Abbreviations, Local Lingo and Bar Types

[The Mentalist]

Coconut Bar or CB = Beach Road is missing from the list.

[Smutt]

What does DEP mena>|???

But these girls are what I call the Dep Girls- I pulled 3 ladies out of here on seperate ocassions (you would think I would learn my lesson after the 1st or 2nd) and each one DEPDEPDEPDEPDEPDEPDEP the entire time. If I could rank the sex on a 1 thru 10 scale, I'd rank the sex next to whacking off while driving top speed in a convertibe to Las Vegas.

[marko456]

Killer line number 1: We go goldshop?...

 

ROFLMAO sad part is it would work, and has been used a bunch of times :( :( :(

As in a new sponser being taking his new tgf to the gold shop, and as soon as he is on the plane she is right back at the gold shop trading it in on a gold plated replacement.

Splits profit with gold shop owner. As I worked in the trade yes this happens.

[Dmanchester]

cheers scumbag, whts the op?

 

im up to date with the rest

 

d

[Dmanchester]

Finally found this page

The post on the other pages are starting to make sense

I though BG meant body guard which at times worked and other not not so much.

 

 

boddy guards.. thats funny... the 5 foot thai girls are our body guards. protecting us from other 5 foot thai girls who want our bodys n money

 

d

[jgc123]

this thread is great!

[Skygod]

cheers scumbag, whts the op?

 

im up to date with the rest

 

d

 

It's good to see this thread from the very early days of PA still being used.

 

OP is board 'lingo' rather than Pattaya 'lingo' and means "Opening Poster" i.e. The BM who started the thread.

[Scumbag]

It's good to see this thread from the very early days of PA still being used.

 

OP is board 'lingo' rather than Pattaya 'lingo' and means "Opening Poster" i.e. The BM who started the thread.

Long time no see!!! I can't believe that OP was left off the list for so long. It's there now.

[RandomHero]

FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

 

Its an old G.I. term that goes back to World War II, if not earlier.

Might as well include these ones too:

 

BOHICA: Bend Over Here It Comes Again

 

SNAFU: Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

 

The Big Green Weenie: Endearing term used by lower enlisted to describe their level of enthusiasm reguarding the decisions of higher ups i.e. "LT volunteered us for ambush, looks like we get fucked by the big green weenie again"

 

Their are many others but generally speaking only american military personel would understand or appreciate it

[Spoiler]

Here is a glossary I wrote for my own P4P board in Southern California. It is interesting to see some overlap with some of the terms here. The list might inspire additions to a Pattaya glossary as well...

 

Agency: An organization or individual that manages many providers. The agency handles all calls, bookings and advertising. The agency takes a percentage of the fee for each session.

AMP: Asian massage Parlor

Asian Cowgirl: Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.

ATM: Ass to mouth. Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.

ATF: All Time Favorite

 

Bareback: Without a condom.

BBBJ: Bareback Blow Job, oral stimulation of the penis without a condom

BBBJTCCIM: Bareback Blow Job To Completion, Cum In Mouth… oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm without a condom. (May spit or swallow)

BBW: Big Beautiful Woman, euphemism for overweight

Blue Pill: Viagra

Blue Steel: Viagra

Brown Shower: Defecation on your partner.

Butter face: A women whose body is very attractive, but her face is not.

 

 

CBJ: Covered Blow Job, fellatio with a condom

CFS: Covered Full Service

CG: Cowgirl

CIM: Cum in mouth.

Clockwatcher: A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.

Cowgirl: Woman rides on top, knees astride.

 

DATO: Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus

DATY: Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus, oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

Deep throat: Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed"

DFK: Deep French Kissing, kissing with tongue

Doggie Style: Intercourse position where woman is on her hands and knees, man enters from behind

Donation: Payment to a provider

Doubles: A threesome with two providers

DT: Deep throat: fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".

 

Facial: Man ejaculates on woman's face.

FBSM: Full Body Sensual Massage; not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and release (handjob or BlowJob).

Flake, Flaky: Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.

FIV: Finger(s) in Vagina

FS: Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion

 

GFE: Girl Friend Experience, A subjective term, but usually used as praise for a very passionate, sensual, non-mechanical experience. Most consider DFK, DATY, MSOG & BBBJ a baseline requirement for GFE.

Golden Shower: Urinating on your partner, urine play.

Greek: Anal Sex

 

HJ: Hand Job, stimulation of the penis using hand and fingers

HM: High mileage.

