All hands on deck !

[Dick Farang]

Under the header “Mr.Dick, Boost Your Health and Appearance” (and not aware of the fact that I live in Thailand) Royal Orchid Plus (Thai Airways) sent me the following email:

 

“Dear Mr.Dick FARANG,

 

If good health and appearance is important to you and your significant other, these special offers are for you.

 

Practice prevention with a complete medical check-up, put your best smile forward with professional dental care, consult about hair transplants or select a cosmetic treatment designed for men.

Book today and save.”

 

See more:

 

http://www.thailandmedtourism.com/HBH/ROPEmail-ForHim/index_basicfore_server.htm

[Scumbag]

Maybe they are trying to tell you something....lol

[Dick Farang]

Maybe they are trying to tell you something....lol

 

Just wondering what.

[Blake1]

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I guess that this is for your Thai GF 555555

Edited March 17, 2011 by Blake1

[Dick Farang]

I guess that this is for your Thai GF 555555

 

SHE gets enough USEFUL spam in HER email:

 

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[luvlad]

Hair transplants, teeth whitening, dick enhancement, ... 555

[Perthie]

Don't feel offended Mr D, I got exactly the same e-mail from Thai Airways promoting all the healthy things I could have done to myself by travelling to Thailand with them. Maybe if they had a package for flight, hotel and a stunner LT every night I'd have been more interested.......

 

Cheers

 

Perthie

[3on1]

Don't feel offended Mr D, I got exactly the same e-mail from Thai Airways promoting all the healthy things I could have done to myself by travelling to Thailand with them. Maybe if they had a package for flight, hotel and a stunner LT every night I'd have been more interested.......

 

Cheers

 

Perthie

Your wheelchair won't be a problem for them I guess.

[Dick Farang]

Under the header “Shockingly Beautiful Deals” Royal Orchid Plus (Thai Airways) sent me another email:

 

“Dear Dick FARANG,

 

New laser and cell repair technology can rejuvenate specific areas or your overall appearance without invasive procedures and a lengthy recovery period. On offer are a selection of packages to enhance your beauty.

Book today with spectacular savings.”

 

See more:

 

http://www.thailandmedtourism.com/HBH/ROPEmail-ShockPrice/index_basicfore_server.htm

 

I fear I am a little bit too old for the “Laser Rejuvenation” stuff.

[leadpencil]

You can easily opt out if you do not wish to receive their emails.

 

Bangkok Airways has started doing the same thing although most of their 'special deals' are still ridicuously expensive.

[Dick Farang]

You can easily opt out if you do not wish to receive their emails.

 

Bangkok Airways has started doing the same thing although most of their 'special deals' are still ridicuously expensive.

 

I find them funny.

[Harmen]

Just wondering what.

Each farang is an ATM.

[Dick Farang]

Each farang is an ATM.

 

Spot on.

[LEA]

Each farang is an ATM.

555

[SSI]

Each farang is an ATM.

Sigh.

[stuckiniraq]

I'm still not sure why Thai Air doen't offer a "Happy Endings" class of travel for those of us who can afford the luxury.

 

Oh well.

[Dick Farang]

I'm still not sure why Thai Air doen't offer a "Happy Endings" class of travel for those of us who can afford the luxury.

 

Oh well.

 

Good idea.