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So I'm out barhopping last night on the DS and start to go home around 1am, on my motorbike I take the dark soi past Kik going towards Jungo.  Not too far from Jungo the street is blockaded with tree branches and I come to a full stop thinking "WTF?", out of the corner of my eye I see a Thai guy leap out from the bushes behind me with a long stick primed to take a swing at me, he swings and hits me across the back...MOTHER FUCKER!.  I'm in good shape and able to withstand the back blow, but I say fuck it and plow over the tree limbs and drive a little more and stop and look back, the fucking dude runs back into the bushes.  I thought about chasing him down and beating his ass but I also thought he might have a knife so say forget it and I go to the police box near the Temple, they laugh and joke about it and say "you big man, no problem", I try to persuade them tomorrow it may not be a "big man" it might be a little old lady, old man, young boy, swing to the head, etc.  45 minutes later we take a ride to that area and see the tree limbs in the road but obviously no Thai guy.

 

So just a word of warning to the DS guys, if you are riding late at night on a motorbike and come across some kind of road barricade, watch your back.  

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Let me be the first to say you did the right thing

by just getting out of there, could have been a

lot worst if you had chased the asshole. 

A SMART MONKEY IS A MONKEY THAT DOESN'T MONKEY WITH ANOTHER MONKEY'S MONKEY.

 

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It was most likely a cops kid. 

 

Anyway, yes, run like fuck. See anything blocking the road be it a branch, a body, anything, never stop - keep going as fast as you can or if you have to turn around. 

 

Never ever stop. 

 

Lucky there was just one - usually there is a gang of them. 

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