SCANDINAVIC RIVER BAR

June 29, 2008

Today it will become truth!

Because its

River Bar Official DARTS & POOL Day jihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Again, legendary, the game will start at 7 p.m. or when the players will come.

And try to throw that arrow ass into (not MY ASS OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!) the Darts board.

of course, the rules are told at the place, so everybody can join the game.

WELCOME

June 29, 2008

WARNING FOR ALL THE SHOT ADDICTS

Tomorrow it will begin.

What??

Well...

OFFICIAL RIVER BAR SHOT DAYS of course!!!!!

And it means that you dont have to count so much your money when you put your hand to the bell and ring the shot bell!

Because the whole next week, 30th of June to 6th of July, from 4 p.m. to midnight or so long when customers are, EVERY SHOT-BELL-RINGER (S.B.R.) will get their bellringershots (Same-Same, Fisherman-vodka and Salmiac-vodka) AT ONLY 40 thb each!!

Even idf you want to buy only one shot, it means 50 thb, it is not too much neather, and when you know that River Bar shot glasses are a little bit bigger than normally.

Ladydrink extras normally.

As a Host for the whole SuperShotWeek will be normally (NO, NO AGAIN!!) an almost one-testical, 100,000-hair head, totally awesome, alienic, despite of peoples wishes still straight, a full-crazy, an almost uncrowned Queen of apes IIDEE!!!!

So Welcome to drink and to be drunk and something other madbadmadbadmadbadmadbad

June 30, 2008

THIS IS IT!!

YOUR DREAM HAS COME THRUE!!

GOD EXISTS!!

BUDDHA ALSO!!

THEY ALL WANT ONLY ONE THING:

the OFFICIAL RIVER BAR SHOT WEEK of course!!!!!

And it means that you dont have to count so much your money when you put your hand to the bell and ring the shot bell!

Because the whole next week, 30th of June to 6th of July, from 4 p.m. to midnight or so long when customers are, EVERY SHOT-BELL-RINGER (S.B.R.) will get their bellringershots (Same-Same, Fisherman-vodka and Salmiac-vodka) AT ONLY 40 thb each!!

Even if you want to buy only one shot, it means 50 thb, it is not too much neather, and when you know that River Bar shot glasses are a little bit bigger than normally.

Ladydrink extras normally.

As a Host for the whole SuperShotWeek will be normally (NO, NO AGAIN!!) an almost one-testical, 100,000-hair head, totally awesome, alienic, despite of peoples wishes still straight, a full-crazy, an almost uncrowned Queen of apes IIDEE!!!!

So Welcome to drink and to be drunk or something other curious

we are everyday open 4 p.m. - night

SOI 14

Walking Street

Go to a crossroads South Pattaya Road - 2nd Road and from there, go to a small diagonal soi. Walk about 50 metres.

We are at right-hand.

July 2, 2008

SUPER SHOT WEEK / DARTS DAY

Today it is double-reason to get the feet into River Bar, soi14, Walking Street!

First, a River Bar Super Shot Week is still running, YOU can buy our very tastefull shots at very low prices!

And even better, if YOU will ring the bell, then you will get them even lower price!!

Second, our Darts Day will start again, legendary at 7 p.m., and as normally, it is not right that 7 p.m., maybe even later

Last time winners were LARI and KARSA, Congratulations!

After 30 hour hangover and 9 times pukes, bar-manager IIDEE is (trying) again at place and (still trying) alive.

(it was only one lipo-fanta-vodka and I drunk only one-fifth of that!!)

July 3, 2008

...AND THE 50thb / 40thb SUPER SHOT WEEK STILL CONTINUES...

If you dont know about those prices or shots, Welcome to River Bar to ask more and taste them

Via River Bar to a go-go

Edited July 3, 2008 by ImperialDiamond

July 5, 2008

Super Shot Week Second Last Day

Well, all the things have its end, it is thruth.

And also River Bar Shot Week will end, but 2 days any more to go

So, welcome to taste our super shots, PRICES at ONLY 50/40 thb!!!

And if You didnt understand of those prices, then just welcome to ask for more into River Bar

July 8, 2008

buying some playing cards

ADHD has been at playstore, hmmm

not bought matches, but bought PLAYING CARDS!!!!!

yeah baby

jihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Welcome to ask and look for more, quite soon....

;)

July 9, 2008

PLAYCARD BAR!!!!!!!!!

River Bar is now full of play cards!!

if you dont understand, welcome to see

Here you are always allowed to count the cards, you can do it everytime you want,

River Bar has now cards everywhere!!!!!!!!!!

JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

welcome to ask/see for more

+ remind our over 5,000 pictures screen-saver-show!

July 10, 2008

AFTER SAUNA PARTY

Tomorrow, it will again start!

