Review - Canterbury Tales Cafe

[Daveo]

All rooms have electronic safes, A/C en-suite, large fridge, fan, Free Wifi, etc

[Jake74]

Room rates in your website include electicity and water, right?

[Daveo]

Room rates in your website include electicity and water, right?

on all but the monthly rates, does not include electric, all rooms have a meter right outside the room so can be checked by the guest, the electric is 6 baht per unit which covers the water also, so just electric charge on the monthly deals only

[Daveo]

Room 1C available from 4th July, includes full kitchen and all the normal amenities.

[Daveo]

X-Zyte Market.

On the old site of the x-zyte night club that was pulled down a few months ago they are now preparing for a new Market, I noticed yesterday they are half way through erecting the covered stalls, will try to find out more details and post them as soon as.

[Daveo]

 

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk,

a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an

Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an

Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a

Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a

Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a

Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a

Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a

Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan,

an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian,

a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a

Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a

Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an

Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian,

a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a

Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino,

a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a

Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an

Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,

 

...Walk into a fine restaurant.

 

 

 

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group

 

 

 

 

 

"You can't come in here without a Thai."

[Daveo]

 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

And those who don't and are always

Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit.

[badboybilly]

I LOVE YA Dave................

Edited June 28, 2012 by badboybilly

[Daveo]

Cheers Billy.

Summer rates

Room 1B available from 1st July until 30th July 450 per night or 8,500 for the month.

Room 6A available also at 450 a night or 7,500 for the month.

Room 3B available end of July, 350 per night or 6,000 per month

[Daveo]

Room 3A now available from 1st August , very large room with separate lounge and big bedroom etc

[Daveo]

Room update.

Room 6B available from 1st August

includes balcony, A/C, fan, en-suite, separate bedroom & lounge, 32" Flat screen TV, DVD player etc

[Daveo]

+ the Pattaya Addicts 10% off through the summer on all but the monthly deals

[Daveo]

[Steven B'stard]

^ ^ ^ like it Dave

[Daveo]

[Daveo]

Studio style room 5A available soon, good deals and 8,000 per month

[Daveo]

Didnt realise Youtube has lots of full length movies on these days, just watched this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5R9Ye_66Yw&feature=related

[Daveo]

Room 10A available from 1st August with the Addicts discount of 10% off, also very big room 8B available from 10th August, please browse the website for all details and pics.

[kpb]

Hi Dave, can I take room 10A from 1st August, just need a room for 31st July arriving in the late afternoon, any ideas?

[Daveo]

Hi Dave, can I take room 10A from 1st August, just need a room for 31st July arriving in the late afternoon, any ideas?

See you soon

[Daveo]

Today 2 Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery!

I agreed, and they were right.

We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

[Daveo]

Room 1C (pics post 454 above) available again from 6th August

6B ( pics post 461 above ) available from 20th August to the end of September.

Budget room 3B available soon at 400 daily or 6,000 per month + the Addicts 10% discount on daily rates

[Daveo]

Room 1C (pics post 454 above) available again from 6th August

6B ( pics post 461 above ) available from 20th August to the end of September.

Budget room 3B available soon at 400 daily or 6,000 per month + electric + the Addicts 10% discount on daily rates

[Daveo]

By the way a mate told me about this today and I found it well worth a look. http://www.ytepisodes.com/movies/?genre=Crime

[xerxesxu]

Would be ideal if there was a swimming pool. But not really an issue. Are there any public pools by your lodgings? (I don't like to swim in the sea).