my wife is not stupid !

[Alan lad]

hi guys

 

As some know i have been away for weeks now helping my son Jason .

 

Well today is my first day back at work in the bar ,this means all the girls will be giving me a hug to welcome me back again.

 

My wife asked me again and again for me to stay home ,but as i explained i had to go "its work after all".In her last try she gave up ,told the baby sitter to look after Oliver and took me upstairs and fucked me stupid.

 

Now i hurt EVERY WHERE i have no interest in talking to the girls at work and i want to go home to sleep (ok may be not straight away).But its now 10 pm and i am stuffed and want to go home .

 

Do you think my wife loves me that much OR do you think what i think and she just wanted to make sure that i was not interested in ANY OTHER GIRL ??

 

Have you ever had ideas of jumping on 2 or 3 girls only to find that after the first one you just want to stay home ??

 

Well its time to get the old bike out and start getting some of those work outs again before the other work outs

 

alan

[Dr.Winston]

hi guys

 

As some know i have been away for weeks now helping my son Jason .

 

Well today is my first day back at work in the bar ,this means all the girls will be giving me a hug to welcome me back again.

 

My wife asked me again and again for me to stay home ,but as i explained i had to go "its work after all".In her last try she gave up ,told the baby sitter to look after Oliver and took me upstairs and fucked me stupid.

 

Now i hurt EVERY WHERE i have no interest in talking to the girls at work and i want to go home to sleep (ok may be not straight away).But its now 10 pm and i am stuffed and want to go home .

 

Do you think my wife loves me that much OR do you think what i think and she just wanted to make sure that i was not interested in ANY OTHER GIRL ??

 

Have you ever had ideas of jumping on 2 or 3 girls only to find that after the first one you just want to stay home ??

 

Well its time to get the old bike out and start getting some of those work outs again before the other work outs

 

alan

 

She wanted to make sure that you didn't have the energy to stray, which shows that she cares, which probably means that she loves you.

[Alan lad]

hi

 

you might be right ,but now all i want to do is sleep !

 

God am i out of shape

 

alan

[griz30]

hi

 

you might be right ,but now all i want to do is sleep !

 

God am i out of shape

 

alan

 

 

I have talked to my girl about the samething, for us its pussy on the brain all the time...for woman its a little different..she said its fact of busniess more than Desire...I think she loves you and she doesn't want to share or lose a good thing....

[Matrix]

She did it out of love.

i have actualy heard of an old saying/story that in the old times here in Sweden,it was a farmer who had a couple of cows,but no Bull.

And he allways had to go to the farmer next to his farm and pay the farmer for having his bull do the deed on his cows.

And at one time,the farmer(nr1) had no fuckmoney to pay the neighbur,but he did go there and ask....Answear:no way,no money no bull.

but the first farmer was clever,at night time he let his cow in to the bulls grazing land,and of course..the bull did do the deed.

Next time,same thing...no money,no bull.

But the farmer with the bull know that the first farmer had let his cow in to the bull that other time, so now before night time,he was having the bull wankt,and the bull was not feeling for lovemaking when the cow entered the feild.

 

Now i feel liike i just mumble a lot of crap,but i hope you understand my point in all this

Regards:Matrix

 

 

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[pete3006]

Well Alan, I reckon the second option is your best one,

she wanted to make sure that .....

[DirtyDisco]

I had a L/T B/G do this to me one afternoon, before a night out with the guys, Shagged me silly... in the Hope I had no power for other ladies......... good job I had a few little blue pills on me.....

[Matrix]

I had a L/T B/G do this to me one afternoon, before a night out with the guys, Shagged me silly... in the Hope I had no power for other ladies......... good job I had a few little blue pills on me.....

You two timing beast

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[hongkongfuey1270]

hi guys

 

As some know i have been away for weeks now helping my son Jason .

 

Well today is my first day back at work in the bar ,this means all the girls will be giving me a hug to welcome me back again.

 

My wife asked me again and again for me to stay home ,but as i explained i had to go "its work after all".In her last try she gave up ,told the baby sitter to look after Oliver and took me upstairs and fucked me stupid.

 

Now i hurt EVERY WHERE i have no interest in talking to the girls at work and i want to go home to sleep (ok may be not straight away).But its now 10 pm and i am stuffed and want to go home .

 

Do you think my wife loves me that much OR do you think what i think and she just wanted to make sure that i was not interested in ANY OTHER GIRL ??

 

Have you ever had ideas of jumping on 2 or 3 girls only to find that after the first one you just want to stay home ??

 

Well its time to get the old bike out and start getting some of those work outs again before the other work outs

 

alan

Hi,

 

I fully appreciate and understand what happened here,I call it getting milked prior to a night out on your own or with mates.For all your assurances to her its only a drink love they doubley make sure and milk you before you go out to 1. make you non horny and 2.to leave their scent on you, it happens to the best of us.

 

Hongkongfuey1270

[Gobby]

She did it out of love.

i have actualy heard of an old saying/story that in the old times here in Sweden,it was a farmer who had a couple of cows,but no Bull.

And he allways had to go to the farmer next to his farm and pay the farmer for having his bull do the deed on his cows.

