Nixonsbest and Worst Breakfasts

[xerive]

Kiss food is one up from scraping a turd up off the floor and putting it into a floury bap - adding some HP sauce and calling it a bacon buttie!

[MJSpattaya]

This place must have gone down hill since i was there last , i enjoy it , they swapped the eggs for bacon/sausage  with no problem

 

the deserth spelling not being deserts

 

will have to go back and try again

 

and may be this is the real reason i thought the food was so good

 

 

 

x1t.bmp

[nixonsbest]

JOCKY`S RESTAURANT  Soi Lankee 

 

http://www.jockysrestaurant.com/

 

 

 

I like a little bit of orange juice with my ice, takes the edge off..

 

 

145 THB Breakfast.  Good all round breakfast for the price, can come with beans and fried bread but I refrained from those delicacies.

 

 

The worst butter ever, but no need for butter when you have 2 tablespoons worth of oil on the plate.

 

 

I spoke to the owner about the oil, he said it should not come like that, the staff are told to dab the food on tissue and he will sort it out.

 

 

[nixonsbest]

Boat bakery 2nd Road opposite Boyz Town

 

 

60 THB Throw away breakfast, you only get what you pay for in this world, even in Pattaya.

 

 

Yummy!

 

 

The TGF played with her food for a couple of minutes, then she called check bin.

 

 

Came with 2 slices of toast and that fucking horrible cheap ass butter.

 

 

 

 

Beerburgerbonk you are banned from posting on this thread for giving me the address of this shit hole and GulfporrtBob you should have your mouth washed out with soap,water and a wire brush for suggesting such a place.

[ryydman]

The Stags Head brekkie is decent, (LK Metro) I liked the sausages but the eggs were over cooked...Above average i'd say.

[stickyfingers]

Only recently looked at this thread and its great reporting and pics are excellent.

 

There's loads of places doing the English breakfasts in town so its good to see this report on finding the good, the bad and the ugly that's out there.

 

Thanks for taking the time and effort in reporting as I do like a full English from time to time when in Patts, faves being Café Pitini and The Golf Club. 

 

Have tried the Café Pascal buffet last year(179bt at the time) and thought was good value and quality but bit tasteless and some right greedy twats in there making sure they get several plate fulls so don't have to eat for the rest of the day.

 

With so much competition now esp around the Brit triangle of sois Diana, Buakow and Lengkee, the owners have to keep up or raise their standards.

[benny31]

Thanks nixonsbest for taking the time to do the review.

Great job, keep going

[nixonsbest]

BJ Holiday Lodge Soi 3

 

 

Orange juice extra.

 

 

95 THB. Not bad, quality ingredients.

 

 

Good service and friendly staff.

 

 

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[jaynewcastle]

Think I would need another breakfast after eating the "starter" you had 

[skirtchasa]

This is turning out to be the definitive guide to breakfast in Pattaya.  Honest takes on food quality.  Very informative in laying out the choices in and geography of Pattaya.  Geez, I still have to embark on my maiden voyage, and I already know Pattaya like the bump on my cock j/k.  You make an excellent field operative, Nixon.  I wish had come up with such an idea myself.

 

P.S.  You're getting your money's worth on that camera of yours.

[Beerburgerbonk]

Boat bakery 2nd Road opposite Boyz Town

 

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60 THB Throw away breakfast, you only get what you pay for in this world, even in Pattaya.

 

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Yummy!

 

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The TGF played with her food for a couple of minutes, then she called check bin.

 

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Came with 2 slices of toast and that fucking horrible cheap ass butter.

 

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Beerburgerbonk you are banned from posting on this thread for giving me the address of this shit hole and GulfporrtBob you should have your mouth washed out with soap,water and a wire brush for suggesting such a place.

Well Im sorry it was so awful. I did point out that I had not had any of the Farang food there

I visited it several times in Feb/March this year, not only alone but also withTGs and enjoyed the food. As anyone knows if they dont like it they wont eat it and neither will I.

I can only assume that the regular cooks are either not there when you visted or were not when I did.

Obviously I would not suggest a place to anyone that I thought was anything less than good.

As requested I will not profer any further suggestions to you.

I agree that the "breakfast" looks as bad as the Kiss one but I must reiterate that I did not have any Farang food there, your GFs dish does look a little sorry for itself, limp with a greasy sheen.

Im back next month and am more than happy to buy you a drink as compensation for your wasted visit there

BBB

[nixonsbest]

Tavern by the sea  Beach Road North of Soi 1

 

http://www.amari.com/orchid/tavern-by-the-sea.aspx

 

 

That's a 60 THB bottle of water guys, apparently has some healing qualities, gout, hair loss and erectile dysfunction. 

 

 

Couple of small pieces of toast.

 

 

The Hang Over Cure 230 THB or 4 bottles of water minus a sip. Average breakfast.

 

 

Nice views.

 

[stickyfingers]

Yep you pay for the view at about 120bt over what that bfast should have been!!

Nice pics and reporting as ever.

[benny31]

The Hang Over Cure 230 THB

 

200THB for the view

30THB for brekkie

 

next please

[xerive]

The hangover cure - you start choking when they bring you the bill for that breakfast!!

[nixonsbest]

Kilkenny. LK Metro

 

 

Full strength orange juice with no ice.

 

 

2 big slices of toast.

 

 

All this and no oil for the super low price of 120 THB. How can they do it?

 

 

No morning sun on this side of the street.

 

 

 

 

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[QuotaMan]

Love these pictures, I have yet to try an English breakfast. Looked at a lot of pictures and videos and looks tasty (except for the blood pudding and mushrooms).

 

Will have to one day in Pattaya.

[sunnycoastguy]

Hi Nixon

 

Just a question,do any of there places have free wifi?

 

Thanks

[nixonsbest]

Hi Nixon

 

Just a question,do any of there places have free wifi?

 

Thanks

I don't bother with WIFI, I got it covered with my phone, so I cant answer you question.

[sunnycoastguy]

Thanks Mate

 

Keep up the good work, love this post

[barmatt]

Kilkenny. LK Metro

 

 

Full strength orange juice with no ice.

 

 

2 big slices of toast.

 

 

All this and no oil for the super low price of 120 THB. How can they do it?

 

 

No morning sun on this side of the street.

 

 

 

 

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Is that a tin tomato?

[nixonsbest]

^ yes. The hash brown was so good I forgave them for the tined tomato.

 

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[barmatt]

Not bad for 120 but tinned tomatoes are the pits     good way to spoil a good breakfast.

I prefer next door, you pay a bit more but you get the real deal.

[Nak Muay]

Kilkenny. LK Metro

 

 

Full strength orange juice with no ice.

 

 

2 big slices of toast.

 

 

All this and no oil for the super low price of 120 THB. How can they do it?

 

 

No morning sun on this side of the street.

 

 

 

 

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Finally the kilkenny review! defiantly my favorite around town for quality, service, price and love the setting(open air bar on lk metro(great for people watching)).

 

Where do you put it in your rankings chart?

 

People might start thinking i am affiliated the way i go on about this place!! always a great place to go, friendly staff, never a problem and ordering off menu is an absolute pleasure.

 

Keep up the great work Nix

[stickyfingers]

Well the Killkenny looks worth a visit as seems good value down there amongst the competition.

 

Thanks for the report and pics  again