It could only happen in Thailand

[princely]

This is a true event that happened to a friend of mine; lets call him Bob...no fuck it lets call him Tony cos thats his real name.

 

So; back in 2005 a group of us were in BKK and Pattaya for a bit of golf and r&r. Tony has been to PI many times and BKK a few times but never Pattaya. We all meet up 3 or 4 times a year as we work in different Countries. On this trip, we spent a great time (4 days) in Pattaya. We all had the survival kit , condoms, viagra, local SIM card and ATM with 20,000 THB deposited.

 

On the final day, most of us had p.m flights to various Asian destinations but Tony was going on to London on the night flight so; as we get cabs for the airport he decides he;ll hang back and get one more ST.

He goes round the beer bars and quickly finds an enthusiastic BF and gets back to the hotel before the late checkout. Now after 4 days of golfing, beer and shagging he decides for the first time in his life he will try the little blue pill. So; after a bit of warming up in the room, he pops into the bathroom and pops a pill. Goes back to the bed performs the deed and wonders what all the fuss about the pills is.

 

As soon a sthey finish, he checks out and takes a cab to BKK airport. As most of you can guess by now, before he's at the outskirts of Pattaya, the pill kicks in and he's sitting in the back of the cab with the biggest stonking hardon he's ever had in his life. Now this hardon aint going anywhere without some help and 1+ hours later he is still in the cab wondering how the fuck he's going to get through the airport. He bites the bullet and tells the cabbie to take him into SOI Cowboy, pays the cab, grabs the first ST he finds goes to a nearby ST hotel and fucks her brains out. Pays the lady well over the odds then races outside to get a cab to the airport and he makes the flight with minutes to spare.

 

Oh yeah Tony..If you read this board sorry mate I had to tell someone...just could not keep your secret.

[Diverse]

This is a true event that happened to a friend of mine; lets call him Bob...no fuck it lets call him Tony cos thats his real name.

 

So; back in 2005 a group of us were in BKK and Pattaya for a bit of golf and r&r. Tony has been to PI many times and BKK a few times but never Pattaya. We all meet up 3 or 4 times a year as we work in different Countries. On this trip, we spent a great time (4 days) in Pattaya. We all had the survival kit , condoms, viagra, local SIM card and ATM with 20,000 THB deposited.

 

On the final day, most of us had p.m flights to various Asian destinations but Tony was going on to London on the night flight so; as we get cabs for the airport he decides he;ll hang back and get one more ST.

He goes round the beer bars and quickly finds an enthusiastic BF and gets back to the hotel before the late checkout. Now after 4 days of golfing, beer and shagging he decides for the first time in his life he will try the little blue pill. So; after a bit of warming up in the room, he pops into the bathroom and pops a pill. Goes back to the bed performs the deed and wonders what all the fuss about the pills is.

 

As soon a sthey finish, he checks out and takes a cab to BKK airport. As most of you can guess by now, before he's at the outskirts of Pattaya, the pill kicks in and he's sitting in the back of the cab with the biggest stonking hardon he's ever had in his life. Now this hardon aint going anywhere without some help and 1+ hours later he is still in the cab wondering how the fuck he's going to get through the airport. He bites the bullet and tells the cabbie to take him into SOI Cowboy, pays the cab, grabs the first ST he finds goes to a nearby ST hotel and fucks her brains out. Pays the lady well over the odds then races outside to get a cab to the airport and he makes the flight with minutes to spare.

 

Oh yeah Tony..If you read this board sorry mate I had to tell someone...just could not keep your secret.

 

Ha Ha so your name is Tony

[Mr Wiggy]

Good for Tony !!