Rumours for sale - a new service in Pattaya

[LaaMok]

Due to the large network that us long term expats/business owners have,  its easy to be at the end of a rumour or start one about yourself.

Due to the complexities of my life, rumours are very useful and can be quite damaging.

These last two weeks,  I have heard that..

I am broke, ripping off investors, putting someone in jail for having a disagreement with them, losing money on all business interests, not being a real owner of any of the bars I own.

Considering alot of people in this town targets and attacks/hate the rich. You can see the advantage in one of those rumours, also people pick on weak people, not connected, so one of those rumours could be useful,  and the not real owner is very useful, if only the authorities would take on that rumour.  I've had money laundering, immigration problems and selling drugs rumours also.  They can be quite damaging when people you know start questioning it lol.

There are downsides/upsides to each rumour.  Someone is saying that i am ripping off investors and i have a ponzi scheme going, but we've not had a new investor for around 2.5 years and they are still all alive and getting paid, so thats quite funny for me, but its not if i needed an investor for a new business.  But i wont need one of those anyway.

Back to the rumours for sale,  i was discussing with a friend about offering this service to people,  a bad rumour is easy to travel but a good rumour is tough.

One of my friends says there isnt much of a market for spreading bad rumours.... i cant possibly see why?

While you are here please tell people i am doing internet marketing and seo to make ends meet and i dont own any bars in pattaya anymore lol

who would like to be my first customer?

what about being ripped off my a bar girl?  being broke and having no visa?  (i like this one)  getting rammed up ladyboys in 5 sums?

[taylor1975]

I thought you went to bed early? Its 1am on a tuesday night. 

Thank god we don't have an early morning meeting about the professional business services you offer. 

[LaaMok]

8 minutes ago, taylor1975 said:

I thought you went to bed early? Its 1am on a tuesday night. 

Thank god we don't have an early morning meeting about the professional  Business Services  you offer. 

Yes,  I did go to bed early, but I have been working on PA!  I can go to sleep now its done! I am broke, so i need to work lol.

[taylor1975]

4 minutes ago, LaaMok said:

Yes,  I did go to bed early, but I have been working on PA!  I can go to sleep now its done! I am broke, so i need to work lol.

Working? ....it appears you've been writing silly topics again 

Do you know an admin who can merge it with that rich & famous thread? 

[localguy]

34 minutes ago, LaaMok said:

(i like this one)  getting rammed up Ladyboys in 5 sums?

This one is my personal favorite. However, I would prefer to keep it a secret. How much would it cost to keep that bit of information away from prying eyes on the Interwebs?

[The Viking]

I'll give you 100 baht to spread rumors that aj is just ajanna dressed like a man 

[LaaMok]

12 minutes ago, localguy said:

This one is my personal favorite. However, I would prefer to keep it a secret. How much would it cost to keep that bit of information away from prying eyes on the Interwebs?

we can do a rumour to say that the ladyboy isn't really one,  born a lady but had an operation to be a ladyboy, but the cock fell off, so its double not gay.

[LaaMok]

11 minutes ago, The Viking said:

I'll give you 100 baht to spread rumors that aj is just ajanna dressed like a man 

Thanks, I can eat tomorrow

[Thai1onjohn]

Perfect example of fake news and people being bitter over others success,keep up the great work,best wishes....

[PepeLePew]

I heard that by 2019 the baht would reach parity with the £ so everyone in UK should immediately change all their dosh into bahts now ;)

[Gosh]

53 minutes ago, PepeLePew said:

I heard that by 2019 the baht would reach parity with the £ so everyone in UK should immediately change all their dosh into bahts now ;)

I heard the Cambodian Riel so you've just cheered me up !

How about HIV has become an airborne contagion in Pattaya ?

How about All Pattaya security cameras actually work and facial recognition technology is being used to identify all visitors by the CIA & GCHQ for retrospective actions on infidelity or unmarried sex when the New World Order takes control so punishment can be metered out by the ruling Fundamental Christian - Muslim Alliance when they seize World power ?

How about all go girls are actually Aliens harvesting our sperm to create hybrids for pernicious reasons ?

How about Pattaya being a place where we older gentleman of meagre means can still get laid by sexy young girls without having to sell a kidney to pay for the pleasure ?

I love fantastic rumours but dismiss them all as the prattling of the mentally deficient.

[Mognam]

I heard a rumour that Pattaya is not real but just a collective fantasy we have.  Please tell me it ain't so.

[dave01]

I read the title, and thought you were referring to a fairly large bar across the road from me here in Jomtien 555

[Pattaya_Brian]

I heard a rumor that buying a condo in Pattaya is a smart investment. But only if you buy it off plan. 

As the rumor goes, if you buy it off plan and your contract says the construction company will break ground in 6 months and you'll take possession of your brand new condo in 18 months, that isn't true. They'll actually break ground tomorrow and you can move into your new condo in about a week.

[JAI DEE MAK]

I heard that ALL young fit guys who have no money to spend get laid  in Pattaya for free.

JDM

[thisisdre]

3 minutes ago, JAI DEE MAK said:

I heard that ALL young fit guys who have no money to spend get laid  in Pattaya for free.

JDM

;)

[whitespider - RIP]

I heard you have a big nob and we know that's a lie for start

[mbamber]

I would not risk my money with Nightwish Group I have invested it safely in Greek Government Bonds 

[Scuba+]

A more interesting twist to the thread would be why are they spreading false rumours, there seems to be quite a variety

[ZRHuser]

How much do you ask for, if I want to be 30 again, but look old because I am a Party animal. Would stop them to call me Papa and "nice shirt"?

[Pattaya_Brian]

Trust your life savings to Drew Noyes.

[Xylanic]

Dammit. Soi 6 is going to be torn down today and replaced with a casino.

[mbamber]

Flash sale going out of business Nightwish Group selling Sangsom & coke 10 baht all night and free bar fine with each one.

[Billy Shears]

52 minutes ago, Xylanic said:

Dammit. Soi 6 is going to be torn down today and replaced with a casino.

And all the dealers will be ladyboys.

[thisisdre]

H a r r i s b l a c k i s b a c k and managing a bar in lk..