Some mongering terms and phrases in thai language?

[Hqie3wrq]

Hi there,

every now and then I came upon some useful thai phrases for talk/ask the involved beauty of the night (FL, BG, Soi 6 Girls, Gogo Girls or even 7/11 employee).

I wonder what more input can come from this nice forum here. To give it a start I'm gonna write down some myself. I tried to write down a pronuncation for english speakers for sound like thai.

ham aroi mai? (Ham not pronounced like the ham, more like in 'come') -> You like the taste of my dick?

bpi duud dai mai? -> Can fuck in ass?

jim na-rak, aroi mai? -> Pussy looks cute, does it taste good?

ham noi -> small dick

ham yai -> big dick

dai mai set nai bpark? -> Can I come in your mouth?

dai mai set bon nom? -> Can I come on your boobs?

dai mai set khang nai? -> Can I come inside?


For my upcoming holidays I'm still trying to find thai phrases for actions/questions like:

Can I watch you pee pee?

Can lick your ass? (no anal penetration, just licking)

Please wear stockings and high heels.

 

Maybe there was already some thread like this (I didnt found), then please just post a link.

If you have more examples and/or are more into thai language, please try to write phrases which look more funny than rude. 

Thanks in advance.

[Harry Brown]

There is a sub forum dedicated to the Thai language.

I will move this thread to there. Dai mai?  

 

[Hqie3wrq]

22 minutes ago, Harry Brown said:

There is a sub forum dedicated to the Thai language.

I will move this thread to there. Dai mai?  

 

OK khrap. And as the thread is now where it should to be, I just found other threads with similar topic.
Anyway, thank you.

[Hqie3wrq]

I have to answer my own thread with an question:

Would a thai lady understand something like 
Khun jee jun dai mai?
for a question "Can you pee on me?".

I dont want to sound rude when asking...