HME: Honeymoon experience. A subjective term used as praise for a very intense, very "real" session, usually DFK is a baseline requirement for HME.

Hobby, The: The patronizing of providers.

Hobbyist: A man who patronizes providers.

 

Incall: You go to her place (Could be hotel, motel, studio apt, her residence, or a mini-storage unit)

Independent, Indie: An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.

 

Landing Strip: Description of pubic hair cut in a small thin strip

LFK: Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)

Lot Lizard: A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).

 

Mileage: A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accommodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.

MILF: Mom I'd like to fuck.

Mish: Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse

Missionary: Man on top during intercourse

MMF, MFM, MFF: Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF = male, female, female.

MP: massage Parlor

MSOG: Multiple shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session

Multiple Pops: She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

 

Off-the-clock: Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")

Outcall: She comes to your place

 

Pearl Necklace: Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest

Provider: Prostitute

PSE: Porn Star Experience, A subjective term, used as praise for a provider that might have a high energy level, a particularly hot look, or is very accommodating ("nastiness" factor).

 

Reverse Cowgirl: woman rides on top, facing away

Rimming, Rimjob: Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus

Russian: Penis between her breasts

 

Scat: Defecation on your partner or feces play.

Shill: A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.

Shots on goal: Attempts to reach orgasm. e.g. She allowed multiple shots on goal "MSOG": means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is able and interested.

Sixty Nine, 69: Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.

SO: Significant other.

Spinner: A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin"

Squirting, Squirter,: Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates

Stroll: A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.

 

TOFTT: "Taking One For The Team" A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews.

TUMA: Tongue up my ass.

 

Vitamin V: Viagra or a generic substitute.

Vitamin C: Cialis or a generic substitute.

 

White Knight: A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.

 

YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes differ, reviews are inherently subjective, and that providers have good and bad days, thus experiences vary.

YMMV Girl: A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

 

$: The dollar sign is sometimes used for fees. Usually $ = $100, $$ = $200, $$$ = $300 and so on. Often .5 signifies $50, so $$.5 would mean $250.

[carny]

I've got that tattooed on my belly button.

 

is it my eyes or does that look more like a blokes nipple?

[thaibound]

Another important word to be added to the list is Tong (Gold). Drop that into any casual converstion with a Thai girl and her attention will suddenly increase exponentially.

[reloader]

Found the answer to my question.

 

Dunno how to delete post so I've edited it

Edited March 1, 2010 by reloader

[marc7337]

This is under development so if you have any suggestions let me know.

 

5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!??

A2M - Ass to Mouth

Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong)

Baht - Thai currency (about 40 to the US$)

Bar Fine - The fee you pay to compensate a bar owner for taking a lady away from her bar.

BBBJ - Bare back blow job (no condom)

BBBJCIM bare back blow job cum in mouth

BF - Bar fine or boy friend

BG - Bar girl

BiB - Boys in Brown (Policemen)

BJ - Blow job.

BM - Board Member

Boardies - Members of this forum

Boom Boom - Sex

Boomsing - German derivative of boom boom

BTW - By the way

Butterfly - term for a farang that changes ladies often

Chat - Pattaya Chat Forum

Cheap Charlie (CC) - Somebody who like to spend as little money as possible.

Chugwow - masturbate or hand job

CIM - Come in mouth

Coyote - is a dancer in a bar who keeps her clothes on (think of the movie Coyote Ugly)

Darkside - 1. To partake in the services of a LB or 2. The area East of Sukhumvit

DATY - Dining at the Y (oral sex on a woman)

Farang - Thai word for foreigners

FLB - FLB Bar

Freelancer - A lady who is not directly employed by a bar. They can be found in bars (where a BF is required), discos, Walking Street, Beach Road and probably just about everywhere else. Other than in a bar a BF is not payable.

FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

FWC - Fat White Chick

GF - Girl Friend

GFE - Girl friend experience

Gik - Thai word for a friend you can fuck (without paying)

Hoy - Thai word for shell fish. Often used to refer to female genitalia.

IMHO - In my humble opinion

IMO - In my opinion

Issan - North east area of Thailand. Many BGs come from this area

Ka-toey - Ladyboy

Kee-nee-ow - Thai word for Cheap Charlie

Khmer - Cambodian

Lady Drink (LD) - A drink purchased for a bar girl. This is the method through which she earns money (through commissions) for spending time with customers.

