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Got a big load? Want to get somewhere fast and cheap? Bangkok's tuk-tuk drivers are the go-to guys.

 

Sure, they are known for hassling passers-by, palming cheap gas coupons for dropping hapless foreigners at tailors' shops and inflating prices well beyond the local rate for anyone who doesn't know better.

 

But they're not all bad. And given that almost everyone in Bangkok has ridden in a tuk-tuk at least once, you can bet a lot of weird stuff happens in them.

 

We hit up 11 tuk-tuk drivers to find out some of their most memorable experiences on the job.

 

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Name/Age: Keaw, 54

Work neighborhood: Nonthaburi pier

 

Most memorable experience: "A drunk guy hired me to take him and his friend to Tao Pun. When we got there, I told him the fare was 50 baht. They said 'no way, that's too much, we'll give you 30.' We argued for a few minutes, then they beat me up and ran away."

 

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Name/Age: Law, 44

 

Neighborhood: Soi Rambutree

 

Most memorable experience: "A backpacker told me he'd give me 100 baht if I would pop a wheelie with my tuk-tuk while him and his friends were in the back.

 

So I did it, and the foreigners were cheering. Next thing you know, a policeman shows up and gives me a 400 baht ticket for dangerous driving, scolding me for scaring the tourists. Rather than help me pay for it, the farangs ran away. So I ended up losing 300 baht for that stunt."

 

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Name/Age: Boothun, 53

 

Neighborhood: Pak Khlong Flower Market

 

Most memorable experience: "A woman asked me to drive her to the karaoke bar to get her husband, who was there drinking. 'Wait here, I'm going to catch him cheating,' she ordered.

 

"She ran in, drags him out into the tuk-tuk, yelling at him for messing around on her with one of the workers in the bar.

 

"For a while they just yelled at each other, but then they started slapping and throwing fists. I didn't know what to do so I just stayed quiet and drove slowly. When we finally got to their house, they were still yelling and hitting each other, thrashing around in the back of my tuk-tuk. But at least they remembered to pay me.

 

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Name/Age: Kamon, 52

 

Neighborhood: Wong Wian Yai

 

Most memorable experience: "Once I forgot to take my fare to his destination. This guy was in the back of my tuk-tuk, but I totally forgot he was there and drove to my own home.

 

'Oh! Why didn't you ask me where I was going?' I asked him when I finally turned around and saw him. He said, 'I just thought you had an errand to run and were going to drop me off after you were done.'"

 

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Name/Age: Boonyong, 42

 

Neighborhood: Tao Pun

 

Most memorable experience: "One day, a group of four or five people hired me to take them to a restaurant. They were all really well dressed, probably teachers or government employees.

 

They all climbed in, but the last woman was taking so long. Turns out she was taking off her shoes and climbed up the step in her bare feet. Everyone was like 'what are you doing?!' 'Oh. Yeah. Just got confused for a moment,' she laughed.

 

"That was a first for me. Obviously, nobody ever takes their shoes off to get into a tuk-tuk."

 

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Name/Age: Lert, 53

 

Neighborhood: Saphan Kwai

 

 

Most memorable experience: "Once somebody hired me to pick up a Chinese lady from the hospital and drive her to Yaowarat. She couldn't speak Thai, so started shouting at me in Chinese.

 

"I just thought she was old and crazy, as I couldn't understand her, so I ignored her. When we got to her home, her family came out to get her and she told them what happened.

 

"'Why didn't you stop for her?' they asked. 'She just wanted to go to the toilet.' Sure enough, when I turned around and looked in the back there was a big puddle on the seat."

 

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Name/Age: Thong, 51

 

Neighborhood: Bo Bae

 

 

Most memorable experience: "During the New Year holiday, when the government allows people to use the expressways for free, I took a risk and drove onto one even though tuk-tuks aren't allowed.

 

"Unfortunately a policeman stopped me, and tried to make me give him a few hundred baht or he'd give me a ticket.

