Abbreviations, Local Lingo and Bar Types

[p3squid]

FUBAR is still used in today's military. Along with some other old school favorites like:

 

SNAFU = Situation normal, all fucked up.

BOHICA= Bend over, here it comes again.

LBFMPBR= A derivative of LBFM with 'powered by rice' added.

[Marius]

Don't know if you want to put it in, but a much used word from us in the cold north is Helicopter, is something like Butterfly, but its a word for a person thats

at many bars and many different girls every night 24/7 ;)

[Scumbag]

Justed added that 5 = haa therefore 555 = hahaha. This is something that confused me for a while when I first started posting on the forums.

[diocletion]

Is it worth adding that "Baht" is also used to measure gold (e.g. X Baht of gold)? Seems to be a preoccupation amongst the BG sorority.

 

I think 1 Baht of gold is about 14 grams but I stand to be corrected by better informed BMs.

[fagioutd]

This is under development so if you have any suggestions let me know.

 

5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!??

A2M - Ass to Mouth

Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong)

Baht - Thai currency (about 40 to the US$)

Bar Fine - The fee you pay to compensate a bar owner for taking a lady away from her bar.

BBBJ - Bare back blow job (no condom)

BBBJCIM bare back blow job cum in mouth

BF - Bar fine or boy friend

BG - Bar girl

BJ - Blow job.

BM - Board Member

Boardies - Members of this forum

Boom Boom - Sex

Boomsing - German derivative of boom boom

BTW - By the way

Butterfly - term for a farang that changes ladies often

Chat - Pattaya Chat Forum

Cheap Charlie - Somebody who like to spend as little money as possible.

Chugwow

[nus01]

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Edited August 26, 2007 by nus01

[gregkai]

This is under development so if you have any suggestions let me know.

 

5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!??

A2M - Ass to Mouth

Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong)

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Kee-nee-ow - Thai word for Cheap Charlie

Ting tong - Thai word for crazy (also see Baa)

 

Hi,

Somebody with better thai langage knowledge than myself should confirm, but I think that a better translation for "Baa" is "stupid", eventually "stupid crazy", and is indeed insulting. "Ting Tong", and "Ba ba bo bo" are crazy, or "funny crazy", and are synonyms as far as I know...

I won't mind, and have been many times, been called ting tong or bababobo: I think it is not an insult, I would say I even like it when tg tell that with a smile...Baa (especially without smile) would certainly not put a smile on my face ;)

For Kee-nee-ow (sound more like kii niao for french speaking people ), some may want to know the literal translation: it means sticky (nee-ow) shit (kii), shit that does not want to go away...I find it funny when my ex-tgf explained it to me (after calling me kee niaw a few times, but hey, she was right ;) )

I am currently trying to learn thai, and many words are in fact small expressions with meaning...

Thai is quite funny too learn, not too difficult except for the evil 5 tones, vocabulary related to family and the way to tell the time of the day...

 

Regards,

 

greg/kai

Edited February 12, 2007 by gregkai

[jaffacake]

there's a lot to remember

[cooljinx]

:Best_Wishes:

This is under development so if you have any suggestions let me know.

 

5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!??

A2M - Ass to Mouth

Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong)

Baht - Thai currency (about 40 to the US$)

Bar Fine - The fee you pay to compensate a bar owner for taking a lady away from her bar.

BBBJ - Bare back blow job (no condom)

BBBJCIM bare back blow job cum in mouth

BF - Bar fine or boy friend

BG - Bar girl

BJ - Blow job.

BM - Board Member

Boardies - Members of this forum

Boom Boom - Sex

Boomsing - German derivative of boom boom

BTW - By the way

Butterfly - term for a farang that changes ladies often

Chat - Pattaya Chat Forum

Cheap Charlie - Somebody who like to spend as little money as possible.

Chugwow ? masturbate or hand job

CIM - Come in mouth

DATY - Dining at the Y (oral sex on a woman)

Farang - Thai word for foreigners

FLB - FLB Bar

Freelancer - A lady who is not directly employed by a bar. They can be found in bars (where a BF is required), discos, Walking Street, Beach Road and probably just about everywhere else. Other than in a bar a BF is not payable.

FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

FWC - Fat White Chick

GF - Girl Friend

GFE - Girl friend experience

Hoy - Thai word for shell fish. Often used to refer to female genitalia.

IMHO - In my humble opinion

IMO - In my opinion

Issan - North east area of Thailand. Many BGs come from this area

Ka-toey ? Ladyboy

Kee-nee-ow - Thai word for Cheap Charlie

Khmer - Cambodian

Lady Drink (LD) - A drink purchased for a bar girl. This is the method through which she earns money (through commissions) for spending time with customers.

Ladyboy - see Ka-toey

LB - Ladyboy

LBFM - Little brown fucking machine

LMFAO - Laughing my fucking arse off

LOL - Laugh(ing) out loud

LOS - Land of smiles (ie Thailand)

LT - Long time. Usually this means taking the lady overnight.

Mamasan - Female manager in a bar. She manages the ladies in the bar and helps organise a lady of your choice if required.

Monger - Whore monger.

OTOH - On the other hand

P4P - Pay for play

PI ? Philippines

Poo-chai - Thai word for boy/man

Poo-ying - Thai word for girl/woman

ROTFL(MFAO) - Rolling On the floor laughing (my fucking arse off)

Sabai dee - Thai term for feeling good.

Sanuk - Thai word for fun.

Secrets - Secrets Forum and bar

sexy-A hansum man from Norwich,uk

Smoke - Bar girl euphemism for blow job

SNAFU - Situation normal all fucked up

Soapy - An erotic massage that involves lots of soap and lots of body contact.

Sponsor - A farang who sends a BG money from home. Usually to assist her to stop working in the bar.

Talk - Pattaya Talk Forum

Teerak - Thai for darling.

TG - Thai Girl.

TGF - Thai girl friend

Ting tong - Thai word for crazy (also see Baa)

TiT - This is Thailand

WTF - What the fuck

 

Bar Types Explained

 

Beer Bar: an open air bar . They usually consist of stools arranged around a tight horseshoe bar and perhaps a few tables. You are able to pay bar for ladies at beer bars.

 

Beer complex: a grouping of beer bars. Commonly each bar is owned by different people. Some complexes have a common sound system while in others each bar selects what they want to play.

 

Short Time (ST) Bar: this is usually a closed air-conditioned establishment. The ladies in ST bars will generally give you a lot more personal attention than those in a beer bar. They have rooms attached to the premises or close by. As the name suggests these places concentrate on providing ladies that go short time. It is possible to take a lady long time but it will cost you more than from a beer bar and the ladies are not always keen to go long time. Soi 6 has many short time bars.

 

AGoGo (or GoGo bar): a closed and air-conditioned bar. These establishments have ladies that dance for your viewing pleasure. You may pay bar for any of the dancing ladies who is willing to go with you. Many gogo bars also have show girls. These ladies perform special shows which may be sexually explicit or choreographed dancing. These ladies may also be bar fined but in most establishments will cost more that the dancing girls. There is also a third option in these establishments. The service personal (ie the ladies serving you drinks) may also go with you if they like you. Bar fines and drink prices are higher in these establishments than in beer bars.

 

Hostess Bar: Hostess bars are closed, air-conditioned bars and sort of occupy the middle ground between beer bars and gogo bars. They are somewhat classier that beer bars but on normal nights lack the dancing ladies of the gogo bars. There are ladies that you can pay bar for if you find one that you like. Bar fines and drinks are between those of beer bars and gogo bars.

 

Pub: If you think of a British pub that is more or less what you will find in Pattaya. These places do not have ladies that you can pay bar for. However, you can try your luck with the service personnel just like you can anywhere in the world. You probably stand a higher chance than in your home country.

 

Disco: These are more or less like what you will find at home with one rather large exception. At these places you are almost guaranteed to pick up a lady. Freelancers swarm to these establishments. Many of them are sponsored ladies, students or 'normal' ladies looking for a bit of fun and/or extra money. In Pattaya there is no entrance fee but the drinks are comparatively expensive.

