fun talk with bg thai words and bar slang

[Harry Brown]

That was very interesting Pubstud as well as bloody funny.

[pubstud]

Thanks Harry. I feel I should point out to anyone reading this thread to be very very careful about using Thai slang & Thai dirty talk or they can end up in some nasty trouble real fast. Walk into a Soi 6 bar and start making jokes about smelly cunts and you may well get bottled.

 

I would advise anyone learning Thai to learn the dirty words (it's good to know them because you then know if Thais are using them about you) but don't go using them until you have a very solid grasp of the Thai language and a very solid understanding of the impact of the word.

[OleKingCole]

Vowel length is another one that can catch us out e.g.:- hi ma is snow hii maa a dog's vagina

[herds]

I think i'm going to learn some sex words in thai, i think at this point i'm allowed.

[wants2marrybargirl]

I say this with trepidation but I spent a bit in a bar where a bargirl I bedded started calling me Mr Joo Lek and it caught on. All the ladies started calling me it. Later I found out Joo Lek means = small dick. OUCH that stung.

[adam4444]

ok guys might not be the right wat to say it but what does - apree - mean ? and - mung ali - mean ? in case i put my size 14s in it .

and say it to the wrong girl .

[RAM8]

Thanks Pubstud for the meaning of John (poor). When the girls say 'wot your name' I say 'John' because they can never pronounce my name.

 

eeya - bitch (very insulting use with caution)

 

jepp hahm - sore cock.

[adam4444]

hey guys any luck with these two

 

apree ?

 

mung alai ?

[pubstud]

hey guys any luck with these two

 

apree ?

 

mung alai ?

 

No idea what apree is. But mung alai is aggressive challenging talk. Like if someone is staring at you and you say mung alai to them. Like in English we'd say - you got a problem asshole?

[pubstud]

Thanks Pubstud for the meaning of John (poor). When the girls say 'wot your name' I say 'John' because they can never pronounce my name.

 

eeya - bitch (very insulting use with caution)

 

jepp hahm - sore cock.

 

I've always been a bit confused about the word "hahm" or "hum" I always thought it meant the scrotum but I hear Thais use the word to include the penis as well. Last trip down to Perth I bought a little money purse made from a kangaroo scrotum and gave it to my missis, when I told her what is was she said - hum jinjoe - kangaroo ballbag. So I'm still unclear on the exact meaning of hum/hahm.

[casinoclub]

No idea what apree is. But mung alai is aggressive challenging talk. Like if someone is staring at you and you say mung alai to them. Like in English we'd say - you got a problem asshole?

 

I've used "mung alai" without getting into trouble. Doesn't seem to be have the same effect as "you got a problem asshole". Usually I say it to a girl during the course of flirting. It typically gets a chuckle.

[pubstud]

I've used "mung alai" without getting into trouble. Doesn't seem to be have the same effect as "you got a problem asshole". Usually I say it to a girl during the course of flirting. It typically gets a chuckle.

 

Guess it's a case of how you say it and to whom. Said jokingly to a gal won't get one into trouble, but said in a confronting way to a Thai man is definitely challenging. Mung is a strange word, can be almost a term of endearment between friends and very insulting to someone else. You'll notice with Thais when they get angry they always go into Goo & Mung talk.

[kanderson]

Thanks Pubstud for the meaning of John (poor). When the girls say 'wot your name' I say 'John' because they can never pronounce my name.

 

eeya - bitch (very insulting use with caution)

 

jepp hahm - sore cock.

 

Yes - they say falang Jon = poor falang

 

change your name to johnney

 

coy ( like the japanese fish ) = cock as well

 

coy yai - big dick

[kanderson]

Pom yak yet toot = I like butt sex

 

duut coy mai - will you suck my dick

[kanderson]

pom hugh hee = I want some pussy

[kanderson]

pom pen sot - I am single/ alone

 

common in thai songs - always gets a smile

[kanderson]

boot yeww - I gotta pee

 

boot kee - gotta go #2

[adam4444]

well another great trip in june hopefully back in september i need some help putting these into thai -issan- laos etc

or something like what i have written its just for fun with the ladys etc.

