helpful thai words/lines for the monger

[ronnie29]

someone today pointed out the thai word for a plump woman - apparently its "pum pui"

 

SO i was wondering if we could have a thread where we list the thai version of some useful mongers words.

 

Can the thai literate BM's please help?

 

How to say anal?

Rimming?

BBBJ?

fingering?

Can i have a blowjob right here?

Can i feel your ass/boobs?

Can i take you out later tonight?

 

 

LMAO it was hilarious writing all that above, but i digress...

 

 

Please list other monger words one may find useful and pls provide their thai translations if you know it.

[speedtoy]

Most speak pretty good sex-english.

[ronnie29]

ok but whats the harm in trying to improve our sex-thai

[mrfreeze]

http://www.pattaya-addicts.com/forum/topic/278885-most-basic-thai-phrahes-regarding-sexual-activities/ will have some sentances you can use.

[speedtoy]

ok but whats the harm in trying to improve our sex-thai

No harm..just wouldnt feel left out, without it.

[Guest]

The gals speak thaenglish fairly well. Never hurts to learn , numbers, ordering food, saying thank you, goodbye, but most important, Mai ou krap, kop khun krap, to the street hawkers.

May save you getting shanked by a watch salesman!

[ronnie29]

what does it mean tho?

[Harry Brown]

Mate if you go to the Thai language section of the forum there is a heap of advice  there.

[ronnie29]

K̄hxbkhuṇ

[Sick Water Buffalo]

Like Weblo advises, it'll be more useful to have familiarity with some of the basic Thai interaction phrases; than specific terminology for sex acts.

 

 

Again, browsing the forum you should have found the Learning Thai Language section (where this thread is now after previously being erroneously posted to Newbie Advice) which has multiple threads discussing Thai sex terms and bar slang.     For example, 'boom boom toot' for anal; 'smoke' for a blowjob, etc. Hell, just Google 'sex terms in Thai' and there's pages and pages of results...

[krups gusto]

You don't need Thai for those words. Anybody willing to lick your asshole knows the English terminology.

 

Better off learning 'mai ow krap' to get pesky peddlers to go away. Or other simple phrases.

[ronnie29]

mai ow karp = what?  leave me alone?

[badboyz08]

^ mai ow karp = no

How to say anal? anal = รูตูด (roo - toodh)

fingering? =ใช้นิ้วไหม (shai-newh - mhai)

Can i have a blowjob right here? อมให้ผมตรงนี้ได้ไหม (ohm-hai-phom-thong-neeh-dhai-mhai)

Can i feel your ass/boobs? ขอจับตูด/นมได้ไหม  (khor-jhab-toodh/nhom-dhai-mhai)

Can i take you out later tonight? คืนนี้ไปกับผมได้ไหม (khean-neeh-phai-khub-phom-dhai-mhai)
 

i dont know Rimming and BBBJ

i mean i know thai but i dont know what these mean ?

Rimming? i dont know

BBBJ?

[just hanging]

mai ow karp = what?  leave me alone?

 

no want....... and its krup with a slight r sound but if you say cup you will be fine.   works for all the people wanting to sell you something, or the katoeys and so on.  you must use the krup or you will be rude and have problems......that softens it and a smile too

[Houten Kop]

 

^ mai ow karp = no

 

How to say anal? anal = รูตูด (roo - toodh)

fingering? =ใช้นิ้วไหม (shai-newh - mhai)

Can i have a blowjob right here? อมให้ผมตรงนี้ได้ไหม (ohm-hai-phom-thong-neeh-dhai-mhai)

Can i feel your ass/boobs? ขอจับตูด/นมได้ไหม  (khor-jhab-toodh/nhom-dhai-mhai)

Can i take you out later tonight? คืนนี้ไปกับผมได้ไหม (khean-neeh-phai-khub-phom-dhai-mhai)

 

i dont know Rimming and BBBJ

i mean i know thai but i dont know what these mean ?

Rimming? i dont know

BBBJ?

 

Rimming = จูบ ตูด = joop tood.

[Harry Brown]

 

^ mai ow karp = no

 

How to say anal? anal = รูตูด (roo - toodh)

fingering? =ใช้นิ้วไหม (shai-newh - mhai)

Can i have a blowjob right here? อมให้ผมตรงนี้ได้ไหม (ohm-hai-phom-thong-neeh-dhai-mhai)

Can i feel your ass/boobs? ขอจับตูด/นมได้ไหม  (khor-jhab-toodh/nhom-dhai-mhai)

Can i take you out later tonight? คืนนี้ไปกับผมได้ไหม (khean-neeh-phai-khub-phom-dhai-mhai)

 

i dont know Rimming and BBBJ

i mean i know thai but i dont know what these mean ?

Rimming? i dont know

BBBJ?

