Trip in 10 days how to make myself as horny as possible and raring to go

[VFV]

 

not talking about body building, talking about being older and using testosterone to assist in the performance dept...

 

this clinic specializes in it, I was considering going to it...

 

Maximum Performance Male Clinic

 

245/9-10 Moo 9, Central Pattaya Road (Pattaya Klang)

 

Pattaya, Chonburi 20150 Thailand

 

www.maxperformclinic.com

 

this is what they wrote me a while back:

 

Thank you for your inquiry. We accept walk-ins, or you can schedule an appointment with us now through email. An initial consultation costs 1500 Baht. We will have you fill out an extensive evaluation form and go over your responses with you. If we determine you are in need of further analysis of your hormones, we will order a comprehensive blood test which includes checking your metabolic health as well as your hormonal health. The cost of the blood analysis is 6000 Baht. When we get the results, we will discuss with you, and determine with you what the necessary treatment is (if needed). The whole process requires about one hour for the initial consultation, an early morning blood draw, and a results consultation later in the afternoon. Starting costs of on going hormone therapy, if needed, is about 9000 Baht per month which includes all doctor visits, blood tests, follow-up, and medications (injections or transdermals which will be decided by both you and the doctor), while you are actively being treated with us. If you have any further questions, please contact us.

 

 

not interested in the clinic after reading of the whole process,  not really having issues with performance, but I am getting older, and with two girls all the time I thought maybe some help would be fun...  kamagra is my friend for sure!!!

 

 

might have a go with those pills JABL mentioned tho!

 

cheers,

 

G

 

 

8000 totally for them to just checking sounds expensive, and another 9000 for actualy doing anything if they do anything. Sounds like little to much when I just wanted it as a fun boost. Not the typical thai way that you are use to, simple and direct, more like in the west, papperwork, test, evalution before they do anything and that is if they do anything.

 

I guess you could buy testosteron pills at the pharmancy, but is testosteron pills that you buy  in the pharmancy legal? Kind of importent to know with all the raids and drugs test. So you dont end up in jail because of testosteron pills.

[westie1]

I didn't have a wank for three weeks before my last trip. Blew the lot four times in a few hours.

I thought I was gonna lose a ball on my first pop.:-D :-D :-D

Felt strange.

[vimto66]

I didn't have a wank for three weeks before my last trip. Blew the lot four times in a few hours.

I thought I was gonna lose a ball on my first pop.:-D :-D :-D

Felt strange.

Just done four weeks,i occasionally look at redtube as its a good test of self discipline,i`ve passed every time lol.Only problem is,as that first pair of cute thai lips goes round it, i`ll go off pronto.

[Joey_J]

Anyone have any experience with Test Freak?

 

Here is the sales copy the company produces but I don't know how much of it is B.S.

 

Hybrid Pro-Testosterone Stimulator
100% Clinically-Proven and Organically Altered Pro Testosterone Compounds

• Increases Free Testosterone!
• Increases Total Testosterone!
• Maximizes Muscle Growth & Strength!
• Increases Sex Drive & Performance

The World's Most Cutting Edge Testosterone-Boosting Formula!
TEST FREAK is hands-down one of the strongest testosterone boosters legally available! It has been created specifically for hardcore bodybuilders and extreme athletes who are looking to crank testosterone levels to the max! TEST FREAK's formula addresses every major testosterone-boosting mechanism known to scientists. TEST FREAK's one-of-a-kind formula contains clinically-proven dosages of the most heavily researched testosterone-boosting compounds in addition to new never-before-seen test-boosting compounds!

[kikielee]

Anyone have any experience with Test Freak?

 

Here is the sales copy the company produces but I don't know how much of it is B.S.

Just read about it on their web site...it's just herbs and zinc...I guess it would give you a little boost- but nothing like 250mg of Testaviron every week!

[JABL]

Had anyone tried tongkat Ali -- was on it for about 5 months before my last trip and felt really great

 

Unlike the synthetics this has to be taken long term before the benefits begin to show

[localguy]

A week of no fap does it for me:

 

[jed§]

Wow mate!!!!

Over 2 months without wanking?

If you've not cum at all then you will have the mother of all loads built up by.....wait a minute it's today!!!!

Do I need my umbrella?