 

"'I don't have much money,' I told him. 'So how about I give you 60 baht to cover the 40 baht toll fare and a bit extra.' He agreed. But I only had a 100 baht note so I asked him for change. And he actually gave it to me, though he told me that's the first time he ever agreed to give change on a bribe."

 

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Name/Age: Nitikorn, 42

 

 

Neighborhood: Pak Khlong Flower Market

 

 

Most memorable experience: "Nobody believes me, but I swear this woman put a magic spell on me and made me drive her somewhere for free.

 

"She asked me to take her to Bo Bae, but the whole way she didn't say a word. When we got there, I was frozen. I tried to make myself ask for the money, but couldn't speak. I felt like I couldn't move.

 

"She just slowly slipped out of the tuk-tuk and disappeared into the market. I swear she had special powers or something, but everyone I tell the story to just thinks I was drunk."

 

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Name/Age: Yong, 45

 

 

Neighborhood: Bang Sue

 

 

Most memorable experience: "I was driving along one day when I saw these technical college students fighting. One group was about to attack another, and they had weapons including knives.

 

"So I stopped and told the boys being chased to jump into my tuk-tuk and I got them out of there as fast as I could. When we were a safe distance away I let them out. They tried to pay me but I wouldn't accept it."

 

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Name/Age: Aoun, 42

 

Neighborhood: Phra Nakorn

 

Most memorable experience: "A teenager asked how much to drive him to Ratchada. 'One hundred baht,' I told him. Then he noticed my tuk-tuk is fitted out with big speakers and subwoofers, so he asked me to just drive him and his friends around all night for 300 baht, blaring Mor Lam music the whole time while they drank beer in the back. It was a lot of fun."

 

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Name/Age: Aoun, 54

 

Neighborhood: Khao San Road

 

Most memorable experience: "I was driving around the Khao San area really late at night looking for fares, when I saw a really drunk young foreigner stumbling down the sidewalk trying to flag down a taxi.

 

"I stopped and watched him for a while, and saw that nobody would pick him up. I felt sorry for him, so I offered to take him back to his hotel, though he said he couldn't remember where it was.

 

"I went and bought him some water and eventually we figured out that he was staying on Phra Arthit Road. When I dropped him off he asked me how much so I said 50 baht. He was so thankful he gave me 500 instead, even though I told him it was way too much."

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Excellent. Love to hear these stories from the salt of the earth people.

 

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Some nice stories.. :001_Thank_You5:

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Great originality. I'll give you five stars for it, but don't forget to share them with the tuk tuk drivers.

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Great stuff, love to see something like this done with bar girls.

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Name/Age: Keaw, 54

Work neighborhood: Nonthaburi pier

 

Most memorable experience: "A drunk guy hired me to take him and his friend to Tao Pun. When we got there, I told him the fare was 50 baht. They said 'no way, that's too much, we'll give you 30.' We argued for a few minutes, then they beat me up and ran away."

 

tuktuk8_0.jpg

Name/Age: Law, 44

 

Neighborhood: Soi Rambutree

 

Most memorable experience: "A backpacker told me he'd give me 100 baht if I would pop a wheelie with my tuk-tuk while him and his friends were in the back.

 

So I did it, and the foreigners were cheering. Next thing you know, a policeman shows up and gives me a 400 baht ticket for dangerous driving, scolding me for scaring the tourists. Rather than help me pay for it, the farangs ran away. So I ended up losing 300 baht for that stunt."

 

tuktuk3_0.jpg

Name/Age: Boothun, 53

 

Neighborhood: Pak Khlong Flower Market

 

Most memorable experience: "A woman asked me to drive her to the karaoke bar to get her husband, who was there drinking. 'Wait here, I'm going to catch him cheating,' she ordered.

 

"She ran in, drags him out into the tuk-tuk, yelling at him for messing around on her with one of the workers in the bar.

 

"For a while they just yelled at each other, but then they started slapping and throwing fists. I didn't know what to do so I just stayed quiet and drove slowly. When we finally got to their house, they were still yelling and hitting each other, thrashing around in the back of my tuk-tuk. But at least they remembered to pay me.

