Abbreviations, Local Lingo and Bar Types

[balls1]

UTFSE = Use The Fucken Search Engine

 

Seen it being used in forums to advice newbies to search before asking questions which have been answered earlier.

[Scottish_Tyrant]

I think a nice new addition to this:

 

HSC - harris sucks cock!

 

I think the dude is back in this forum!

Edited February 14, 2009 by Scottish_Tyrant

[Smee again]

Quote from Kevin Bloody Wilson

" D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. "

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

 

I've seen M.I.L.F. used, but can't work that one out.

Edited February 16, 2009 by Smee again

[Badger77]

Can I get a list of terms and definitions all you Brits are using? I have no idea what the hell is being said half the time. (When I read ya'lls posts outloud I give ya that accent 555!)

 

Im just a bloodly dumb cunt Yank...! think I got that right.

 

Take care friends! (not mates!) Cant wait for my next vacation! (not holiday!)

[Vampire]

Smee Again,

Here is what I found about MILF. Mother's I'd Like to Fuck and Moro Islamic Liberation Front. My guess is it has to do with fucking. 555 But, I think it can also mean Mother In Law Fuck/er. Maybe someone will set us straight.

Drac

[Limey]

Seen the abbreviation BUFF used quite often recently - Big Ugly Fat Fucker

[Smee again]

Smee Again,

Here is what I found about MILF. Mother's I'd Like to Fuck and Moro Islamic Liberation Front. My guess is it has to do with fucking. 555 But, I think it can also mean Mother In Law Fuck/er. Maybe someone will set us straight.

Drac

It was used with reference to an older woman, so your 'Mothers' version fits.

 

Cheers.

[sfenton1]

Would be great for some newbies to get some basic thai phrases for newbies to speak to the thai girls with. Particularly any killer lines!

[Scumbag]

Would be great for some newbies to get some basic thai phrases for newbies to speak to the thai girls with. Particularly any killer lines!

Killer line number 1: We go goldshop?...

[poul]

Thanks. Very helpful

[Chaniacreta]

Probably not needed in LOS.

 

"One Bager" a girl so ugly you should only be seen in public with them if they are wearing a paper bag on their head.

"Two Bager" So ugly that you need two paper bag one for her and one for you in case her's falls off.

[pattayabound]

Really stupid newbie question? All of the girls in Soi 6, and elsewhere, were yelling something at me as I walked by trying to get my attention and go with them. I thought I knew what they were saying and then I decided they were saying something else so I tried to listen harder and then I decided I wasn't sure what they were saying. Any help other than getting a hearing aid.

[Just_me]

Really stupid newbie question? All of the girls in Soi 6, and elsewhere, were yelling something at me as I walked by trying to get my attention and go with them. I thought I knew what they were saying and then I decided they were saying something else so I tried to listen harder and then I decided I wasn't sure what they were saying. Any help other than getting a hearing aid.

 

"Hello Welcome, you sexy man"

We all heard that one...

 

[Highlander]

Thanks for that, not many I didn't know but good for the newbies

[relaxd1]

This is under development so if you have any suggestions let me know.

 

5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!??

A2M - Ass to Mouth

Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong)

Baht - Thai currency (about 40 to the US$)

Bar Fine - The fee you pay to compensate a bar owner for taking a lady away from her bar.

BBBJ - Bare back blow job (no condom)

BBBJCIM bare back blow job cum in mouth

BF - Bar fine or boy friend

BG - Bar girl

BiB - Boys in Brown (Policemen)

BJ - Blow job.

BM - Board Member

Boardies - Members of this forum

Boom Boom - Sex

Boomsing - German derivative of boom boom

BTW - By the way

Butterfly - term for a farang that changes ladies often

Chat - Pattaya Chat Forum

Cheap Charlie (CC) - Somebody who like to spend as little money as possible.

Chugwow - masturbate or hand job

CIM - Come in mouth

Coyote - is a dancer in a bar who keeps her clothes on (think of the movie Coyote Ugly)

Darkside - 1. To partake in the services of a LB or 2. The area East of Sukhumvit

DATY - Dining at the Y (oral sex on a woman)

Farang - Thai word for foreigners

FLB - FLB Bar

Freelancer - A lady who is not directly employed by a bar. They can be found in bars (where a BF is required), discos, Walking Street, Beach Road and probably just about everywhere else. Other than in a bar a BF is not payable.

FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

FWC - Fat White Chick

GF - Girl Friend

GFE - Girl friend experience

Gik - Thai word for a friend you can fuck (without paying)

Hoy - Thai word for shell fish. Often used to refer to female genitalia.

IMHO - In my humble opinion

IMO - In my opinion

Issan - North east area of Thailand. Many BGs come from this area

Ka-toey - Ladyboy

Kee-nee-ow - Thai word for Cheap Charlie

Khmer - Cambodian

Lady Drink (LD) - A drink purchased for a bar girl. This is the method through which she earns money (through commissions) for spending time with customers.

Ladyboy - see Ka-toey

LB - Ladyboy

LBFM - Little brown fucking machine

LDOP - Lame dupe over payer - The guy that simply pays too much for everything a.k.a Two week millionaire

LOL - Laugh(ing) out loud

LOS - Land of smiles (ie Thailand)

LT - Long time. Usually this means taking the lady overnight.

Mamasan - Female manager in a bar. She manages the ladies in the bar and helps organise a lady of your choice if required.

Monger - Whore monger.

OTOH - On the other hand

P4P - Pay for play (or pleasure)

PB - Pattaya Beach

PI - Philippines

Poo-chai - Thai word for boy/man

Poo-ying - Thai word for girl/woman

ROTFL(MFAO) - Rolling On the floor laughing (my fucking arse off)

Sabai dee - Thai term for feeling good.