Not ejaculating doesn't mean that your seminal fluid and sperm gets deposited and stays in some sort of 'bag' in your body. In fact, the body re-absorbs both. It doesn't get stored somewhere. Most men's maximum ejaculate quantity occurs between 2 and 3 days of the last ejaculation. You might feel hornier if you don't orgasm for a week or two, but only if you've become accustomed to having one regularly; every day/2/3 days, whatever. So, for those of you who want to hit the ground running when you get to Pattaya - a month before start to decrease the time between orgasms, gradually, then 3 days before you get there, stop altogether. If you want to increase the amount of ejaculate, make yourself almost come 1 to 2 hours before you actually do. This way your fluid will fill up inside and more will come out, without any being re-absorbed - also your orgasm will be more intense and last longer. See below for an example of training schedule for a once every 2 day wanker :-

1 month to go; increase your average by 25% i.e. come once every 36 hrs

3 weeks to go: come once every 30 hrs

2 weeks to go; once every 24 hrs

1 week left; (if you can) once every 18 hrs    -      4/3 days to go; stop altogether.  PS you might have to set your alarm, some of the times will occur in the middle of the night!    Good luck!

[Dibbletoo]

Anyone have any experience with the test-boosting gels that you can get prescribed in the UK for low test levels?

 

Testogel (I think) is one.

 

Essentially it's a variety of testosterone in a gel form that you rub onto your skins each day.

 

Might be a lower risk thing to try than injections?  WOnder if you can buy it over the counter in LOS?

[jed§]

I'd prefer not to try it. I don't want to be more horny than I am. It would be too expensive - I'd rather keep the shags to 1 every 3 days!

[Harvey707]

8. inject 2ml of testosterone  2-3 days before you go, or buy it at a thai pharmacy on arrival... it will make you as horny as you where as a teenager. 

 

Dear God and whats worse is somehow I think you are serious !

[Harvey707]

Not ejaculating doesn't mean that your seminal fluid and sperm gets deposited and stays in some sort of 'bag' in your body. In fact, the body re-absorbs both. It doesn't get stored somewhere. Most men's maximum ejaculate quantity occurs between 2 and 3 days of the last ejaculation. You might feel hornier if you don't orgasm for a week or two, but only if you've become accustomed to having one regularly; every day/2/3 days, whatever. So, for those of you who want to hit the ground running when you get to Pattaya - a month before start to decrease the time between orgasms, gradually, then 3 days before you get there, stop altogether. If you want to increase the amount of ejaculate, make yourself almost come 1 to 2 hours before you actually do. This way your fluid will fill up inside and more will come out, without any being re-absorbed - also your orgasm will be more intense and last longer. See below for an example of training schedule for a once every 2 day wanker :-

1 month to go; increase your average by 25% i.e. come once every 36 hrs

3 weeks to go: come once every 30 hrs

2 weeks to go; once every 24 hrs

1 week left; (if you can) once every 18 hrs    -      4/3 days to go; stop altogether.  PS you might have to set your alarm, some of the times will occur in the middle of the night!    Good luck!

 

I'm just pissing myself with laughter because I realise you're serious !

Training schedule !!  Set your alarm for the middle of the night !!

 

Jeez you guys over think life !!

[Harvey707]

Had anyone tried tongkat Ali -- was on it for about 5 months before my last trip and felt really great

 

 

 

Go on then I'll bite  ??

[jed§]

I'm just pissing myself with laughter because I realise you're serious !

Training schedule !!  Set your alarm for the middle of the night !!

Jeez you guys over think life !!

No, you really think I was being serious? You honestly think that? You actually believe that I was??? I can't think of anything to say.....stuck for words......I wonder if I could make something out of this, my style of writing? I remember now, it was from the Canterbury Tales bookshop (Soi Chaiyapoon) 2004, I borrowed a book called 'Time Waster Letters'. It was hilarious. This guy had written letters to bus companies, heads of state etc with the most ridiculous questions/queries - he put the replies in the book as well. On the beach people kept looking at me because I was chuckling so much. 

[momo5]

Why do you have to put so much effort into getting horny in Pattaya?

 

As long as I'm not feeling ill, then decent sleep and keeping my eyes open in the bars and gogos is enough to keep my engines going when I find my barfine. Usually too busy with other things than to plan anything prior to a trip, other than travel arrangements.

[jed§]

What works for me is eating a small mushroom which is found beneath the "Saxaul (they spelt it wrong - should be 'sexual') Trees (Haloxylon ammodendron or saksaul) which only exists in Central Asia and are definitely one of the most important vegetation feature of Mongolia" - from the Gobi Desert website.

One to two days days after the erection is not to be scoffed at and lasts for a week. The only problem is about 2 - 3 weeks later small mushroom like emanations appear on the surface of the penis and can only be got rid of by freezing or continuous chanting.

