Royal Cliff beach resort

[martinbarrett99]

My new wife and I are probably staying here in July 2008. We just wondered if it's a gf friendly place and does anyone have any reviews of the place.

[7-Eleven]

To my knowledge mate it isn't girl friendly, it is kind of a family oriented hotel. Very very nice but very very expensive. Probably one of the most expensive hotels in Pattaya.

 

I don't recall seeing any reviews on addicts but I did find some for you here. hope this helps

[BobbyTits]

It is a classy place set far away from the action - not a mongers hotel by far.

 

Great food , great pool - isolated location.

[martinbarrett99]

Thanks for that Inter. We've seen most of the reviews on the web, but was wondering if any BM had any experience. We have mailed the hotel and they say its ok but will charge 660 baht joiners fee. Hey what the hell, so fun comes at a price.

[martinbarrett99]

Hey thanks Bobby, Just how isolated is it?? 10-15 by car?

[martinbarrett99]

I was also told by the Marrioy they would charge 900 bhat but let our first girl in for free. Would the Marriot be a better bet do u think, bearing in mind we want to relax in peace in the day in a quiet location.

[7-Eleven]

No probs mate.... Not my kind of hotel but I notice you are bringing the wife so I guess you are looking for something special.

[BobbyTits]

Hey thanks Bobby, Just how isolated is it?? 10-15 by car?

 

 

It is in between Pattaya & Jomtien but will need either a baht bus or your own motorbike as they own the whole little section of beach/mountain it is on . "Royal Cliff" as it is a snazzy piece of real estate where the most expensive condos in the area are also situated.

[martinbarrett99]

LOL Inter. We are both looking for something special, the wife is Bi. We have been to Bkk a few times but this will be our first time in Pattaya. Is it much different to Bkk, we usually bf 2 girl at a time in bkk i dont suppose we'll have any probs in Pattaya doing the same?

[Ali G]

...Royal Cliff hotel ...jeah I remember that one out on the peninsula between Pattaya & Jomtien ...voted one of the world's best hotels.

 

Last time I was there was when I picked up this stunning arobick instructor from Ukraine ...standing on Beach Road sidewalk waiting for taxi. Of course I stopped ...and asked "where you go"?

 

"Royal Cliff Hotel"

 

"20 baths" was my answear

 

"Very big, but cheap taxi" was one of her remarks on the way. Her father was a top general with the whole family in RCH.

 

(she was veeery white ...no sun tan at all)

[Mrrobj]

If you are looking for something special for your wife......then this will be the perfect place!! A while back I fell for this one girl in Pattaya and wanted to treat her special and stayed at Royal Wing & Spa Resort.

 

Royal Cliff hotels are in a secluded area and have (4) separate hotel complexes. Although all of them are pretty nice, the Royal Wing & Spa is the most luxurious and expensive of the four. It only offered suites and they started at $500 US a nite.

 

The place was TOP notch, but this was expected from a 5 star accomodation..........which also caters to the Royal family when they visit Pattaya. Obviously, don't expect a hotel of this nature to be girl friendly. But if you are discreet, they will work with you. (I was told this in private!)

 

They treated my girl with the upmost respect during my stay there, but I never attempted to bring another girl back. Moreover, I didnt' see any similar mongers bringing girls back and forth. I kept my favorite girl at this hotel and managed to do a few girls at other places...LOL!

 

 

Here is a picture I took in our suite.....overlooking the beach! Which of course, was a private beach for the hotel!

 

But to indicate how much they cater their clients..........on one evening I was planning a dinner party and wanted to invite my girl's family to dinner at the hotel. However, I got tied up with another girl and sent her a text to cancel the dinner for the next day. (I also got pretty wasted this nite!). Nonetheless.....she never recd the text and waited for me in the lobby at the hotel for hours.

 

The hotel was aware of our dinner reservation and noticed I was running way behind. With this in mind, they kept the kitchen open well past the closing time and offered to pick up my girl's family in one of their many chauffered Mercedes benz cars and brought them back to the hotel.

 

When I arrived back to the hotel, fashionably late of course, they escorted me to the outdoor restaurant where the family dinner was already in progess.....They had us set up at a private table, that was decorated real nice with candle lights, overlooking the beach at nite.

 

Believe it or not, the hotel never charged any extra for this.......but I provided the hotel/restaurant staff with nice tips. Till this day, this girl still remembers this dinner and continues to thank me for it, everytime she sees me! (She is also married to a guy in Pattaya now...LOL!)

 

Anyways....very nice hotel!. On several occasions, I walked along the private beach at nite and day with my girl, as the scenery and grounds of this hotel was breathtaking!.

 

Mr Pimp

aka "Mr Rob J"

Edited April 12, 2008 by Mrrobj

[7-Eleven]

we usually bf 2 girl at a time in bkk i dont suppose we'll have any probs in Pattaya doing the same?

 

No problem whatsoever!

[1canbrian]

hi guys

you will have to be in the SAS to get a girl in to the royal cliff, no shit, if you go to the gym area there is a room that does massages.but you have to ask...

first i ve heard 660 bhat joiner fee as years ago you had no chance,perhaps times have changed

1can