The Manchester United thread

[overseas516]

Brentford 2 Manchester United 0 after 23 minutes gone.  😎🫣🤫😄😄😄😄

 

[Chuck in Bangkok]

Just take DeGea out. 

Three coaches in two years... have we figured out its the players yet?

[davidge]

Playing in lime but playing like lemons.

 

[jaynewcastle]

and its 4-0 to Brentford after 34mins played 

[overseas516]

Brentford 4 (YES FOUR)  Manchester United 0

Getting taken apart. 😁😁😁😁
 

[Chuck in Bangkok]

Bruno these days couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from the inside. What happened to him?

[Chuck in Bangkok]

We have no offense. We have no defense. We have no midfield. We have no goalie. 

Brentford isn't doing anything fancy. Just playing solid football. 

Ole's starting to look like a genius for what he did with this team for those two full seasons. 

[overseas516]

A huge well done to Brentford with an emphatic 4-0 over Manchester United. 😁😁😁

I just saw the cost of each team Brentford 55M and Manchester United 424M🫣

I use the word team only for Brentford 😁

[gazO]

Bzzzzzzzz smile😁

[singalong]

Man U have achieved the impossible - they've managed to find a CB who's worse than Maguire and paid more than the entire Brentford team for him. Way to go boys...

[overseas516]

Shocking scenes at Brentford's stadium as stewards are forcing Man United fans to stay and watch the game until the final whistle. 😁

[petermik]

4 hours ago, overseas516 said:

Shocking scenes at Brentford's stadium as stewards are forcing Man United fans to stay and watch the game until the final whistle. 😁

 

Shocking performance indeed but give credit to Brentford also...performances have to improve or we will be chasing the "bin dippers" record of 30 years before our next Premiership comes along.

[overseas516]

I am sure both Manchester City and Liverpool are having sleepless nights over this. 😂😂😂😂

 

[SteveB]

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[Eric Le Roi]

15 hours ago, overseas516 said:

A huge well done to Brentford with an emphatic 4-0 over Manchester United. 😁😁😁

I just saw the cost of each team Brentford 55M and Manchester United 424M🫣

I use the word team only for Brentford 😁

JFT 39.

[overseas516]

26 minutes ago, Eric Le Roi said:

JFT 39.

Man U 

[overseas516]

6 hours ago, petermik said:

 "bin dippers" 

I actually eat extremely well thank you and certainly never from bins. 😎

[Herbby]

Too funny watching them yesterday. The nature of the goals they gave away were absolutely shocking.

[thainet]

23 minutes ago, Herbby said:

Too funny watching them yesterday. The nature of the goals they gave away were absolutely shocking.

Its a travesty...possible relegation this season. Owners better sell before that happens.

[Baxidar ba]

On 13/08/2022 at 04:32, Tom Tit said:

8 years down the line. How did it go?

Tom Tit

Well Thomas, the last 8 years sort of mirrors your infamous night with the Filipino scrubber.

It looked so promising in the beginning, there was great anticipation & hope of a bright future.

But due to a myriad of factors it all sort of fell apart & turned into a bit of a sh1t show.

Regret & recriminations all round.

[rope-a-dope]

On 14/08/2022 at 05:15, petermik said:

Shocking performance indeed but give credit to Brentford also...performances have to improve or we will be chasing the "bin dippers" record of 30 years before our next Premiership comes along.

You already have the record fella for the top flight, 1911 to 1952, so far as Liverpool v man u rivalry goes. 

[taylor1975]

I try to be nice here as its not my team.

Another danger for united is that other teams will be strengthening well and now united has to not just be improving, but improving more than arsenal, spurs etc.

Tough start!

[SteveB]

Nevermind, Liverpool next match on Monday 22nd Of Aug 😁😜

[RomaBob]