 

Tuktuk1_0.jpg

Name/Age: Kamon, 52

 

Neighborhood: Wong Wian Yai

 

Most memorable experience: "Once I forgot to take my fare to his destination. This guy was in the back of my tuk-tuk, but I totally forgot he was there and drove to my own home.

 

'Oh! Why didn't you ask me where I was going?' I asked him when I finally turned around and saw him. He said, 'I just thought you had an errand to run and were going to drop me off after you were done.'"

 

tuktuk4_0.jpg

Name/Age: Boonyong, 42

 

Neighborhood: Tao Pun

 

Most memorable experience: "One day, a group of four or five people hired me to take them to a restaurant. They were all really well dressed, probably teachers or government employees.

 

They all climbed in, but the last woman was taking so long. Turns out she was taking off her shoes and climbed up the step in her bare feet. Everyone was like 'what are you doing?!' 'Oh. Yeah. Just got confused for a moment,' she laughed.

 

"That was a first for me. Obviously, nobody ever takes their shoes off to get into a tuk-tuk."

 

tuktuk6.jpg

Name/Age: Lert, 53

 

Neighborhood: Saphan Kwai

 

 

Most memorable experience: "Once somebody hired me to pick up a Chinese lady from the hospital and drive her to Yaowarat. She couldn't speak Thai, so started shouting at me in Chinese.

 

"I just thought she was old and crazy, as I couldn't understand her, so I ignored her. When we got to her home, her family came out to get her and she told them what happened.

 

"'Why didn't you stop for her?' they asked. 'She just wanted to go to the toilet.' Sure enough, when I turned around and looked in the back there was a big puddle on the seat."

 

Tuktuk7.jpg

Name/Age: Thong, 51

 

Neighborhood: Bo Bae

 

 

Most memorable experience: "During the New Year holiday, when the government allows people to use the expressways for free, I took a risk and drove onto one even though tuk-tuks aren't allowed.

 

"Unfortunately a policeman stopped me, and tried to make me give him a few hundred baht or he'd give me a ticket.

 

"'I don't have much money,' I told him. 'So how about I give you 60 baht to cover the 40 baht toll fare and a bit extra.' He agreed. But I only had a 100 baht note so I asked him for change. And he actually gave it to me, though he told me that's the first time he ever agreed to give change on a bribe."

 

tuktuk11.jpg

Name/Age: Nitikorn, 42

 

 

Neighborhood: Pak Khlong Flower Market

 

 

Most memorable experience: "Nobody believes me, but I swear this woman put a magic spell on me and made me drive her somewhere for free.

 

"She asked me to take her to Bo Bae, but the whole way she didn't say a word. When we got there, I was frozen. I tried to make myself ask for the money, but couldn't speak. I felt like I couldn't move.

 

"She just slowly slipped out of the tuk-tuk and disappeared into the market. I swear she had special powers or something, but everyone I tell the story to just thinks I was drunk."

 

tuktuk5_0.jpg

Name/Age: Yong, 45

 

 

Neighborhood: Bang Sue

 

 

Most memorable experience: "I was driving along one day when I saw these technical college students fighting. One group was about to attack another, and they had weapons including knives.

 

"So I stopped and told the boys being chased to jump into my tuk-tuk and I got them out of there as fast as I could. When we were a safe distance away I let them out. They tried to pay me but I wouldn't accept it."

 

Tuktuk9_0.jpg

Name/Age: Aoun, 42

 

Neighborhood: Phra Nakorn

 

Most memorable experience: "A teenager asked how much to drive him to Ratchada. 'One hundred baht,' I told him. Then he noticed my tuk-tuk is fitted out with big speakers and subwoofers, so he asked me to just drive him and his friends around all night for 300 baht, blaring Mor Lam music the whole time while they drank beer in the back. It was a lot of fun."