Ladyboy - see Ka-toey

LB - Ladyboy

LBFM - Little brown fucking machine

LDOP - Lame dupe over payer - The guy that simply pays too much for everything a.k.a Two week millionaire

LOL - Laugh(ing) out loud

LOS - Land of smiles (ie Thailand)

LT - Long time. Usually this means taking the lady overnight.

Mamasan - Female manager in a bar. She manages the ladies in the bar and helps organise a lady of your choice if required.

Monger - Whore monger.

OP - opening post or original poster depending on how it is used.

OTOH - On the other hand

P4P - Pay for play (or pleasure)

PB - Pattaya Beach

PI - Philippines

Poo-chai - Thai word for boy/man

Poo-ying - Thai word for girl/woman

ROTFL(MFAO) - Rolling On the floor laughing (my fucking arse off)

Sabai dee - Thai term for feeling good.

Sanuk - Thai word for fun.

Secrets - Secrets Forum and bar

sexy-A hansum man from Norwich,uk

Smoke - Bar girl euphemism for blow job

SNAFU - Situation normal all fucked up

Soapy - An erotic massage that involves lots of soap and lots of body contact.

Song-taew --- Pickup truck with modified bed used as a taxi (a.k.a. Baht Bus)

Sponsor - A farang who sends a BG money from home. Usually to assist her to stop working in the bar.

ST - Short time. Usually this means a 'one shot' liason.

Starfish --- Girl which is unresponsive in bed

Talk - Pattaya Talk Forum

Teerak - Thai for darling.

TG - Thai Girl.

TGF - Thai girl friend

Ting tong - Thai word for crazy (also see Baa)

TiT - This is Thailand

YMMV - Your mileage may vary. Means your experience might not match my experience.

WTF - What the fuck

 

Bar Types Explained

 

Beer Bar: an open air bar . They usually consist of stools arranged around a tight horseshoe bar and perhaps a few tables. You are able to pay bar for ladies at beer bars.

 

Beer complex: a grouping of beer bars. Commonly each bar is owned by different people. Some complexes have a common sound system while in others each bar selects what they want to play.

 

Short Time (ST) Bar: this is usually a closed air-conditioned establishment. The ladies in ST bars will generally give you a lot more personal attention than those in a beer bar. They have rooms attached to the premises or close by. As the name suggests these places concentrate on providing ladies that go short time. It is possible to take a lady long time but it will cost you more than from a beer bar and the ladies are not always keen to go long time. Soi 6 has many short time bars.

 

AGoGo (or GoGo bar): a closed and air-conditioned bar. These establishments have ladies that dance for your viewing pleasure. You may pay bar for any of the dancing ladies who is willing to go with you. Many gogo bars also have show girls. These ladies perform special shows which may be sexually explicit or choreographed dancing. These ladies may also be bar fined but in most establishments will cost more that the dancing girls. There is also a third option in these establishments. The service personal (ie the ladies serving you drinks) may also go with you if they like you. Bar fines and drink prices are higher in these establishments than in beer bars.

 

Hostess Bar: Hostess bars are closed, air-conditioned bars and sort of occupy the middle ground between beer bars and gogo bars. They are somewhat classier than beer bars but on normal nights lack the dancing ladies of the gogo bars. There are ladies that you can pay bar for if you find one that you like. Bar fines and drinks are between those of beer bars and gogo bars.

 

Pub: If you think of a British pub that is more or less what you will find in Pattaya. These places do not have ladies that you can pay bar for. However, you can try your luck with the service personnel just like you can anywhere in the world. You probably stand a higher chance than in your home country.

 

Disco: These are more or less like what you will find at home with one rather large exception. At these places you are almost guaranteed to pick up a lady. Freelancers swarm to these establishments. Many of them are sponsored ladies, students or 'normal' ladies looking for a bit of fun and/or extra money. In Pattaya there is no entrance fee but the drinks are comparatively expensive.

 

Soapy: While not strictly a bar they are a popular alternative for having some fun. These places are massage parlors where 'extras' are part of the deal. Typically you will pick a lady from one sitting in an area behind a glass screen (commonly known as the goldfish bowl) and head to a private room. The lady will wash you then subject you to a massage involving lots of soap and bubbles. It is something that everyone should experience at least once. If you are still up for it you then proceed to the bed for some more fun.

How about LOL (Laughing out loud), doesn't it also mean (lot's of Luck) Just wondering.