Yes, our legendary every-Friday AfterSaunaParty at River Bar, soi14, Walking Street!!

It will begin at 9.00 p.m. tomorrow!

Some small food!

Good music: TRANCE+GROOVE+POP+ROCK+DANCE+COUNTRY+CLASSICS!! (everything for everyone)

Play Cards in the wall:

come to count a total free FisuVodka Bottle!!!! (one full big Vodka bottle size)

Crazy Screen Saver Show with over 5,000 PICTURES!!

Our Official Party DRINK: RIVER IIDEE SPECIAL!!

WELCOME TO TASTE, LISTEN, EAT, DANCE, PLAY, COUNT, WIN AND PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

ALWAYS AT GOOD MOOD

river bar -- pattayas first and only and official playcard(wall) bar

Edited July 10, 2008 by ImperialDiamond

July 11, 2008

last call to flight ay-RiverBar-AfterSauna-PARTY

9.00 p.m. today.

PARTY WILL BEGIN!!!!!

SMALL FOOD, BALLOONS, PLAYCARD LEGEND (PATTAYAS MOST FINEST SIGHTSEEING!!!), 6,000 PICTURES SLIDE SHOW, GAMES FOR GROUPS AND SOME TO DO EVEN FOR YOURSELF, MENU FOR HUNGRY PEOPLE, SOME DISKO LIGHTS, FINE MUSIC AND SO ON, AN UPGRADED, REMASTERED RIVER BAR.

+ come to count the cards and win the big FISU shot bottle

welcome to party to have some fun time of your life

Edited July 11, 2008 by ImperialDiamond

July 11, 2008

mye annonsering her bare bra det

har du noen bilder å vise oss av baren?

July 12, 2008

Thank you for every-one about Yesterday Party, You made it!

Especially big thanks for Mike for a good conversation, thanks for an American-Thai couple for fine talks about 50s and 60s fashionable American Cars, Cadillacs, Chevys and so on, thanks Jamppa for a good darts-game and for all other very interesting people who made a good party, especially for Scandinavic clients!

Again the next Friday!

July 14, 2008

Did You know?

Maltese Falcon is now for sale!!

This 88 meter long, a couple of years ago constructed 3-mast, very beautiful, silver sailing yacht is now for sale at about 120,000,000 USD.

When sailing, you must watch were to go because the yacht needs 11 metres water below the waterline.

But a very good amenity of it is that outstanding looks and easy-to-use.

Automatication is even so far that a man can sail it alone!!

YES!

The computers at 24/7 count the windcorners and predict all other amounts of waves, wind, climate and so on.

The automatic even can turn the sails and drop the sails down from the mast insides and, of course, get them back.

some fast picturelinks:

http://www.elmarine.com/images/maltese- ... -masts.JPG

http://www.dcmessageboards.com/uploads/ ... 372706.jpg

http://yachtspotter.com/ysp2_ycard.php?foo=20070315

Welcome to River Bar to talk more for ex. just this beutiful creature and also all the other creatures, which you can find like this Maltese Falcon from our Screen-Saver-Show picture store!

July 16, 2008

Friday Observatoric AfterSaunaParty at River Bar!!!!!!!

:Party1: :Party1:

Again, it will be the time to get up and to think aboput the next Friday, the Party Time.

YES

and that evening will start with Sauna in River hotel RoofSauna traditionally at 6 p.m., Friday. The Sauna fee is 100thb and will be paid to River hotel respection and of course, very cheap drinks can be bought at hotel lobby, too.

At the hotel roof are the glamorous spaces for the good Scandinavic-Style Sauna- two -hours, towels as well at the roof.

River hotel address is Soi Yume, Soi 9, just after Carrefour department store, from Carrefour corner (between Sukhumvit Road and 3rd Road, within Central Pattaya Road) about 400 metres straight on.

And After Sauna, we will move to River Bar, Soi 14, Walking Street, into a small diagonal soi from the big traffic-lighted crossroads South Pattaya Road -- 2nd Road.

And there we will have a PAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Some small food!

Fantastic Music!

And for drink, also now we have very Special Finnish Drink GLOGI!!!!!

Count or guess the total value and the amount of the Pattayas most exciting sight, the CardWall cards! And of course, win the price for a right answer for amount or total value, a biiiiig Fishermans friend Vodka bottle with that drink. If 2 winners, then let them take some fighting biggrin.gif

Good Mod of Scandinavic River Bar, only an eyeblick from the Walking Street go-go -bars!

WELCOME

Edited July 16, 2008 by ImperialDiamond

July 17, 2008

the BANDIT PONTIAC FIREBIRD 1979 and ARIZONA

well, Yesterday it was a very global day for River Bar.

Some very curious people were from Finland, country of UGH-UGH -men and icebears and IGLUs (NOKIA), and then it was one happy couple from China or something and they enjoyed playing pool.

