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You would think they would get a farang to translate for them.

 

Just like going to China, you just wonder how they can stuff up the English translation of such simple phrases or words so badly.

 

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That is fucking horrid and a total disgrace.

 

I agree that's a load of bollocks.

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not sure about the tourist police, but if your dealing with the tourist police voulntears (waste of spaces in white T shirts) you might as well forget it and fuck off for all the help they'll give you unless you like talking about fucking ladyboys.

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not sure about the tourist police, but if your dealing with the tourist police voulntears (waste of spaces in white T shirts) you might as well forget it and fuck off for all the help they'll give you unless you like talking about fucking ladyboys.

Huh? :)

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4.7 Be aware that if you come here too long you will end up down beach road at 6 am in the morning with a cock in your mouth while you pockets are being robbed, and it'll turn you on big time.

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4.7 Be aware that if you come here too long you will end up down beach road at 6 am in the morning with a cock in your mouth while you pockets are being robbed, and it'll turn you on big time.

IT SO DID NOT TURN ME ON, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

 

BTW, that's the last time I confide in you. :Bump:

 

Just kidding, I'm always in bed by 9PM anyways so it couldn't have been me.

 

4.2 is my favorite: Should not be loud while you are in the forest.

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maybe they just use babelfish? LOL

Eat. Down. South.

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IT SO DID NOT TURN ME ON, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

 

BTW, that's the last time I confide in you. :Bump:

 

Just kidding, I'm always in bed by 9PM anyways so it couldn't have been me.

 

sorry I apologise it was 5.30 am wasnt it? :Bravo1:

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4.7 Be aware that if you come here too long you will end up down beach road at 6 am in the morning with a cock in your mouth while you pockets are being robbed, and it'll turn you on big time.

OK, I'm officially untracking this topic. :P

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