Bank Employee Dies from a Heart-Attack After Masturbating

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Published : August 10, 2013 :: 20:08:26 [ 6 views ]

Bank Employee Dies from a Heart-Attack After Masturbating

A bank worker was found dead on his bed. Investigation officers presume that he died from heart-attack after he masturbated, as semen stains were found on his pants.

Nakorn Ratchasima – August 10, 2013 [PDN]; Phoklang Police officers were informed that a 50 year-old man was found dead in his house.

Investigation officers told journalists that it was presumed that he died from a heart-attack while he was masturbating, as stains of semen were found on his pants.

The man was known to be an IT consultant at a bank in Nakorn Ratchasima. Police will now be sending the body of the victim to a Police Hospital for an autopsy, in order to find the definite cause of his death.

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[999Baht]

I'm I die from cumming I certainly don't want to be alone when it happens. 

I'm sure there is some joke about Banker and Wanker but really I just kinda feel sorry for the guy. 

Embarrassing for the family also. 

[manarak]

I'm I die from cumming I certainly don't want to be alone when it happens. 

I'm sure there is some joke about Banker and Wanker but really I just kinda feel sorry for the guy. 

Embarrassing for the family also. 

Nothing embarrassing there.

He didn't do anything wrong and died. Sorry for him! RIP.

 

Some people consider anything SEX-related as embarassing, I think they should re-adjust their view of the world.

[jocky king]

Gotta stop Masturbating from Now on..   RIP to the banker.

[999Baht]

Nothing embarrassing there.

He didn't do anything wrong and died. Sorry for him! RIP.

 

Some people consider anything SEX-related as embarassing, I think they should re-adjust their view of the world.

Don't get me wrong...I am a wanker and proud of it.

I just think that the news is not "news worthy"....if they just ran the story as a 50yo bank employee dies at home due to a heart attack no one would be interested in the story at all. 

Add in the "after masturbating" part and suddenly it gets a lot more interesting. 

 

I'm sure the family and friends don't want their dead friend to be remembered as the guy who died whilst having a wank. Which surely he will be now. 

[QuotaMan]

Died doing what he loved to do, RIP

[selstud]

I'm sure when the autopsy comes out.it will be a better reasoning fir that family...like... his eyes were rolling behind his head..when he was jerking off....hahahaha... proud family

 

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[xerive]

could of been worse - there could of been a goat in the room

[999Baht]

could of been worse - there could of been a goat in the room

lol

[rodo555]

Trying to figure out how you guys get amusement this poor mans death !,,

[jocky king]

Trying to figure out how you guys get amusement this poor mans death !,,

You are right.. I was guilty of that. Apology to my ungrateful remark on my above post. Will edit the post right now. Thanks Mate.

[Chris50]

Whot a tosser

[PepeLePew]

Don't get me wrong...I am a wanker and proud of it.

I just think that the news is not "news worthy"....if they just ran the story as a 50yo bank employee dies at home due to a heart attack no one would be interested in the story at all.

Add in the "after masturbating" part and suddenly it gets a lot more interesting.

 

I'm sure the family and friends don't want their dead friend to be remembered as the guy who died whilst having a wank. Which surely he will be now.

 

Well at least he'll be remembered for something!

[manarak]

Well at least he'll be remembered for something!

I second that.

And I would certainly not be embarassed if I died in the same way.

Well, no, I take that back, I will be embarassed if I die masturbating instead of screwing a tight pussy!

LOL

[THAJEC]

Gotta stop Masturbating from Now on..   RIP to the banker.

Jocky think it is just your wishful thinking and that's ultimately not! I do not believe that to do this is after all an addiction.

[rpbc]

Floggin' your doggin can be hazardous to your health.

[Beerburgerbonk]

He came and he went !

 

Awfull  though for his family and friends. Why not just say he died peacefully in his sleep without further comment.

 

Ah well, thats not "news" and without his demise in such circumstances their would be no thread.

 

Rip.

[philobert]

Whot a tosser

 

 

Don't you mean...."puller"

 

 

cheers

 

bert 

[FROST MEDIC999]

I guess as a Banker he made his last Deposit.

[BobbyTits]

50 years old and died from wanking.

 

Must be all that healthy MSG and salt laden local food.

[Trivex81]

50 years old and died from wanking.

 

Must be all that healthy MSG and salt laden local food

 

I can think of many other horrible ways to go out, this is relatively as painless as you can go out having a good time.

 

But to Bobbytits, great avatar reminded me of my recent trip to a strip club with the boys, girl had a big ass just like that LOL..

[Cheongsam]

Falang or local?

[jocky king]

Falang or local?

Local... Falang cant work as a banker in Thailand.    

[Guiness]

Local... Falang cant work as a banker in Thailand.    

 

 

you redeemed yourself , jocky !!       

[Cheongsam]

Thanks.