But then, there was one man from Arizona, U.S.A.

Yes, very interesting man.

And he wanted to show some digicamera pictures about his love!

Those pictures were his Pontiac Firebird 1979, with FireBird hood and big block V8-engine!

The same car which was shown in the movie Bandit and Sheriff or how it was.

Does anybody remember who was the Bandit??

But this car shown in camera was a target of full restoration, and it really was rebuilt nearly 100 per cent, and it was really beautiful!!! UH-OH!!

But the whole story of this started when we were watching The River Bar ScreenSaverShow and its nearly 6,500 pictures, and then there was a pic of a real Goddess, a 1958 Lincoln Continental with a Goddess tail!!

And the I said that with 20,000, it could be mine, the whole beauty.

And that man almost laughed to me.

No, no no no.

He showed me via Internet the real car auction, Barrett-Jackson at United States, held every year.

There, those classics may be even worth of hundreds of thousands!!! (a little shock )

Well, the diamonds are always very expensive, is it then a woman or a Classic American Car....

But, also, that Arizona man said that he has a Classic Rolls-Royce, so he really has a collection

Maybe the most exciting guest in their garage was via photos a very poisonous snake which moved still honouring the Pontiac near of the garage wall.

IMAGINE: You are just welding the car and then the SNAKE comes and makes the move into your neck, and at the same time, the welding stick will drop into your face AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a scenario

Edited July 17, 2008 by ImperialDiamond

July 17, 2008

RIVER BAR IS OPEN TODAY!!!!

Well. Today and tomorrow are the budha days, but still we are open every day, almost normally.

Today River Bar will open its doors at 5 p.m. and is open until the customers want, so welcome to wonder

And because we have created a few collection of non-alcoholic very good tasting cocktails, so we will sell them today at very low prices!!

For example, the most perfect and gorgeous drink, the legendaric RIVER IIDEE SPEZIAL, is only today and tomorrow at only 80 thb each!!!!!

And if You havent never tasted that kind of a drink before, now You can have an opportunity, at reasonably low price.

WELCOME

July 18, 2008

WE HAD A SUPER STAR HERE!!!

His name is Sarin BangYigun

Nickname is WAVE

Welcome today at 9 p.m. to River Bar to a quiet AfterSaunaParty to ask for more!

July 19, 2008

the low season river bar after-midnight high-score!!!!!!

Jihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The new high-score was made in River Bar last night, after midnight, after budha time!

one Dutch made it!

The River Bar new high-score for a ringing- the- bell for one person in a same night at low season is 4!!!

CONCRATULATIONS!!!!

You can try better

(if You can)

And still You can come here to River Bar to count the playcards, You can guess the amount of them in the wall, and the total value of them. The card ace is number 1.

If your guess for an amount or a value will be right, You will win a biiiig bottle of the possible Great River Bar shot drink:

a ) Fishermans Friend - Vodka

B ) Salmiac - Vodka

c ) Turkisk Peper - Vodka

Your choice!

The drink value = 900thb

(tip: You can of course bring Your thai-girlfriend with you into River Bar and so You have double amount of guesses wink.gif )

July 21, 2008

Do You Want to Do The New High Score??

Maybe.

Because nickname Flying Dutchman made a LowSeason Ring-The-Bell High Score at River Bar, and the number for one night was 4!!!

Very good!

And he got his nickname and date into a playcard number 4.

And that honoured playcard is now above of the bell.

And our bar customer Jamppa mede a new High Score for the game 8 BALLS.

It is a very interesting and fascinating pool game. You have 14 shots time to get all the 8 balls into the table nests.

Those balls are situated into each corner, middle openings, plus into table half-centers.

The white ball is at center.

Jamppa did this whole set in 6 shots!

Well, not bad....

And his High Score is now with his name and date in a card number 6 and positioned at a corner of the table!!

So

Do you want to do better?

High Score number 5 is waiting......

July 26, 2008

in river bar: NANG' S VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTY 28th JULY

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Happy BirthDay Nang in MonDay at River Bar from 9 p.m. !!

Our bar has no many girls.

But all those girls are definitely ones of Pattayas most Beautiful AngelGirls ever!!

And now, our one AngelGirl, Nang, will keep her BirthDay Party at River Bar in Monday, after tomorrow, from 9 p.m.

Of course, we are again open from 4 p.m., so You can come even earlier

And

In the name of Nang' s BirthDay Party, River Bar will launch a TOTAL NEW DRINK OF THE ALL:

the SAMSONG-FISU-COLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And, of course, because of this Party, this the all new Drink is for a quite low price!!