 

tuktuk10_0.jpg

Name/Age: Aoun, 54

 

Neighborhood: Khao San Road

 

Most memorable experience: "I was driving around the Khao San area really late at night looking for fares, when I saw a really drunk young foreigner stumbling down the sidewalk trying to flag down a taxi.

 

"I stopped and watched him for a while, and saw that nobody would pick him up. I felt sorry for him, so I offered to take him back to his hotel, though he said he couldn't remember where it was.

 

"I went and bought him some water and eventually we figured out that he was staying on Phra Arthit Road. When I dropped him off he asked me how much so I said 50 baht. He was so thankful he gave me 500 instead, even though I told him it was way too much."

very nice to read this post.It's good,that one think about what and why normally worker do their jobs.It's interesting to look behind the motivation

and the profession,which way they work and sometimes helh people ( for Free ).

they did a good job,and we must honor it in the name of all nameless people do their work every day well.

Make me very sad,that we look to them,run throug an d have forgotten their faces in just a millisecond.Thats not fair.

but that will be the humans "way of life".

we all only hunting for money and sometimes forget the basic line of live.Think about.Cheers.

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great stuff, well done.

good to see you get around to the lesser frequented (by farangs) areas.

that area from Wong Wiang Yai down to the Phra Buddha bridge is my favourite area of bkk.

the people are nicer and the food is much better too.

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Great stuff, fair play.

 

 

:001_Thank_You5:

 

 

So you never wanted a regular type life?

What the fuck is that...? Barbeques and ballgames?

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Name/Age: Keaw, 54

Work neighborhood: Nonthaburi pier

 

Most memorable experience: "A drunk guy hired me to take him and his friend to Tao Pun. When we got there, I told him the fare was 50 baht. They said 'no way, that's too much, we'll give you 30.' We argued for a few minutes, then they beat me up and ran away."

 

tuktuk8_0.jpg

Name/Age: Law, 44

 

Neighborhood: Soi Rambutree

 

Most memorable experience: "A backpacker told me he'd give me 100 baht if I would pop a wheelie with my tuk-tuk while him and his friends were in the back.

 

So I did it, and the foreigners were cheering. Next thing you know, a policeman shows up and gives me a 400 baht ticket for dangerous driving, scolding me for scaring the tourists. Rather than help me pay for it, the farangs ran away. So I ended up losing 300 baht for that stunt."

 

tuktuk3_0.jpg

Name/Age: Boothun, 53

 

Neighborhood: Pak Khlong Flower Market

 

Most memorable experience: "A woman asked me to drive her to the karaoke bar to get her husband, who was there drinking. 'Wait here, I'm going to catch him cheating,' she ordered.

 

"She ran in, drags him out into the tuk-tuk, yelling at him for messing around on her with one of the workers in the bar.

 

"For a while they just yelled at each other, but then they started slapping and throwing fists. I didn't know what to do so I just stayed quiet and drove slowly. When we finally got to their house, they were still yelling and hitting each other, thrashing around in the back of my tuk-tuk. But at least they remembered to pay me.

 

Tuktuk1_0.jpg

Name/Age: Kamon, 52

 

Neighborhood: Wong Wian Yai

 

Most memorable experience: "Once I forgot to take my fare to his destination. This guy was in the back of my tuk-tuk, but I totally forgot he was there and drove to my own home.

 

'Oh! Why didn't you ask me where I was going?' I asked him when I finally turned around and saw him. He said, 'I just thought you had an errand to run and were going to drop me off after you were done.'"

 

tuktuk4_0.jpg

Name/Age: Boonyong, 42

 

Neighborhood: Tao Pun

 

Most memorable experience: "One day, a group of four or five people hired me to take them to a restaurant. They were all really well dressed, probably teachers or government employees.

 

They all climbed in, but the last woman was taking so long. Turns out she was taking off her shoes and climbed up the step in her bare feet. Everyone was like 'what are you doing?!' 'Oh. Yeah. Just got confused for a moment,' she laughed.

 

"That was a first for me. Obviously, nobody ever takes their shoes off to get into a tuk-tuk."

