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[theaus]

I'm sure I've seen a thread like this before, but I cannot find it, feel free to move.

 

last night I went to the restaurant my girlfriend works at for a couple of beers. The normal guy who is the DJ/assistant cook come handy man was not there and there was this Filipino lady there who wanted to sing a bit of karaoke. My GF and her mates were struggling with the system so I offered to help, they were so glad they walked away and left me to it.

 

Anyway one of the songs this lady wanted to sing was by Englebert Humperdinck, I found it, put it on for her and went back to my chang for a drink and a smoke. As I sat down my GF said to me, "I think I too young to know this one darlink, who sing this"? I said "yes I think you too young, man called Englebert Humperdinck".

 

She asked again, "Eagle Bird who"?

 

I cracked up 555555

 

Anyone got some more of these classics?

[Londonboy]

Not sure if this is what you were asking but I love trying to teach them to sing Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, gives me hours of amusement listening to Ludolph

[slick67]

She asked again, "Eagle Bird who"?

 

Eagle Bird Hump my Dick!