[Pinko]

This is under development so if you have any suggestions let me know.

 

5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!??

A2M - Ass to Mouth

Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong)

Baht - Thai currency (about 40 to the US$)

Bar Fine - The fee you pay to compensate a bar owner for taking a lady away from her bar.

BBBJ - Bare back blow job (no condom)

BBBJCIM bare back blow job cum in mouth

BF - Bar fine or boy friend

BG - Bar girl

BiB - Boys in Brown (Policemen)

BJ - Blow job.

BM - Board Member

Boardies - Members of this forum

Boom Boom - Sex

Boomsing - German derivative of boom boom

BTW - By the way

Butterfly - term for a farang that changes ladies often

Chat - Pattaya Chat Forum

Cheap Charlie (CC) - Somebody who like to spend as little money as possible.

Chugwow - masturbate or hand job

CIM - Come in mouth

Coyote - is a dancer in a bar who keeps her clothes on (think of the movie Coyote Ugly)

Darkside - 1. To partake in the services of a LB or 2. The area East of Sukhumvit

DATY - Dining at the Y (oral sex on a woman)

Farang - Thai word for foreigners

FLB - FLB Bar

Freelancer/FL - A lady who is not directly employed by a bar. They can be found in bars (where a BF is required), discos, Walking Street, Beach Road and probably just about everywhere else. Other than in a bar a BF is not payable.

FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

FWC - Fat White Chick

GF - Girl Friend

GFE - Girl friend experience

GG - Gogo Girl

Gik - Thai word for a friend you can fuck (without paying)

Hoy - Thai word for shell fish. Often used to refer to female genitalia.

IMHO - In my humble opinion

IMO - In my opinion

Issan - North east area of Thailand. Many BGs come from this area

Ka-toey - Ladyboy

Kee-nee-ow - Thai word for Cheap Charlie

Khmer - Cambodian

Lady Drink (LD) - A drink purchased for a bar girl. This is the method through which she earns money (through commissions) for spending time with customers.

Ladyboy - see Ka-toey

LB - Ladyboy

LBFM - Little brown fucking machine

LDOP - Lame dupe over payer - The guy that simply pays too much for everything a.k.a Two week millionaire

LOL - Laugh(ing) out loud

LOS - Land of smiles (ie Thailand)

LT - Long time. Usually this means taking the lady overnight.

Mamasan - Female manager in a bar. She manages the ladies in the bar and helps organise a lady of your choice if required.

Monger - Whore monger.

OP - opening post or original poster depending on how it is used.

OTOH - On the other hand

P4P - Pay for play (or pleasure)

PB - Pattaya Beach

PI - Philippines

Poo-chai - Thai word for boy/man

Poo-ying - Thai word for girl/woman

ROTFL(MFAO) - Rolling On the floor laughing (my fucking arse off)

Sabai dee - Thai term for feeling good.

Sanuk - Thai word for fun.

Secrets - Secrets Forum and bar

 

Smoke - Bar girl euphemism for blow job

SNAFU - Situation normal all fucked up

Soapy - An erotic massage that involves lots of soap and lots of body contact.

Song-taew --- Pickup truck with modified bed used as a taxi (a.k.a. Baht Bus)

Sponsor - A farang who sends a BG money from home. Usually to assist her to stop working in the bar.

ST - Short time. Usually this means a 'one shot' liason.

Starfish --- Girl which is unresponsive in bed

Talk - Pattaya Talk Forum

Teerak - Thai for darling.

TG - Thai Girl.

TGF - Thai girl friend

Ting tong - Thai word for crazy (also see Baa)

TiT - This is Thailand

YMMV - Your mileage may vary. Means your experience might not match my experience.

WTF - What the fuck

 

Bar Types Explained

 

Beer Bar: an open air bar . They usually consist of stools arranged around a tight horseshoe bar and perhaps a few tables. You are able to pay bar for ladies at beer bars.

 

Beer complex: a grouping of beer bars. Commonly each bar is owned by different people. Some complexes have a common sound system while in others each bar selects what they want to play.

 

Short Time (ST) Bar: this is usually a closed air-conditioned establishment. The ladies in ST bars will generally give you a lot more personal attention than those in a beer bar. They have rooms attached to the premises or close by. As the name suggests these places concentrate on providing ladies that go short time. It is possible to take a lady long time but it will cost you more than from a beer bar and the ladies are not always keen to go long time. Soi 6 has many short time bars.

