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Crocodile needs new home


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Anyone want a crocodile, I told the owner I would help him find a new home! He is around 4 ft at the moment.

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Being originally from Louisiana, you might ask before you give it away, that the NEW owner is not from Louisiana.... We eat them down there. Great fried, and also made into a breaded meat cake.... :GoldenSmile1:

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They are good on a stick too!

 

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Being originally from Louisiana, you might ask before you give it away, that the NEW owner is not from Louisiana.... We eat them down there. Great fried, and also made into a breaded meat cake.... :GoldenSmile1:

you must mean alligator, not a crocodile in Louisiana

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Yeah, Mike, but actually, they are both Crocadillian . extremely close cousins. Doubt seriously if a 4 footer had you by the pecker you could tell them apart

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I need some new shoes.....

I don't buy out the bar, I buy the nightspot.

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Beening only 4ft I bet it's got soft skin ..................:GoldenSmile1:

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Anyone want a crocodile, I told the owner I would help him find a new home! He is around 4 ft at the moment

 

And how big is the crocodile?

When a man is tired of Pattaya, he is tired of life.

 

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A thought the ladyboys on Soi Crocodile were able to take care of themsleves? :GoldenSmile1:

Eat. Down. South.

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is it house trained?

 

I am afraid you will still have to make your own cups of tea!

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Well can he make shoes?

When a man is tired of Pattaya, he is tired of life.

 

An Agent of DOOM - defenders of older men

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Can you wait till its about 12 feet long and deliver it in a plain brown package to my ex wife in UK, I will pay the postage,

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Has no one 'bit' on this offer yet?

A mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do!

When all is said and done, more is said than done!

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Maybe he could trade it in for a couple of those Doberman puppies that are on offer?

When a man is tired of Pattaya, he is tired of life.

 

An Agent of DOOM - defenders of older men

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Nearly 12 hours and no one has pointed out that I don't know my Dobermans from my Rottweilers.

 

It looks like I've got away with it.

When a man is tired of Pattaya, he is tired of life.

 

An Agent of DOOM - defenders of older men

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Crocodiles are for life not just for christmas. Ps Is he a snappy dresser ?

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A crocodile, to be sure! Did it eat the old home then?

I'd rather look at tits, cunts and arseholes than listen to them!

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