Do you want a "good" Thai wife or girlfriend? Start visiting schools.

Not for the students, you pervs, I'm talking about the teachers.

There are so many hot Thai teachers, many of them fresh out of university, and curious about falangs. They are the smart cousins of those Pattaya bargirls you've been spending money on. Most are a bit more reserved, though occassionally you'll find one who likes to party. Hot, 20-something, and educated to boot - great wife material.

And therein lies my problem: I don't want a wife or a girlfriend. I want to play Mr. Chips during the week, and turn into Mr. Dirty Drunken Whoremonger on the weekends.

Meanwhile I am surrounded by all these sexy Thai teachers.

At my last school it was Miss Nok. Lovely dark skin, beautiful lips, no tits but she had an ass to die for. Nok taught science in the room across from mine, so I had ample opportunity to admire the delicious curve that extended from her lower back down over her perfectly round ass. I loved those tight blue dresses that all the teachers wore twice a week. Then again Miss Nok looked great no matter what she wore. On Wednesdays no one filled out the scout uniform skirt better than Miss Nok (plus she often wore the ranger hat, which was a strange turn-on for me). I experienced nirvana during sports week when I finally got to see Nok in a pair of jeans. Wowza! Of course she never showed the slightest interest in me . . .

. . . Unlike the lovely Miss Whale, who could have worked in most Pattaya gogos: About 25 years old, 5'7", nice long legs, and a large chest. Whale was the computer teacher and was always very friendly to me. Not a beautiful face, but her body and personality more than compensated for it. Her friend ( also nice looking, but not like Whale) was let go for hitting a student (that's a laugh - I saw Thai teachers wacking kids with sticks everyday) and sadly Whale went with her. Shoulda got her number, but she was gone before I could act.

Another common phenomenon in Thai schools - the horny middle-aged cougars. Had one at my previous school, 40ish, not a bad figure, always smiling and flirting with me. Of course the strumpet was dropped off by her Thai husband/boyfriend every morning. Tease.

So you're saying to yourself, "Sofa King, you idiot! Fuck one of these women!". No my friends, can't do it. School teachers in Thailand are highly respected, much more than back in falangland. I don't want the drama that would insue after my teacher/gf found out I was seen on Soi 6. The loss of face would be severe. Plus age and experience have taught me not to shit where I eat. Messing with co-workers is not a good idea.

When I got to my new school, my buddy's wife tried to set me up with her friend, who is a teacher at my school. Nice gal, good figure, but a Neanderthal-like face. I used the "can't-mix-work-and-pleasure" excuse. She wouldn't be a bad option. She's in her mid-30's and has reached a decent pay level (probably 15,000 - 20,000 per month), and she sells insurance on the side.


Of course there are plenty of other choice candidates. One little cutie at my school has the most perfect little spinner body, and seems to be a genuinely sweet girl. I would love to corrupt her, but I doubt she would be understanding of my weekend getaways to drink and debauch in the big city.

Then there's the new 28 year old foreign language teacher, who speaks English really well and has a rockin' body. Unfortunately she also seems to be a vain headcase. I wouldn't feel nearly as bad about tainting her reputation, though I may be too late on that account. The school is all abuzz about a huge wide screen TV she "allegedly" received from a local admirer, and they say it might have been obtained by illegal means. Best leave that piece of totty well alone.

But to all you guys looking for a Thai wife with an unblemished reputation whom you can safely take home to Mom and Dad, get thee to a Thai school post haste.

Me, I'll stick to the wanton women.