[cooljinx]

Very helpfull, Ill' try these abbreviations

yes good job done but still not sure what flb is is it freelance bar?thanks jeff

[ChrisD]

How would a place like "Sabailand" be described in your abbreviations?

 

Had some good visits there!

 

 

ChrisD

[Tez]

I thought FUBAR was Scottish for 'FOOTBALL'.

[swanks]

Is it worth adding that "Baht" is also used to measure gold (e.g. X Baht of gold)? Seems to be a preoccupation amongst the BG sorority.

 

I think 1 Baht of gold is about 14 grams but I stand to be corrected by better informed BMs.

 

Not being a clever shit but 15.2 G ( Before working ).

 

How about 'Darkling' ( Darling) .

When she smiles at you and looked all loving in front of her friends she's calling you a monkeys arse in Thai !

 

I hear that one almost daily!

 

How would a place like "Sabailand" be described in your abbreviations?

 

Had some good visits there!

ChrisD

 

A soapy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't forget the old favorite

"Buffalo story"

 

A tale of whoa told to a "newbie"( newcomer or tourist ) in the hope of gaining sympathy and Bart .

Cross reference "ATM" !

 

I had a cracker told to me last night in the Angel bar , on Soi 6 .

The girl didn't know I'm an "Ex-pat" ( crusty old sod who lives here , has seen most of the tricks , but still gets stung occasionally )

 

Her Swedish husband find younger wife ( She's 25 ) and just abandon her and two baby's so she have to "Work bar " for first time and she hate it !

Other men not "Good heart" ( Potential mug" ) like me .

 

Then the full tears and sobs as she told me about first baby "No have money for hospital and doctor , have to let him die"

( Thais pay 30Bt to see a doctor and there are many organisations that help sick children and give cheep or free hospital treatment! )

 

The only problem was she had done the same act on one of the lads previously, has worked Soi6 for years and I believe she has 4 sponsors !

Edited March 29, 2007 by swanks

[Scumbag]

How would a place like "Sabailand" be described in your abbreviations?

 

Had some good visits there!

ChrisD

Done! As swanks says Sabailand is soapy.

[buddy1]

Great set of definitions and bar descriptions - but I have seen the expression 'shophouse bar' - what is this please?

[rockhard]

As the name implies. A shophouse converted into a bar. You see these (shophouses) everywhere. These are the rows of shops. Chinese style - one is a hardware store next to a barber shop next to a dress maker ad infinitum. Normally the ground floor is used for commerce & the family live in the floors above. A shophouse is 3 or 4 meters wide. Ideally you buy (or rent) 2 adjoining & knock out some walls to make a decent living room or shophouse.

 

Subailand is a soapy massage parlour.

[elvushi]

What is a GIK please. Seen it a few times in posts. Is it a GF?

[LocalYokul]

GIK is a friend who you can fuck, better than a GF IMHO

[rockhard]

GIK is a friend you can fuck & not pay money.

[Skygod]

Added BiB / LDOP / ST

[rockhard]

YMMV. Your Mileage May Vary. Means your experience might not match my experience.

[Scumbag]

YMMV. Your Mileage May Vary. Means your experience might not match my experience.

Done!!

[rockhard]

Thank you kind sir.

 

One more PB ... PATTAYA BEACH The full name of the resort & town.

[Jimmi]

Does anyone know what "Ta Lin" means? My regular GF keeps saying it to me everytime I tickle her snatch.

[Eneukman]

Does anyone know what "Ta Lin" means? My regular GF keeps saying it to me everytime I tickle her snatch.

 

Lin means tongue but ta has a number of different meanings depending on tone etc. I found this in my dictionary -

 

ทะลิ่น = ทะเลน talin = talehn which means protruding when especially when referring to the tongue. She maybe means that you're sticking your tongue too far out.

 

Anyone with any better ideas?

 

Alan

Edited April 7, 2007 by Eneukman