So, Welcome to Celebrate NANG, to taste for ex. our all-new drink and to have PAAAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Edited July 26, 2008 by ImperialDiamond

July 28, 2008

BIRTHDAY PARTY IN RIVER BAR TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY

well, a lot of letter a, heheh

Today our really Beautiful AngelPrinzezz, NANG will have her 24th Birthday, and because of that, River Bar will have TODAY a BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

So You are invited to our party with Your Friends and GirlFriend(s)!!

Officially, party will start at 9 pm, but the girls and the bar master himself, the king of apes, IIDEE, are at the place from 5 pm, so WELCOME!!

ps. We also have an EXOTIC FRUIT TABLE and some more small eat..

July 30, 2008

NEW RECORD BRAKING AND ANOTHER A LITTLE MORE ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

Now, when at least, the party is over, and yesterday got to 5 a.m. before bar-closing-time, I have at least had some time to sleep, and still veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery tired!!

Thank You very much for Nang´s Birthday Party and Yesterday late party people for joining, and now, at least, internationally!! rolleyes.gif

And now, when IIDEE has learned how to use that photoshop program, so it will start to shine some pictures in avatar places.

also some partypix, and You can, at least, see those bar girls biggrin.gif

but now, there is an avatarpicture from our biiiiig PlayCard Magic, Pattayas absolutely best sight!

NEWS:

HAPPELI FROM PORI, FINLAND, RANG THE BELL IN MONDAY PARTY 5 TIMES, SO IT IS THE NEW RIVER BAR LOW TIME BELL RINGING RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS HAPPELI!!

Now HAPPELI will get some honour, because not only this promo, but he has now a playcard number 5 with his name and date on the RIVER BAR bell´s chain, right above the Flying Dutchman´s playcard number 4!

so Welcome to get that low season high score better, yeah baby

Yesterday, it was a very good day as well, especially it was very international day; people from Great Britain, Canada, Holland, Norway, and so on, and and and, of course, ou jee, from Finland :rolleyes

ANOTHER BIG NEWS:

the almost two-times-crowned Prinzezz of Orangutas, still straight, but almost gaylike, Trelimium Tremes, almost catastrofalic stratosfaric, big and long haired IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEE is trying to go to BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:Bravo1

Yesh!!

The time of Cleopatra is not yet over!

And Egypt Pyramids!!

And Sphynxes!!!

And Pattaya Pussy!!!! tongue.gif

And now I must go to a barber, after 4 months, emmm....

very soon the bar again rules!!

again...

Good-Bye again

kisses and so on and okay hih

This was a little news, but very much absolute bullshit speach, but so it was in title

August 4, 2008

very crazy canonparty again at river bar

Again, it was yesterday a veeeeeery absolutically crazy and yyyyyberanimalic and orgastic partytime in River Bar!!

The bar got a new LowSeason High Score in sales!!

And also, all the shot drinks were sold out

But, fortunately, today, IIDEE alias king of apes, has ordered again the full store of drinks and shots, so You really can come again to taste our great shot drinks, Fisu, Same-Same and Salmari.

Also, veeery big thank you for River Bar honoured customer Happeli!! And Good-bye, go well back into work (SNIFF) sad things...

Also thanks for Jussi for a tastefull Fisu- Same-Same- and Salmari shot Festival last night, and also for every 20 other customers, who came with their girlfriends to have some fun

Today, we have again good mood and party will continue, also IIDEE on place

RIVER BAR RULES!!

jihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WELCOME

Edited August 4, 2008 by ImperialDiamond

August 5, 2008

put up some pics

August 7, 2008

Tomorrow Friday again an Astonishing Psychedelic Unbelievible UnSmart River Bar AfterSaunaParty!!!!

Yep, it is so!

Again we have time for every-week AfterSaunaParty, first to start from a Sauna.

Yes!

Tomorrow Friday, at 6 p.m., we will all go first into River hotel, it is at Soi Yume, Soi 9, to the top Sauna store to have the very best Sauna evening in the world!!

There are towels waiting for You at the hotel roof, as well the refrigerator, You only have to pay a Sauna payment of 100thb to hotel Reception and buy some cool beer or what-so-ever to take into the roof refrigerator to wait Your mouth.

the Masters of the Sauna, IIDEE and Jamppa, will welcome very kindly every Sauna Enthusiast and also First-Timers, but not any gaysome thanks.

After Sauna, at 8 p.m., the Sauna people will move with foam in the mouth into RIVER BAR, where everybody with their own style will start the Legendaric, Ultra-Caothic, Hyper-Psychedelic River Bar AfterSaunaParty, with good music and pictures and some small food, chips, popcorn and so on.

jiihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :3some:

Humor splashes of that night will be told at least by River Bar Manager, the-all-crazy moran-flower,

Prinzezz of all Guenons, IIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, also others can try :rotflmao:

WELCOME TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AS A CRAZY SUPER-ANIMALIC FROG!!!!!!

stay unsmart.

go to river bar.

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