Check up when returning home

[bob85]

I'm curious as to what a check up involves?

Are they able to check for all STD simply with a blood test?

 

I spoke to a bloke in a gogo whilst in Pattaya and he was saying they have to jam a tube down the end of your dick?

Is this true?

Ither way I'll be going but would like to know what I am in for!

[joltme1313]

really??

[scaffman]

hi bob in england its just a blood test now think it will be the same for you

[Barfly]

Got my 20,000 mile service two weeks ago.

 

Turn up to the clinic without pissing that morning. They want your first piss of the day in a bottle for analysis.

 

Next a nurse takes a little swab from just inside your jap's eye (not much fun but not really painful).

 

Then give a little blood, this also goes off for analysis.

 

The hole service checks you out for Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea, Syphilis, and HIV.

 

Oh yeah, the doc then gave my balls a good squeeze claiming be checking for testicular cancer – cheeky little minx.

 

All said and done it ain't much fun, but the all clear is one of the best feelings in the world.

[bob85]

At the doctors now.. Mainly because my foot feels like it is broken, which I think is impossible.. Don't know why it is so sore? Surely I'm to young to get gout?

 

But going to ask about my check up.. But think I have to wait 28days for a HIV check.

[bob85]

Getting tested for clymidia, gonneriha, HIV, herpes etc with a simple blood and urine test. Have the results next week

[marshallman69]

The swab down the japs eye seems to be less and less obligatory these days, my last few check ups involved only giving a urine sample plus blood. Whilst the swab isnt exactly painful it's an unusual and sightly uncomfortable feeling I'm happy to avoid.....years ago one female Dr shoved it virtually into my ball sack and when I complained she said "try childbirth for real pain".....man-hater.....

[JCayabo]

Do you get the swab and blood tests done at the clinic, or at the hospital?

[tez101]

Where would the best place in pattaya be for a check up or if you thought you got

something doctors or hospital or other clinic?

[skippytingtong]

Where would the best place in pattaya be for a check up or if you thought you got

something doctors or hospital or other clinic?

 

i have never been to a hospital but do know of others that have. i have only ever been to the clinics, the ones with the green cross, and more than once for various reasons. Some, to put it nicely, they dont fuck about and straight up ask you how many girls in one week you take. where does it hurt and show me the puss. this is quickly followed by an injection in your ass with some serious antibiotics, with some other pills for chlamidiya or whatevs.

 

the injection is for ghonnorehae, however the fuck it is spelt. if you like the can do a swab and send it off for testing, just like western drs do. But when your pee pee is barking tears of gunk there really isnt alot a test is going to show except the breed of the dog that has made a kennel of your cock..

 

Also when you get home the chances of being seen to immediately are almost zero.(im from austra lia.) and the shit they inject there(in thai) is the most powerful, you see its like this. because std are very common they are developing resistance to the drugs. so you get the most powerful there is. in aust you get a pill. in thai you get cold steel. I waited once to get home and go through the system but never again. just get seen there its quicker more effective and less humiliating. also be aware some of the pills that are supposed to clean you out make your piss turn red and your cum a brown color... beleive me its true...

the clinis that did the swab n test was opposite Soi 6 over second rd. onother i visited was in the soi next to boystown, pattayland soi 2 i think. on the right on the corner near 2nd rd.

 

to summarise i would get checked and fixed before choosing to leave and come home every time. but now im a good boy and only use cover. coz after spending over a year there i now know there a girls working that have all sorts of problems and i mean all sorts.... astamp in a book is a stamp in a book. not as if you can read thai, could be a stamp for a free happy meal for all u know..

[marshallman69]

Where would the best place in pattaya be for a check up or if you thought you got

something doctors or hospital or other clinic?

 

 

I used a couple of places, one close to Soi 15 (Babydolls/What's Up area) and the one in the link road by the entrance to WS, where Beach Road turns left up 2nd Road. Both were fine - at least one sent the samples to the hospital anyway with results back after a few hours. I had the large injection in the ass and the pills that turn your urine funny colours. There are clinics dotted all over near WS and my guess is they see a lot more people for STD reasons than other ailments so would have reasonable confidence in them for this aspect.

[bob85]

Playing the waiting game now. Because I have to go to work this week i wont be going back to the doctors until next Monday.

I'm my mind i'm thinking yeah i'll be fine..

but yeah hate for the results to come back positive for something

[Hua Ngoo]

Where would the best place in pattaya be for a check up or if you thought you got something doctors or hospital or other clinic?

 

Doctor Olivier

Swiss Guy in Soi Day Night, Google him. Has map etc. on the website.

Sends blood, urine tests to Bangkok Hospital Pattaya, takes 2 or 3 days.

Complete confidentiality. Give another name if your worried. No passport required.

[asb79163]

where is the best place in patts to get an HIV check? I've seen an HIV quick test clinic on south road. should i trust the cleanliness?

[I Love You Longtime]

where is the best place in patts to get an HIV check? I've seen an HIV quick test clinic on south road. should i trust the cleanliness?

 

Pattaya Memorial 700 Baht all the girls from Devils Den are tested there on a monthly basis!

 

Result is in 1 hour via a blood test.

[dacitycowboy]

your never to young to get gout, i started getting it when i was 17.

[frogger]

At the doctors now.. Mainly because my foot feels like it is broken, which I think is impossible.. Don't know why it is so sore? Surely I'm to young to get gout?

 

But going to ask about my check up.. But think I have to wait 28days for a HIV check.

 

Yes it is gout, it fucking kills. I had it from about 18, still get it now if i stop drinking,But ive never had it in pattaya....But i never stop drinking.........

[tatman]

I went for check up last week,had same checks plus throat swab.Had first results back today ok,just waiting on hepatitus results.Had my check up after 9 weeks back home and was advised to have another check up at 12 weeks.

[aaaa1111]

Do the clinics in the UK cost money? I ask because I know there are free clamydia testing clinics, but are there also free 'all in one' clinics which test for every STI?

[FIGO_0710]

I always get full check-up and booster checks after every trip,big butch lesbian docter at the local clap clinic lectures me everytime about thailand...the only way i can die now in thailand is if i get squished by a bahtbus or buffalo sits on me...everything else i am officially immune

[marshallman69]

Do the clinics in the UK cost money? I ask because I know there are free clamydia testing clinics, but are there also free 'all in one' clinics which test for every STI?

 

 

Anything attached to the NHS is free - virtually all large hospitals have a sexual health clinic on site, just google GUM or STD clinics and your locality.

Private hospitals/Clinics/GPs will also do it but charge you up to £200 for a full MOT.

[bob85]

I went to the doctors today and got my test results.

Go the all clear on Herpies, Gonnerrhea, Sphyilis but was told I didn't get checked for Hep B, Hep C or HIV.

I heard a few different things on this forum in regards to HIV tests but according to my Doctor you do still have to wait 3 months before it'll show up.

[0898]

Do the clinics in the UK cost money? I ask because I know there are free clamydia testing clinics, but are there also free 'all in one' clinics which test for every STI?

 

 

GUM Clinics are free and you don't have to give real details (if you want anonymity. Can give you same day HIV test, same day indication you have chlamydia etc but takes a week to confirm specifics.

[Jonny5]

I've been a few times....swab down ur japs eye n blood test...I've been back 2 wks now..and had in ichy nob the last wk...guess I've got thrush...agian...oh well