Sanuk - Thai word for fun.

Secrets - Secrets Forum and bar

sexy-A hansum man from Norwich,uk

Smoke - Bar girl euphemism for blow job

SNAFU - Situation normal all fucked up

Soapy - An erotic massage that involves lots of soap and lots of body contact.

Song-taew --- Pickup truck with modified bed used as a taxi (a.k.a. Baht Bus)

Sponsor - A farang who sends a BG money from home. Usually to assist her to stop working in the bar.

ST - Short time. Usually this means a 'one shot' liason.

Starfish --- Girl which is unresponsive in bed

Talk - Pattaya Talk Forum

Teerak - Thai for darling.

TG - Thai Girl.

TGF - Thai girl friend

Ting tong - Thai word for crazy (also see Baa)

TiT - This is Thailand

YMMV - Your mileage may vary. Means your experience might not match my experience.

WTF - What the fuck

 

Bar Types Explained

 

Beer Bar: an open air bar . They usually consist of stools arranged around a tight horseshoe bar and perhaps a few tables. You are able to pay bar for ladies at beer bars.

 

Beer complex: a grouping of beer bars. Commonly each bar is owned by different people. Some complexes have a common sound system while in others each bar selects what they want to play.

 

Short Time (ST) Bar: this is usually a closed air-conditioned establishment. The ladies in ST bars will generally give you a lot more personal attention than those in a beer bar. They have rooms attached to the premises or close by. As the name suggests these places concentrate on providing ladies that go short time. It is possible to take a lady long time but it will cost you more than from a beer bar and the ladies are not always keen to go long time. Soi 6 has many short time bars.

 

AGoGo (or GoGo bar): a closed and air-conditioned bar. These establishments have ladies that dance for your viewing pleasure. You may pay bar for any of the dancing ladies who is willing to go with you. Many gogo bars also have show girls. These ladies perform special shows which may be sexually explicit or choreographed dancing. These ladies may also be bar fined but in most establishments will cost more that the dancing girls. There is also a third option in these establishments. The service personal (ie the ladies serving you drinks) may also go with you if they like you. Bar fines and drink prices are higher in these establishments than in beer bars.

 

Hostess Bar: Hostess bars are closed, air-conditioned bars and sort of occupy the middle ground between beer bars and gogo bars. They are somewhat classier than beer bars but on normal nights lack the dancing ladies of the gogo bars. There are ladies that you can pay bar for if you find one that you like. Bar fines and drinks are between those of beer bars and gogo bars.

 

Pub: If you think of a British pub that is more or less what you will find in Pattaya. These places do not have ladies that you can pay bar for. However, you can try your luck with the service personnel just like you can anywhere in the world. You probably stand a higher chance than in your home country.

 

Disco: These are more or less like what you will find at home with one rather large exception. At these places you are almost guaranteed to pick up a lady. Freelancers swarm to these establishments. Many of them are sponsored ladies, students or 'normal' ladies looking for a bit of fun and/or extra money. In Pattaya there is no entrance fee but the drinks are comparatively expensive.

 

Soapy: While not strictly a bar they are a popular alternative for having some fun. These places are massage parlors where 'extras' are part of the deal. Typically you will pick a lady from one sitting in an area behind a glass screen (commonly known as the goldfish bowl) and head to a private room. The lady will wash you then subject you to a massage involving lots of soap and bubbles. It is something that everyone should experience at least once. If you are still up for it you then proceed to the bed for some more fun.

This info very helpfull, thanks

[bocelli27]

LOS

 

According to Bocelli's Encyclopaedia, LOS is actually a multi-purpose acronym specially adapted to the needs of visitors to the Land of Smiles.

 

For the fuller LOS experience visitors need to factor in to their itineries Long-days of Sunshine, Lots of Singha, Loads of Shagging, Loss of Spunk and Lack of Sleep, all resulting in Liquidation of Savings.

[reloader]

Finally found this page

The post on the other pages are starting to make sense

I though BG meant body guard which at times worked and other not not so much.

[prak]

Really stupid newbie question? All of the girls in Soi 6, and elsewhere, were yelling something at me as I walked by trying to get my attention and go with them. I thought I knew what they were saying and then I decided they were saying something else so I tried to listen harder and then I decided I wasn't sure what they were saying. Any help other than getting a hearing aid.

If she looks good, why wouldn't you go ask her! I'm sure she would be more than happy to give you a private lesson, though it might cost you a few baht...

[Zaus]

Great information! I was so confused with some of the terms from other posts until I read this.

[kansuwan]

IAGHW = It's all gone horribly wrong

IAWHW = It all went horribly wrong

[philkrenshaw]

Well, this makes people not seem as gay as I thought--When I would see "LBFM" I figured the LB part stood for LadyBoy and couldn't figure out the FM.

 

Would anyone care to clear up what does "Mak Mak" mean?

[Mike056]

much, much

[ting tong thai]

LOS

 

According to Bocelli's Encyclopaedia, LOS is actually a multi-purpose acronym specially adapted to the needs of visitors to the Land of Smiles.

 

For the fuller LOS experience visitors need to factor in to their itineries Long-days of Sunshine, Lots of Singha, Loads of Shagging, Loss of Spunk and Lack of Sleep, all resulting in Liquidation of Savings.

"Legendary Oriental Sucking" springs to mind.

[jumpman233345]

LBFM ,perhaps its a ladyboy radio station

[Member]

A great resource. I may laminate it.