If it smells bad ?

[Alan lad]

hi guys

 

Well this is from a true story that happened last night .

 

We had a bar full of guests ,and as i walked around the bar i started to smell this VERY bad smell. It was like someones shoes that had been worn for 6 mths .

 

I asked the girls what it was ,as i feared it might have been some new type of THai food .They came back with a no its "him" showing me to one guy .

 

As i got closer it was true he did in fact smell like old fish gone wrong !!

 

I went off and bought some strong air freshener which we sprayed around .

 

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ?

 

WOULD YOU HAVE TOLD HIM ??

 

having said all of that i now have a guy sitting next to me who himself does not smell good at all (not as bad as the guy last night)

 

alan

[Mavrick]

Yep I would have told him its always best to be straightforward.

[chuckrivera]

You have to ask him to leave. Your bar, your rules. Otherwise you run the risk of all your other patrons leaving. Personally, I would not stay in a bar if the management allowed him to stay.

 

Tell him there are minimum hygeine guidelines required at your bar. Would you let a patron in with no shirt or no pants as it would be offensive to your other patrons? I'm sure in LOS people have been asked to leave for less. At least this time it is for a valid reason.

 

Showering. It's not for everybody.

Edited June 19, 2008 by chuckrivera

[caltexman]

Shit i have never struck that problem and have worked in the hospitality industry for years ..........fuckin funny really glad it was you not me!

[lbfmlover]

Makes me feel sick just reading this, You have to try and tell him politely to leave or maybe lose all your custom. I have been in a bar before many times one day i went in there and it smelled really bad I dont know what was causing the smell but i havent been back since.

Nothing like a bad smell to put you off beautiful ladies.

[LaaMok]

should have been sick over him, he would have got the hint

[caltexman]

You could have always sat next to him and said ...........fuck what is that god awful smell and looked at him............have security ready just in case lol.

[LaaMok]

I wanna know if he managed to barfine that night lol

 

he clearly has no mates, your meant to tell your mates stuff like that even of you hint by pushing them into a lake

[caltexman]

Shit if the girls thought he stunk surely they wouldn't go with him ................would they?

[LaaMok]

Shit if the girls thought he stunk surely they wouldn't go with him ................would they?

 

well there is always one.... he might even find a girl that gets turned on by it

[7-Eleven]

well there is always one.... he might even find a girl that gets turned on by it

 

LOS caters for all types!

 

I would have asked him politely to leave.

[Sheist!]

The need to terminate the odor causing condition outweighs the need for polite silence.

 

The direct, no-nonsense approach would be best. "I am asking you to leave" and "I don't want your opinion about whether you think you smell bad enough or not", or words to that effect.

 

With a half smile might help, but whatever you do, be direct and to the point and don't open the floor for discussion.

[OccamsRazor]

There is no downside to asking him to leave. How much money could he possbile be spending in his state? What friends can he complain too? Now I feel sorry for the guy, sort of.

 

Like someone already said, just tell him he has to leave, don't give the reason or you'll just open yourself up for any arguement.

[troilist]

Difficult as I had to tell someone at work but it has to be done and this guy did not realise he smelt, life is safer on the nose now

[Millard]

Quite an awkward situation for a proprietor. If you kick the guy out, he may bad-mouth your bar. Not asking him to leave could result in non-smelly patrons leaving. I'd take the most diplomatic route and say something like, "Hey mate, I'm not sure if you're aware , but I've been told that your odor is disturbing those around you. If you don't mind, go take a shower and when you come back, your first beer's on the house."

[derekh]

Tell him away from everyone else so you not embaress him in front of the girls or customers would of been the apropriate thing in my eyes, but different ways of doing it i guess

[marnie]

hi guys

 

Well this is from a true story that happened last night .

 

We had a bar full of guests ,and as i walked around the bar i started to smell this VERY bad smell. It was like someones shoes that had been worn for 6 mths .

 

I asked the girls what it was ,as i feared it might have been some new type of THai food .They came back with a no its "him" showing me to one guy .

 

As i got closer it was true he did in fact smell like old fish gone wrong !!

 

I went off and bought some strong air freshener which we sprayed around .

 

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ?

 

WOULD YOU HAVE TOLD HIM ??

 

having said all of that i now have a guy sitting next to me who himself does not smell good at all (not as bad as the guy last night)

 

alan

 

 

Make friends, buy him garlic kebab and then go to a bar you dont like..

[Parkwahn]

Tell him, there was a guy in the gym he stunk so bad it was unreal in the end they banned him

 

The only excuse is if he has no sense of smell....

 

Otherwise he is a durrty baaaaastad

[culvers]

i was getting frisky with a girl in soi 7 once... i was going to barfine, but cheekily ran my finger along her crotch, before discreetly sniffing my finger. Was extremely fishy, so finished my drink and left. She couldnt work out why i had changed my mind so quickly.

[Parkwahn]

i was getting frisky with a girl in soi 7 once... i was going to barfine, but cheekily ran my finger along her crotch, before discreetly sniffing my finger. Was extremely fishy, so finished my drink and left. She couldnt work out why i had changed my mind so quickly.

 

 

Culvers where is my 30k ?

 

Love the post discretly shoved my hand up her minge !! How can you do that did she not notice

 

Great post fella

[Angelo]

Tell him that his odor is making the other customers want to vomit, with a smile of course. Then offer him a free beer so he can use the baht on some soap and show him the fastest way to the beach so he can rinse off.

 

But seriously, even if you find yourself out and a bit ripe, it's too easy to pop into 7-11 and buy some spray deodorant to freshen up.

 

Was in Marine 2 a couple of weeks ago and there was this one guy that smelled really bad. Like stale body odor, smoke and bad Indian food (and he wasn't even Indian). Not sure how many girls he scored that night but I'm willing to bet he spent the night alone.

[PagMah]

What does a monger do to make himself smell that bad. Maybe he is one of those guys into getting pissed on or shat on.

I very rarely come across someone who stinks in LOS. It is just not the done thing.

Bet he lucks out with the women.

Liam

[Millard]

I very rarely come across someone who stinks in LOS. It is just not the done thing.

Liam

I was sitting in an internet cafe on 2nd Road and the guy next to me smelled like old milk and sweaty socks. Perhaps the same guy that was in New Living Dolls1? Anyways, it was so bad that I gagged. Afterward, I took a shower and changed just in case his violent stench got on me.

Edited July 1, 2008 by Millard

[irishlas]

I would have emptied the fire extinguisher all over him.....

I pity the poor girl he barfined that nite IF he did at all.... Cant even bear to think about the other poor girls hes been with...

 

Come on guys, what BM was it? ...lol admit ur real ID on here....lol

[Infiniium]

When you say smelt bad, how?

 

Smell of puke

Smell of BO

Smell of wee

Smell of bad breath

Smell of poop

 

He could have trodden in something by accident?

If its personnel hygiene then tell him striaght unless he looks like he benches 150kg then get some one else to tell him. Theres no excuse for

bad personel hygiene.

But then some people go sweaty mad in LOS, the humidity.

 

Infiniium