 

AGoGo (or GoGo bar): a closed and air-conditioned bar. These establishments have ladies that dance for your viewing pleasure. You may pay bar for any of the dancing ladies who is willing to go with you. Many gogo bars also have show girls. These ladies perform special shows which may be sexually explicit or choreographed dancing. These ladies may also be bar fined but in most establishments will cost more that the dancing girls. There is also a third option in these establishments. The service personal (ie the ladies serving you drinks) may also go with you if they like you. Bar fines and drink prices are higher in these establishments than in beer bars.

 

Hostess Bar: Hostess bars are closed, air-conditioned bars and sort of occupy the middle ground between beer bars and gogo bars. They are somewhat classier than beer bars but on normal nights lack the dancing ladies of the gogo bars. There are ladies that you can pay bar for if you find one that you like. Bar fines and drinks are between those of beer bars and gogo bars.

 

Pub: If you think of a British pub that is more or less what you will find in Pattaya. These places do not have ladies that you can pay bar for. However, you can try your luck with the service personnel just like you can anywhere in the world. You probably stand a higher chance than in your home country.

 

Disco: These are more or less like what you will find at home with one rather large exception. At these places you are almost guaranteed to pick up a lady. Freelancers swarm to these establishments. Many of them are sponsored ladies, students or 'normal' ladies looking for a bit of fun and/or extra money. In Pattaya there is no entrance fee but the drinks are comparatively expensive.

 

Soapy: While not strictly a bar they are a popular alternative for having some fun. These places are massage parlors where 'extras' are part of the deal. Typically you will pick a lady from one sitting in an area behind a glass screen (commonly known as the goldfish bowl) and head to a private room. The lady will wash you then subject you to a massage involving lots of soap and bubbles. It is something that everyone should experience at least once. If you are still up for it you then proceed to the bed for some more fun.

 

 

what does "Los" and "Dep" mean

[Shivers]

what does "Los" and "Dep" mean

 

LOS = Land Of Smiles (refers to Thailand)

 

Don't know what DEP means.

[Bam_Bam]

BOHICA: Bend Over Here It Comes Again

 

A very good mate of mine back home in Oz that is ex ADF (Australian Defence Force) has an extended version of the one quoted above and I reckon all of the Katoy's should learn it

 

BOHICFUTAA

 

Bend Over Here It Comes Fucked Up The Arse Again

 

Poor bastard made Sergeant 3 times, kept getting busted down for misbehaving, little wonder where that came from.

 

Bam Bam

[James023]

Just got an sms from a BG i know

just saying she misses me.........im so lucky 555555

but she misses her monkey???

what does monkey mean in thai???

thanks

[Bam_Bam]

Just got an sms from a BG i know

just saying she misses me.........im so lucky 555555

but she misses her monkey???

what does monkey mean in thai???

thanks

 

Monkey in Thai is Ling, so I guess she's just calling you a Monkey,

 

Hairy bugger are you, my arms are hairy and I often used to have Thai girls rub the hair on my arms and say you same same Monkey

 

Even had a lady jump out in front of me while walking shirtless on Beach Rd one morning and scream out "Good Morning King Kong" hairy chest too.

 

 

Bam Bam

[PattayaFanatic]

BB - Beer Bar

DD - Devils Den

PA - Pattaya Addicts

LBFMPBR - Little Brown Fucking Machines Powered By Rice

WS - Walking Street

Edited July 10, 2010 by PattayaFanatic

[peman00]

what does Spinner mean?

 

it seems like its being used for a girl that is hot..

 

but I was curious to know the exact meaning of the term "spinner"

[cengle777]

good stuff here... clears it up a bit!

[Perthie]

what does Spinner mean?

 

it seems like its being used for a girl that is hot..

 

but I was curious to know the exact meaning of the term "spinner"

 

Surprised no-one answered this one for you yet.....

 

Spinner: a tiny TG (ie - almost all of them) who's so small you can perch her on your d!ck and spin her around like a helicopter blade. I wouldn't actually try doing this as a certain part of your anatomy will end up looking like a corkscrew.

 

Hope that clears it up for you.

 

Perthie

[Snakeoil]

Got called an "Airport" by a girl last trip , means a guy who is busier than a butterfly and a helicopter..

 

Snakeoil

[Scumbag]

Got called an "Airport" by a girl last trip , means a guy who is busier than a butterfly and a helicopter..

 

Snakeoil

…but not as busy as a satellite….