 

tuktuk6.jpg

Name/Age: Lert, 53

 

Neighborhood: Saphan Kwai

 

 

Most memorable experience: "Once somebody hired me to pick up a Chinese lady from the hospital and drive her to Yaowarat. She couldn't speak Thai, so started shouting at me in Chinese.

 

"I just thought she was old and crazy, as I couldn't understand her, so I ignored her. When we got to her home, her family came out to get her and she told them what happened.

 

"'Why didn't you stop for her?' they asked. 'She just wanted to go to the toilet.' Sure enough, when I turned around and looked in the back there was a big puddle on the seat."

 

Tuktuk7.jpg

Name/Age: Thong, 51

 

Neighborhood: Bo Bae

 

 

Most memorable experience: "During the New Year holiday, when the government allows people to use the expressways for free, I took a risk and drove onto one even though tuk-tuks aren't allowed.

 

"Unfortunately a policeman stopped me, and tried to make me give him a few hundred baht or he'd give me a ticket.

 

"'I don't have much money,' I told him. 'So how about I give you 60 baht to cover the 40 baht toll fare and a bit extra.' He agreed. But I only had a 100 baht note so I asked him for change. And he actually gave it to me, though he told me that's the first time he ever agreed to give change on a bribe."

 

tuktuk11.jpg

Name/Age: Nitikorn, 42

 

 

Neighborhood: Pak Khlong Flower Market

 

 

Most memorable experience: "Nobody believes me, but I swear this woman put a magic spell on me and made me drive her somewhere for free.

 

"She asked me to take her to Bo Bae, but the whole way she didn't say a word. When we got there, I was frozen. I tried to make myself ask for the money, but couldn't speak. I felt like I couldn't move.

 

"She just slowly slipped out of the tuk-tuk and disappeared into the market. I swear she had special powers or something, but everyone I tell the story to just thinks I was drunk."

 

tuktuk5_0.jpg

Name/Age: Yong, 45

 

 

Neighborhood: Bang Sue

 

 

Most memorable experience: "I was driving along one day when I saw these technical college students fighting. One group was about to attack another, and they had weapons including knives.

 

"So I stopped and told the boys being chased to jump into my tuk-tuk and I got them out of there as fast as I could. When we were a safe distance away I let them out. They tried to pay me but I wouldn't accept it."

 

Tuktuk9_0.jpg

Name/Age: Aoun, 42

 

Neighborhood: Phra Nakorn

 

Most memorable experience: "A teenager asked how much to drive him to Ratchada. 'One hundred baht,' I told him. Then he noticed my tuk-tuk is fitted out with big speakers and subwoofers, so he asked me to just drive him and his friends around all night for 300 baht, blaring Mor Lam music the whole time while they drank beer in the back. It was a lot of fun."

 

tuktuk10_0.jpg

Name/Age: Aoun, 54

 

Neighborhood: Khao San Road

 

Most memorable experience: "I was driving around the Khao San area really late at night looking for fares, when I saw a really drunk young foreigner stumbling down the sidewalk trying to flag down a taxi.

 

"I stopped and watched him for a while, and saw that nobody would pick him up. I felt sorry for him, so I offered to take him back to his hotel, though he said he couldn't remember where it was.

 

"I went and bought him some water and eventually we figured out that he was staying on Phra Arthit Road. When I dropped him off he asked me how much so I said 50 baht. He was so thankful he gave me 500 instead, even though I told him it was way too much."

 

 

Thaks for the post I really enjoyed them made me laugh. Thanks.

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really enjoyable to read and see. i love these real tales.

Went to Pattaya 26 times in 3 years, and now back in Farangland married to a girl I met on my second trip I miss the mateship that I developed in my time in Pattaya, and a lot of Addicts boys are a part of that. Not a big forum user these days but like to look in now and then

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I love the guy who forgot he had a fare. Priceless. I like the response too from the customer. Awesome find! :001_Thank_You5:

:) Life happens when you're busy making plans :)

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nice read. Some of the experience quite funny especially the lady go and find his husband in bar.

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