Penis Enlargement Attempt Fails Horrendously

[Pattaya Daily News]

A man whose attempt to enlarge his penis horrendously failed, he couldn’t stop bleeding and fainted before he could reach the hospital.

CHONBURI – September 17, 2013 [PDN]; Volunteer Rescue Officers were informed that a man was found injured bleeding in front of the Bang Pla Soy Post Office. A emergency response team called to the scene to bring him to a hospital.

At the scene, Mr. Chumpon, aged 40, was found lying on the road. He was reported to have a wound on his penis and that was bleeding heavily. He was then brought to local hospital in order to treat his rather shocking wound or injury.

Mr. Chumpon, who was known as a fisherman, had a few drinks with fishermen. He was so drunk that he had the thought of enlarging his penis, he then grabbed a knife and sliced open his penis, which of course led to the reported injury.

He is now in the hands of doctors at a local hospital. Doctors have now declared him to be in a safe state, but his penis was infected with bacteria. It was suggested that he’d have to stay at the hospital a little longer in order to see whether he fully recovers or not.

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[Skalliwag]

Ummmmm.

Hmmmmmm.

I really have nothing.

[overseas516]

What a dick  

[JABL]

what did he drink.....hope he gets better soon...j

[Skalliwag]

What a dick  

Dick,cock.Thats too obvious.

Try again?

[overseas516]

Dick,cock.Thats too obvious.

Try again?

What a prick  

[Skalliwag]

What a prick  

Better.But still a little rough around the edges.

[EarlyStarter]

I'm just wondering what he was planning to do next... stuff it with a cocktail frankfurt and stitch it back up with some fishing twine?

[the_gas]

I don't beleive this !

your pulling my plonker !!!!!

[Gobby]

Sure the wife didn't get him ? What man would ever cut open his own penis ?

[big40fella]

Fecking knob!

[vbbitter]

What a prick  

thats a bit stiff isnt

[sam92teg]

infection can bring on swelling, mission accomplished   

[td5855]

Only a knobhead would dick about with his penis?

Must have had a hard on for improving himself.

 

His name is either Dicky or Willie

[stefano77]

These Thai man will never cease to amaze me. what a jerk

[jinx]