 

 

 

 

Rimming = lick ass

 

BBBJ = Bareback blowjob ( riding a horse without saddle  = bareback)  also slang for not using a condom = barebacking

 

 

so put them together "bareback blowjob"  shortened = BBBJ so they are asking can I have blow job with no condom.

[slick67]

^ mai ow karp = no

 

How to say anal? anal = รูตูด (roo - toodh)

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i dont know Rimming and BBBJ

i mean i know thai but i dont know what these mean ?

Rimming? i dont know

BBBJ?

รูตูดคือแค่ทวารหนักใช่มั้ยครับ

แต่สงสัยว่า จขกท. อยากรู้ว่า to have anal sex ภาษาไทยว่ายังไงครับ เอาตูด/เอาก้น ประมาณนั้น

 

Rimming เลียตูด หรือ ล้างตู้เย็น

BBBJ อมสด

[Sofa King High]

Rimming เลียตูด หรือ ล้างตู้เย็น

Please tell me this is a real thing.

[andy666]

Ronnie, with all respect, but if you don't speak any Thai only a few words 'laamok', you will make a fool of yourself.

 

It works the other way round too, wether it's a beautiful young Thai girl or a fat old woman, if they don't speak any English but shout words like:

 

Fucking big cock

 

You want sucky, sucky

 

We go boomsing hahaha

 

Well, that's a big turn off for me and I guess for most punters. I mean, if that are the only 3 lines they know and they keep repeating it.... Silly

 

 

Sent from a Samsung soon

[andy666]

That said, they tend not to say lick pussy, lick ass but eat pussy/ass.

 

Kin hoi (seafood shell)

Kin Tood or in Isaan, kin daak.

 

 

 

 

Sent from a Samsung soon

[Harry Brown]

Ronnie, with all respect, but if you don't speak any Thai only a few words 'laamok', you will make a fool of yourself.

 

It works the other way round too, wether it's a beautiful young Thai girl or a fat old woman, if they don't speak any English but shout words like:

 

Fucking big cock

 

You want sucky, sucky

 

We go boomsing hahaha

 

Well, that's a big turn off for me and I guess for most punters. I mean, if that are the only 3 lines they know and they keep repeating it.... Silly

 

 

Sent from a Samsung soon

 

 

 

I have to agree, I might occasionally use that stuff for joking around if I know the girl, but mostly I'll tell them how nice their hair looks or  smells , how sweet they are, yeah yeah corny stuff but it works, the idea is to make them feel relaxed and that you are safe to be with.

[slick67]

Please tell me this is a real thing.

Yep, it's real In Thai "cleaning the fridge" is slang for rimming...

[badboyz08]

รูตูดคือแค่ทวารหนักใช่มั้ยครับ

แต่สงสัยว่า จขกท. อยากรู้ว่า to have anal sex ภาษาไทยว่ายังไงครับ เอาตูด/เอาก้น ประมาณนั้น

 

Rimming เลียตูด หรือ ล้างตู้เย็น

BBBJ อมสด

ใช่ครับ แค่ทวารหนัก

 

ถ้า to have anal sex ก็ควรจะเป็น ขอเอาตูดได้ไหม 

 

ปล. ผมเป็นคนไทย แต่ผมพึ่งรู้นะเนี่ยว่าล้างตู้เย็นแปลว่าแบบนี้ได้ด้วย LOL

[Harry Brown]

ใช่ครับ แค่ทวารหนัก

 

ถ้า to have anal sex ก็ควรจะเป็น ขอเอาตูดได้ไหม 

 

ปล. ผมเป็นคนไทย แต่ผมพึ่งรู้นะเนี่ยว่าล้างตู้เย็นแปลว่าแบบนี้ได้ด้วย LOL

 

 

 

If possible when you're writing Thai can you also write the phonetic  as well, not many of us can read and understand Thai.

 

Thanks.

[badboyz08]

i dont know what phonetic is.... 
you mean like this ? 
 

ใช่ครับ แค่ทวารหนัก
chai - kruph - care - ta - warn - nahk

yes only asshole.

ถ้า to have anal sex ก็ควรจะเป็น ขอเอาตูดได้ไหม 
ta - to have anal sex - kor - kwuan - jah - pen - kor - out - toodh - dye - mhai
if its "to have anal sex" its plobably "ขอเอาตูดได้ไหม"  

 

ปล. ผมเป็นคนไทย แต่ผมพึ่งรู้นะเนี่ยว่าล้างตู้เย็นแปลว่าแบบนี้ได้ด้วย LOL
phor - lor - phom - pen - khon - thai - there - phom - phung - roo - nha - near - wah - larng - too - yen - pear - wah - barb - neeh - dhai - duay

ps. im thai but i just know from you that ล้างตู้เย็น meaning this LOL