101 Thai phrases that are totally useless in a bar

[LaaMok]

My hovercraft is full of eels

 

โฮเวอร์คราฟท์ของผมเต็มไปด้วยปลาไหล

 

hoh wer-krâaf kŏng pŏm dtem-bpai-dûay bplaa lăi

[vazic]

Lol. Ok...

 

I've lost my wallet

 

ฉันเสียกระเป๋าสตางค์ของฉัน

[Kerb Krawler]

A pint of mild, please.

[dave-]

gaan khee maa khao bpai nai bpaa bpen reuuang lam baak ging phai kheun yuu ra heh ra ga.

 

horse back riding in the woods can be verry dificult because of all the tree and bamboo branches every where

[andy666]

Mè phoom mi maa mi taa khundiaw

 

My mom's dog only has one eye

 

 

......could be her horse too, depends on how you pronounce it

Edited November 11, 2012 by andy666

[raudskjegg]

yak yai lai yak lek.

big moster chasin small monster

[Boybobby]

Chao fad pad fuc yen fad fuc pad

 

Eat stir fried squash in the morning,eat squash stir fried in the evening

[LaaMok]

yak yai lai yak lek.

big moster chasin small monster

 

That could make sense at some point, its useful!

[kopite]

Ngoo ngoo pla pla

 

Snake snake fish fish

[Stillearly]

chăn bpen kroo fèuk baa loh-maa

 

ฉันเป็นครูฝึกสอนโลมา

 

 

I'm a dolphin trainer

[Stillearly]

kun tam ngaan à-rai

 

คุณทำงานอะไร

 

What do you do for a living? ;-)

Edited November 11, 2012 by Stillearly

[Alleycat]

Radiators work better with a thermostat.

[dave-]

When the girls ask me if i will come back i use -

Khwaang nguu mai phohn khaaw.

 

A bad penny always come back.

[slick67]

My most favorite hobby is fishing. What about you?

 

อดิเรกสุดโปรดของเราเอง ก็คือตกเบ็ด แล้วน้องล่ะ

 

Adirek sud prohd kong rao eng, gor keu dtok bed. Laew nong la?

 

(the Thai version might be of some use though )

[frenchdude]

Impressed that all of you know so much Thai.

 

Self study? Found online?