#9 The Art of Ass
Entry posted by Sofa King
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As I grow older, I have developed an appreciation for the female posterior.
I used to not care about my partner's ass. I wasn't gonna be fucking it (still not into anal, though I have tried it), so I really didn't care what she looked like walking away.
That has all changed.
Now I'm just as likely to choose a girl based on her ass as her tits.
I like 'em round and firm, not flat and shapeless.
I love an ass that, when viewed in profile, curves out from the waist and then curves back with a nice healthy overhang above the legs - in other words, a butt that sticks out.
To quote an old Saturday Night Live sketch, "I like a woman with a big butt. Something you can hang on to and hit with a car antennae!"
Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce - bring 'em on!
The important thing, besides that curve I talked about, it the "hips-to-waist ratio".
A big butt is okay, often desireable, as long as the waist is a certain degree smaller. Same with a small butt - the waist must be smaller. The problem occurs when hips and waist are close to the same size or (God forbid) the waist is bigger.
When you've got her on her hands and knees, going at it doggie style, you want to be able to smack her ass and then move your hands "inward" to her waist.
I was enjoying the company of a sweet lady recently. I met her during Songkran. She was teaching at a school in a town nearby: 45 years old (but looked 35), divorced, one kid, liked to drink whiskey, and had a lovely round ass. She was in good shape, ran around the school track most mornings, but not a small lady. She had a nice hips-to-waist ratio.
Yup, it's all about the "HTWR" - "hips-to-waist ratio".
I now find myself going for big asses, asses many guys would reject as being too big. I can forget about a so-so face or a saggy pair of tits if I've got a nice big round ass to grab and smack during sex.
It's sort of like mountain climbing.
"Dude, why did you barfine the chick with the big ass?"
"Because it was there."
I used to not care about my partner's ass. I wasn't gonna be fucking it (still not into anal, though I have tried it), so I really didn't care what she looked like walking away.
That has all changed.
Now I'm just as likely to choose a girl based on her ass as her tits.
I like 'em round and firm, not flat and shapeless.
I love an ass that, when viewed in profile, curves out from the waist and then curves back with a nice healthy overhang above the legs - in other words, a butt that sticks out.
To quote an old Saturday Night Live sketch, "I like a woman with a big butt. Something you can hang on to and hit with a car antennae!"
Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce - bring 'em on!
The important thing, besides that curve I talked about, it the "hips-to-waist ratio".
A big butt is okay, often desireable, as long as the waist is a certain degree smaller. Same with a small butt - the waist must be smaller. The problem occurs when hips and waist are close to the same size or (God forbid) the waist is bigger.
When you've got her on her hands and knees, going at it doggie style, you want to be able to smack her ass and then move your hands "inward" to her waist.
I was enjoying the company of a sweet lady recently. I met her during Songkran. She was teaching at a school in a town nearby: 45 years old (but looked 35), divorced, one kid, liked to drink whiskey, and had a lovely round ass. She was in good shape, ran around the school track most mornings, but not a small lady. She had a nice hips-to-waist ratio.
Yup, it's all about the "HTWR" - "hips-to-waist ratio".
I now find myself going for big asses, asses many guys would reject as being too big. I can forget about a so-so face or a saggy pair of tits if I've got a nice big round ass to grab and smack during sex.
It's sort of like mountain climbing.
"Dude, why did you barfine the chick with the big ass?"
"Because it was there."
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