And at one time,the farmer(nr1) had no fuckmoney to pay the neighbur,but he did go there and ask....Answear:no way,no money no bull.

but the first farmer was clever,at night time he let his cow in to the bulls grazing land,and of course..the bull did do the deed.

Next time,same thing...no money,no bull.

But the farmer with the bull know that the first farmer had let his cow in to the bull that other time, so now before night time,he was having the bull wankt,and the bull was not feeling for lovemaking when the cow entered the feild.

 

Now i feel liike i just mumble a lot of crap,but i hope you understand my point in all this

Regards:Matrix

 

 

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LMAO....5555. he wanked his own bull...... ... so did he do it out of love? .lol...

[LaaMok]

I find it has the opposite effect for me, if i havent had it for a week or so, i become less interested... then suddenly when i get it, i wanna go on a rampage.

 

Its nice to see that she is being positive about things, plenty of women dig there heals in and get moody, then loose everything.

[mr. maybe]

I had a L/T B/G do this to me one afternoon, before a night out with the guys, Shagged me silly... in the Hope I had no power for other ladies......... good job I had a few little blue pills on me.....

 

Same thing happened to me with a gogo girl from Polo. Didn't know if she was trying to wear me out or just demonstrating why I should go barfine her that night for a second night. Definitely complicated my interviewing process that night.

[RRRushhh]

She did it out of love.

i have actualy heard of an old saying/story that in the old times here in Sweden,it was a farmer who had a couple of cows,but no Bull.

And he allways had to go to the farmer next to his farm and pay the farmer for having his bull do the deed on his cows.

And at one time,the farmer(nr1) had no fuckmoney to pay the neighbur,but he did go there and ask....Answear:no way,no money no bull.

but the first farmer was clever,at night time he let his cow in to the bulls grazing land,and of course..the bull did do the deed.

Next time,same thing...no money,no bull.

But the farmer with the bull know that the first farmer had let his cow in to the bull that other time, so now before night time,he was having the bull wankt,and the bull was not feeling for lovemaking when the cow entered the feild.

 

Now i feel liike i just mumble a lot of crap,but i hope you understand my point in all this

Regards:Matrix

 

 

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Who was wanking a bull off - Talk about lose lose situation. No money & you Wanked off a bull.

[noidea]

Women are women no matter where they are from I guess.

 

A friend of mine got married about 6 months ago and the night of the Bachelor party we took a poll...all of those in attendance who were either married or had a girlfriend said that they had AMAZING sex the night before - and some not only had a morning quickie before work but a bj before they left to go out that night!

[Alan lad]

hi guys

 

well just to finish off the story .

 

After going home early from work on the first night back ,i was again attacked as i walked into the house and get to see the sun come up before getting any sleep .

 

She did it all over again yesterday ,but this time did a even better job .So much so that i did not get to work .

 

Well its morning and again i hurt all over ,in fact i am having trouble standing straight (think i have done my back in ! got to loose this gut).I have run away to a com/cafe to do some work .

 

Yes its a hard life ,but as they say some one has to do it !! No i think the problem is more like after 4-5 weeks with out anything and now back into things full time again.

 

Or do you think it has more to do with the fact that i am 50 yrs and she is 27 yrs ??

 

Guys can some one please explain why during sex NOTHING hurts BUT after you finish you feel the pain ??

 

Anto2 mate dont worry i am married and it still costs me plenty ,my wife has been watching my sister on how to spend money.

 

alan

[sybarite]

I was in Heavens Above one night in December when you walked in with a mate and took a seat in front of the stage.

 

I presumed you were there on business

[Mongus]

LOL Alan

 

I wish i was that lucky LOL

[davo69]

I've just sold my dirtbike after years of tearing around the bush with mates.Being 51 now, nothing hurt on the day,but the next day I could hardly walk.

Same with fucking,nothing hurts at the time,but the next day my lower back hurts.

Age, old son and she wants to empty you out so you dont stray,she loves you.

[Alan lad]

hi guys

 

syb mate yes these days i do more window shopping than ever before 555

 

no the guys up there are good people and many times we talk about whats going on in town etc etc .

 

and davo you are right before i could fuck all night now it takes me all night to fuck.

 

alan

[Tombstone9]

She did it out of love.

i have actualy heard of an old saying/story that in the old times here in Sweden,it was a farmer who had a couple of cows,but no Bull.

And he allways had to go to the farmer next to his farm and pay the farmer for having his bull do the deed on his cows.

And at one time,the farmer(nr1) had no fuckmoney to pay the neighbur,but he did go there and ask....Answear:no way,no money no bull.

but the first farmer was clever,at night time he let his cow in to the bulls grazing land,and of course..the bull did do the deed.

Next time,same thing...no money,no bull.

But the farmer with the bull know that the first farmer had let his cow in to the bull that other time, so now before night time,he was having the bull wankt,and the bull was not feeling for lovemaking when the cow entered the feild.

 

Now i feel liike i just mumble a lot of crap,but i hope you understand my point in all this

Regards:Matrix

 

 

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You are a wise Swede. Like ME.