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I guess you ring the bell or knock the door and then it will come sooner or later.

Pay the price, enjoy the view and open the wallet......you're paying for the audience and the environment.....too over priced I found in most cases. Better value in a drive through ST.

Gentleman clubs are all over Pattaya. I'll give you my experience. You will walk through the door, and the scent of perfume will gently caress your nose. Let your eyes roll over the sensual yet tasteful decor. 2 young supermodel types will hold you by each arm, and gently guide you to a plush chesterfield reclining chair, with the plumpest cushions that have ever kneaded  your buttocks. You will recline and place your legs on a foot stool. 2 additional, barely legal teens, will remove your shoes/socks and proceed to suck your toes. without asking, an attracting young milf, with a gym honed body will place a glass of the finest malt whisky in your hand, then proceed to massage your shoulders with her delicate fingers. She will call over her daughter , who right there and there will satisfy you in any way you Desire. All this for the happy hour price of 80 baht per drink. The ladies of course, will refuse an offer of a lady's drink. These young Issan girls grew up dreaming of doing this job, and are grateful to us falangs.

I like to call it a “home away from home” . A house full of ladies ready to make you happy. Its laid back, chill, and no pressure. Day time place for fun. 

Can anyone name some of these clubs and tell me something about it. About prices, things you can expect there and do. The story of 1tooth sounds a bit too good to be true 😉

On 30/08/2023 at 17:27, dermatu said:

Can anyone name some of these clubs and tell me something about it. About prices, things you can expect there and do. The story of 1tooth sounds a bit too good to be true 😉

check out everything pattaya. he covers a lot of gentleman clubs and walks by them, so you already know what you will get.

Soi Excite, off Soi Chayapoon - from Soi Buakhao ~80m to Triangle Bar, divert left, then about 100m on right you will see Excite Club.

Enter, buy drink for yourself and for pretty girl. She will soon ask, "Do you want a blowjob?"

"Yes please," your respond and enjoy.

BJ fee is 800 bahts. All-up inc drinks about 1300-1400. 

On 30/08/2023 at 11:27, dermatu said:

Can anyone name some of these clubs and tell me something about it. About prices, things you can expect there and do. The story of 1tooth sounds a bit too good to be true 😉

Yes, 1tooth is retelling his memories from his last siesta. None of that actually happens.  Perhaps best place to start is in Maggie Mays on soi pothole. Wander in, buy whichever lady you prefer 2 LDs (300 Baht), top comes off. After a bit of touching and etc. if you would like for 300 baht curtains are closed around you and the lady. 500 baht for BJ there, or instead can opt for upstairs and 1000 baht FS. Of course these are guidelines, be nice to the lady, treat her well  or price can increase or you may end with nada. 

Gents clubs can differ greatly depending on location, the style and the girls. Even from night to night they will be different. 

Personally I love Camel Toe but the ladies are older and the pace is slow. Just right for me.

High Rollers is MUCH different, more like GOGO meets Gents club. More fast pace and easier to spend your budget very quick.

Gents clubs are great during the day and perfect to get started if new here

On 02/09/2023 at 12:30, Bonkabit said:

Soi Excite, off Soi Chayapoon - from Soi Buakhao ~80m to Triangle Bar, divert left, then about 100m on right you will see Excite Club.

Enter, buy drink for yourself and for pretty girl. She will soon ask, "Do you want a blowjob?"

"Yes please," your respond and enjoy.

BJ fee is 800 bahts. All-up inc drinks about 1300-1400. 

I have been. Stay for the bj servicing then leave for better places to hang out.

Enjoy gentlemen club hurray!

On 02/09/2023 at 11:30, Bonkabit said:

Soi Excite, off Soi Chayapoon - from Soi Buakhao ~80m to Triangle Bar, divert left, then about 100m on right you will see Excite Club.

Enter, buy drink for yourself and for pretty girl. She will soon ask, "Do you want a blowjob?"

"Yes please," your respond and enjoy.

BJ fee is 800 bahts. All-up inc drinks about 1300-1400. 

is there also a private room?

10 hours ago, hansi003 said:

is there also a private room?

Screened off with curtains, so no one else can see.

I lolled back on a comfortable sofa to enjoy my time there!

Girl had towel and wipes to clean me up and to remove any 'spills'.

Probably going back there next month.

I have only been to one, Camel Toe. Walked in, was greeted by two ladies, and we moved to a couch, where we chatted and they massaged my dick for what seemed like 2 hours, while I bought them the occasional LD. This was during covid prohibition, so drinks were non-alcoholic. A third lady joined us on the couch, but it was difficult for her to reach my dick   There was a curtained off adjoining room where more intimate activities were sanctioned. My checkbin was less than 1500. Gave them each a 100 tip. A very pleasant afternoon.

On 22/01/2024 at 19:53, hansi003 said:

is there also a private room?

A couple of private rooms upstairs.

Kinnaree place on Pratumnak hill is nice. Option for a good lunch and always girls (including freelancers) hanging around). Sometimes girls are a bit pushy for a drink just as in other places. They do have private rooms.