 

how do you say - its a pity or its a shame in thai ?

 

when you smile it makes me feel so good -its a pity or its a shame im old and have no money but i have a big heart or big cock (this is only for having a laugh with girls i know etc )

 

i remember the good old days when pattaya ladys treated me like a king - took good care of me - made love to me all night , morning and afternoon .

 

i have no money and im old but i have a good heart

 

i have no money and im old but i have a big cock

 

thai for i am 40

 

any help would be great to learn something new before i go in september

[Crem73]

lor leu-ak dai - handsome choose can - (handsome man can choose)

 

sala ley-oh - lowest of the low (use with caution)

 

alai WAH krap - (rude form of 'what' followed by polite intonation 'krap') always gets a laugh.

 

chag-wow - fly a kite, to wank

 

tuk pet - go fishing, female masturbation

 

One to use in 7-11 to rude fuckers pushing in the que;

 

Mai mee malliat lor, mai bpen lai, chern si kap - no education eh? No problem, I invite you.

[slick67]

how do you say - its a pity or its a shame in thai ?

 

There are different ways to say it, but here I would say น่าเสียดาย - naa sia daai

 

when you smile it makes me feel so good -its a pity or its a shame im old and have no money but i have a big heart or big cock (this is only for having a laugh with girls i know etc )

 

Yim gor roo-seuk dee jang loie. Naa sia daai na, gae laew, ngern gor mod laew, dtae yang jai dee, laew gor ham yai gor mee

 

thai for i am 40

 

see sib laew

Or: see sib yang jaew - 40, but still looking good/cool

[HappyHour1973]

หนู nuu

 

literally 'mouse' but I've also heard people use it when addressing a younger woman, instead of คุณ khun.

 

Do think this could cause offense as the thai-langauge.com entry below suggests?

 

"[fairly impolite 2nd person pronoun used to call over a waitress in a restaurant and a girl or woman working in a nightclub, café or escort business] you"

 

When I learnt to speak/read the book I used had written exercises and one of them was ordering food. Standard stuff but they introduced the concept of calling younger wait staff 'nuu' such as 'nuu, nuu get sadtang, krup' (mouse, bill, please) but never any indication of it being impolite.

 

Not sure in the bar girl business if it'd be considered impolite though. I'd never used it myself. I'll ask a Thai friend what they think.

[adam4444]

well another great trip in june hopefully back in september i need some help putting these into thai -issan- laos etc

or something like what i have written its just for fun with the ladys etc.

 

how do you say - its a pity or its a shame in thai ?

 

when you smile it makes me feel so good -its a pity or its a shame im old and have no money but i have a big heart or big cock (this is only for having a laugh with girls i know etc )

 

i remember the good old days when pattaya ladys treated me like a king - took good care of me - made love to me all night , morning and afternoon .

 

i have no money and im old but i have a good heart

 

i have no money and im old but i have a big cock

 

thai for i am 40

 

any help would be great to learn something new before i go in september

 

thanks slick67 can you or any other bm brake down sum of them lines into smaller comebacks

 

so its easier to learn it dosent have to be exactly what i said that was just a guide i was hoping somebody already sort of said something like that to the girls so i could have a laugh with them .

[Sofa King High]

Dak ling = monkey bum, quite funny, na ling = monkey face. Funny coz they sound like Darling.

 

This reaaaaly makes me question the girl who always used to call me darling but never teelak.

[THAJEC]

Boys, girls would you have had the joy to you as the study of their language and how you are active and diligent. Way to go, whether we shift the level of communication in Patts to proper level.

[ausielad]

anyone know what the word "tad" means

think maybe issan,ive seen it text a few times,they tell me bad word,but not tell meaning.

anyone know?