 

I'm hoping my friend Harvey is going to say, "Dear God and whats worse is somehow I think you are serious" or "I'm just pissing myself with laughter because I realise you're serious"

[Daveo]

No, you really think I was being serious? You honestly think that? You actually believe that I was??? I can't think of anything to say.....stuck for words......I wonder if I could make something out of this, my style of writing? I remember now, it was from the Canterbury Tales bookshop (Soi Chaiyapoon) 2004, I borrowed a book called 'Time Waster Letters'. It was hilarious. This guy had written letters to bus companies, heads of state etc with the most ridiculous questions/queries - he put the replies in the book as well. On the beach people kept looking at me because I was chuckling so much. 

Was this the book ?

[jed§]

Was this the book ?

BOOK.jpg

That's the one - I'll come and borrow it again

[Daveo]

That's the one - I'll come and borrow it again

You may have forgot we are not a library so books are for sale, we do offer 50% trade in so you receive 50% of the price of any of our books off the next books purchased, we also offer credit for books from anywhere depending on condition, age, Author etc.

Back to the book in question, don't think we have it at the moment but plenty of choice.

[skorpio]

8. inject 2ml of testosterone  2-3 days before you go, or buy it at a thai pharmacy on arrival... it will make you as horny as you where as a teenager. 

 

 

do not do this,  do not fuck with your hormones,   i done it and my body stopped producing semen  !!!   only an idiot uses steroids  as i did. 

[JABL]

Hope you getting some treatment from a good hospital

[kikielee]

do not do this,  do not fuck with your hormones,   i done it and my body stopped producing semen  !!!   only an idiot uses steroids  as i did. 

No an idiot is one that takes steroids without first educating himself on what he's doing....Steroids , HRT whatever...can enhance you're health if done properly. 

[falsyfly]

Anyone have any experience with Test Freak?

 

Here is the sales copy the company produces but I don't know how much of it is B.S.

When dealing with test boosters, odds are if you can buy it in the West over the counter, it isn't going to do much at all. If it did do something significant to your testosterone then it'd be illegal, because it would therefore be potentially dangerous and capable of being abused.

 

The scientific consensus of natural and legal test boosters is spotty at best. Things like ZMA, Vitamin D and so on MIGHT help, but only if your body is under producing in the first place. Real AAS on the other hand...

 

The most important factors of testosterone production: SLEEP, FOOD, EXERCISE.

[Nightowlz]

Since there is alot of criticism without actual information lets do that...

 

1.  Testogel (Androgel), I tested in the low (just 10-20 below the low 270).... and my urologist said try Androgel, it was

a bit of a pain but you put on side of abs and or shoulders - .. seemed to work fine, more energy and drive for about 3-4 months then back ache (which I never had) galore and decreased effectiveness...

 

Some of you perhaps always had high testosterone and so as you get older it isn't as noticable (and maybe you have pattern baldness or more - due to higher T)... however some people it effects..

 

So Androgel might work interim...

 

2.  Injections - I turned them down but they do work, should you use for a boost?  I would say that's your choice, but one shot isn't going to change your system.  More frequently is a bad idea (shunken balls, and you'd have to cycle... etc.)

 

 

Male   Female   Age: T Level (ng/dL): Age: T Level (ng/dL): 0-5 months 75-400 0-5 months 20-80 6 mos.-9 yrs. <7-20 6 mos.-9 yrs. <7-20 10-11 yrs. <7-130 10-11 yrs. <7-44 12-13 yrs. <7-800 12-16 yrs. <7-75 14 yrs. <7-1,200 17-18 yrs. 20-75 15-16 yrs. 100-1,200 19+ yrs. 8-60 17-18 yrs. 300-1,200     19+ yrs. 240-950     Avg. Adult Male 270-1,070 Avg. Adult Female 15-70 30+ yrs. -1% per year  

 

 

NOW - I did find something that does work, oddly you need to cycle it too, and it is a product from GNC (and I dislike

GNC, but this product actually works)..

 

I tried a few suppliements and none seemed to work, one I had such a bad allergic reaction to that I wanted

to scratch my skin off (from GNC forgot name - think it was Royal Sport TEST... )...

 

So the product I recommend (and no I'm not a shill - I'm providing this cause I have tried alot of stuff.).....

Muscletest... American Metabolix...

 

There is some weird shit in there (deer antler), but not only does it pep your sex drive, energy and even drive,

it makes you want to work out.  Like you feel like a run would be good for you, or some activity (which boosts

T further).

 

Expensive?  Yes, but GNC always has sales and coupons, and I don't know if you could ship it overseas, but

it's the real deal.  two in morning two at night and it is better than anything else I tried.

 

http://www.americanmetabolix.com/store/muscletest/

 

Definitely good for Low T but also seems to work for body builders..

 

Lastly - if you are in Pattaya, make sure you sleep and eat enough as being tired alone will kill your drive.

 

 

 

 

[mingus]

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