Canterbury Tales Cafe & Bookshop

[joe q]

Time for another British Cuppa Tea,get the kettle on Daveo,i will be there in 10 minutes,i hear Bobby Robson is in town tonight-reserve me one of his books-i will try to get it signed. JoeQ

[sluminit]

I've read the Canterbury Tales. Have you got any other boox?

[joe q]

Hi Daveo,As a fellow Brit.i would like others to know that Canterbury Tales is a great meeting point for ex-pats and tourists alike,and that includes other nationalities.No i dont want to kiss your butt,praise isnt as forthcoming as critisism,so i would like to say thanks to all the people i have chatted to. If Dave cant get your book,he dosent want your money!

[Daveo]

Thanks Joe

[Daveo]

Room 12A with separate bedroom & lounge, 4 poster bed, A/C ceiling fans, large in room electronic safe, 2TV's 2 DVD players, microwave, kitchen sink, Tea/Coffee maker, Free Wifi, large free DVD library, dining Table & chairs, Sofa & recliner, large balcony, large en-suite shower toilet.

This room available from 28th Nov to 22nd December then from 12th January 2011 onwards.

Edited October 22, 2010 by Daveo

[Daveo]

I nearly forgot

[Daveo]

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.

"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.

"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with Big blue hair."

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Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but none of them rub your dick and say "well done"?

 

 

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.

I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

 

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby

"Is this yours?" she asked.

"Probably." said Paddy "She burns everything else!"

 

 

My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.

It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.

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Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its bollocks!!

 

 

 

A vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled?"

"No," she replies "it's just regular porn you sick bastard."

 

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.

I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

[joe q]

Daveo,had some foriegn couple asking if you have any books in Dutch/Danish/Finnish or something,i guessed you probably would have,they also have used books for exchange.

[Daveo]

Yes we have mostly English but also German, French, Dutch, all the Scandinavian languages, also some Italian & Spanish so yes we probably have something for them.

Cheers Dave

[Daveo]

This info maybe useful

[Daveo]

New Room 4C is available between 29/11/10 to 16/12/10 then again from 9/1/11 see http://www.canterburytalescafe.com for all details.

[Daveo]

Room 1C has become available from 9/11/10 upto 4/1/11 all details on http://www.canterburytalescafe.com

[Daveo]

http://www.canterburytalescafe.com

[Daveo]

A bit short notice but I just had a call from Ken Klein Author of " Thailand Easy - Guide to Travel, Language, Retirement and Relationships [ favorably reviewed in Pattaya Mail.

Thailand Stories - If There Are Places Called Paradise.

& Building A House in Thailand - Meeting with Clairvoyants, Cobras, and Cultural Paradox.

 

Ken will be around Monday and Tuesday and I will be stocking his books in future.

[Daveo]

Apartment 12A available from 28th November to 22nd December then again from 25th Jan 2011

 

Includes TV/DVD player in the bedroom as well as the lounge, large shower room & balcony, in room safe, free wifi, fridge, sofa/recliner, ceiling fans, A/C, Microwave, tea/coffee maker, dining table &chairs.

[Daveo]

Signed Books by Ken Klein retails in Asia Books @ Thailand Easy 225baht Our price 100baht

Building a House in Thailand Novel retails @ 395baht, our price 200baht

Also Thailand Stories retails 395baht Canterbury Tales Bookshop price 200baht

Edited November 12, 2010 by Daveo

[Daveo]

Sleepless in Bangkok by Ian Quartermain, Special Edition.

We have this book in stock only a few left, on Amazon for over $19 with shipping, available in Canterbury Tales Bookshop for 240baht

[Daveo]

On December 19th or maybe 20th Jimmy white will be sitting a book signing at Canterbury Tales Cafe, established Date & time to be confirmed.

Jimmy will be signing his Autobiography on sale at Canterbury Tales Bookshop and will be chatting to the guys.

[Daveo]

Should be fun.

[Daveo]

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by.

 

 

 

He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"

 

Passenger: "Who?"

 

Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."

 

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

 

Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

 

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

 

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."

 

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

 

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."

 

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

 

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f***ing widow."

[Daveo]

On sale now

[Daveo]

On these nights there are only about 30 people on each evening so will be time for a game etc, apparently due to popular demand they are putting on a 3rd evening too so more chance to get to meet Jimmy.

We are also offering a choice of buying 4 new books which are below retail price and giving a free ticket worth 200 baht so another bargain.

Edited November 25, 2010 by Daveo

[Daveo]

Book early....

[Daveo]

4C available from 1/12/10 to 16/12/10.

 

8A available from 5/12/10 to 23/12/10.

 

All details on the website.

[Daveo]

Some new books in this weekend.