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As planned, my girlfriend is now pregnant, I am going to do a thread with all the costs, problems and stuff you need to do, from first check up, until getting the baby a UK passport.

 

I will be asking some questions here along the way.

 

 

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good luck, its a long road and bloody expensive! see you in Mothercare in a few months

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Many congratulations me darling...Fantastic idea for a thread..See you all in February :Hug1:

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Haha the polar opposite of "a wank is money in the bank".

 

Victim #191 = LaaMok.

 

Congrats though :GoldenSmile1: :GoldenSmile1: :P

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As planned, my girlfriend is now pregnant, I am going to do a thread with all the costs, problems and stuff you need to do, from first check up, until getting the baby a UK passport.

 

I will be asking some questions here along the way.

Congratulations to you both. Great idea about the thread, I guess the mechanics of actually making babies is already pretty well covered in other sections of the forum.

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As planned, my girlfriend is now pregnant, I am going to do a thread with all the costs, problems and stuff you need to do, from first check up, until getting the baby a UK passport.

 

I will be asking some questions here along the way.

 

Congratulations, especially as you only actually stayed in for two nights.

 

I'm pleased to say that I (hopefully) won't need to stay glued to this thread, but I shall be popping in from time to time to see how it's going.

Good luck.

Will you be booking her in at Sattahip or are you planning a DIY home delivery?

Should we start a book (illegal gambling) on the anticipated birth weight and sex?

I'll go for an 8kg boy.

 

Finally (for now) do we have a wedding date, or more importantly a Stag do date?

 

 

Haha the polar opposite of "a wank is money in the bank".

 

Victim #191 = LaaMok.

 

Congrats though :GoldenSmile1: :GoldenSmile1: :P

 

Well spotted - a Change My Signature may be in order.

Suggestions for the second line of existing from budding poets?

It would help if it's going to be a boy named Hank, but then Johnny Cash might come to mind.

 

Any news re Shivers' expectations?

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good luck, its a long road and bloody expensive! see you in Mothercare in a few months

 

It wont be a fraction as expensive as going out drinking, getting laid and eating in fine restaurants!

 

I currently have 4 friends with babies 0-1 years old, I have been keeping an eye on prices.

 

Many congratulations me darling...Fantastic idea for a thread..See you all in February :Hug1:

 

I am sure it will come in handy for quite a few :-)

 

I can see a few members finding this thread useful :Circle_Sharks: not me though :GoldenSmile1:

 

Next year, you'll be all over the thread :-)

 

Haha the polar opposite of "a wank is money in the bank".

 

Victim #191 = LaaMok.

 

Congrats though :GoldenSmile1: :GoldenSmile1: :P

 

If I had only stuck to wanking!

 

Congratulations to you both. Great idea about the thread, I guess the mechanics of actually making babies is already pretty well covered in other sections of the forum.

 

I certainly had alot of practice down Soi 6! Not sure whether that would gain me any brownie points or not!

 

Congratulations, especially as you only actually stayed in for two nights.

 

I'm pleased to say that I (hopefully) won't need to stay glued to this thread, but I shall be popping in from time to time to see how it's going.

Good luck.

Will you be booking her in at Sattahip or are you planning a DIY home delivery?

Should we start a book (illegal gambling) on the anticipated birth weight and sex?

I'll go for an 8kg boy.

 

Finally (for now) do we have a wedding date, or more importantly a Stag do date?

 

I had two nights out in BKK the other day, I have unlimited brownie points! I will be having the birth in Sattahip hospital, I suspect a C section is likely, due to our different sizes! Not sure if we will have a heavy baby, I was the smallest in my family at birth.

 

The wedding is mid April, waiting for dates from chuckwow, as he is doing it on the same day, we are also trying to rope in, other victims.

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I heard that as long as she is on top when you cum she can't get pregnant... it's just gravity.

 

Oh and, up the bum no babies :001_Thank_You5:

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I heard that as long as she is on top when you cum she can't get pregnant... it's just gravity.

 

...........................

 

That can't be right because if Laamok had been on top it would have been no more GF - it's just gravity. :Think1:

 

 

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Suggestions for the second line of existing from budding poets?

It would help if it's going to be a boy named Hank, but then Johnny Cash might come to mind.

 

A wank is money in the bank...

 

...a baby is money down the drainey :LMAO1: :LMAO1: :LMAO1: :LMAO1: :LMAO1: :LMAO1: :LMAO1:

 

 

 

 

:NoSad1:

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you see what happens when barebacking lol

seriously though congratulations and i hope you wedding plans go well

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A wank is money in the bank...

 

...a baby is money down the drainey

....................

 

 

Tut tut - now first of all that isn't nice. :MonkeyFight::NoNo3:

 

 

Where would you be if your Mum and Dad had thought like that?..........Oh, I see what you mean. :Number1a::GrinNod1:

 

 

 

Call me old fashioned (I am) but in my day poems were supposed to rhyme.

Adding 'ey' to 'drain' doesn't help at all.

 

If the baby was going to be called "Tank' you might be on the right tracks but 0/10 so far. :Teacher1:

 

 

Will you be over for the Wedding? Maybe we could have a whip round. :Flying:

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If the baby was going to be called "Tank' you might be on the right tracks but 0/10 so far. :Teacher1:

 

 

Will you be over for the Wedding? Maybe we could have a whip round. :Flying:

 

A wank is money in the bank.

A baby is money down the drainey.

An angelface spends money at pace.

A little darling's spiralling costs are alarming.

A toddler costs dosh alotta.

A bambino makes money go cheerio.

 

For a poem to not rhyme, is no crime.

 

Who'd call a baby Tank, ya plank?

 

 

 

I doubt I'll be there for the wedding, I will try and get back before the wee nippers graduation.

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I heard that as long as she is on top when you cum she can't get pregnant... it's just gravity.

 

Oh and, up the bum no babies :001_Thank_You5:

 

Up the bum, no harm done :P

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Five months ago it cost 6,500 baht for the delivery and 2 nights in a private VIP room at Sattahip we were there 3 days altogether.

 

I can't fault the care and professionalism of the staff, and the facilities if anything goes wrong are first class.

 

Expect to wait a couple of hours during the regular check ups during the pregnancy though.

 

Al.

 

Edit; the 6,500 is actually 2 bills one for 5,500 for the delivery and room and one for the baby 1,000 anyhow it was 6,500 all in.

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Congratulations, Bryan!

 

:Chokdee: Here's to hoping the baby looks like the Mother!

 

 

 

By the way, when is the baby shower?

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Congrats on a job well done.....

 

Give my regards to your better half

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Thanks guys. We worked out the date of when its due, in an online calculator

 

14th of September 2011

 

Great personalised info of all the stages http://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy-due-date-calculator?sub=true&lmp=true&month=11&day=8&year=2010&x=124&y=10

 

We went to a clinic today, we managed to find a clinic that is ran by a doctor that works at Queen Surikit Hospital, which is our local hospital. Its only open 5 pm onwards and they specialise in pregnant women, my GF had a stomach scan and we seen a small black hole, too early to see much.

 

She was prescribed folic acid tablets, and she has been asked to return next month, for another scan, blood test and an injection of some sort.

 

Total bill 400 baht.

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Congrats on the pregnancy!

 

I'll be keeping a close eye on this thread since Baby and I are going to try making a baby next month. :GoldenSmile1: If successful, ours will be born 2 months behind yours.

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LaaMok,

 

Congratulations to you and your GF! :Number1a:

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I can see a few members finding this thread useful :Circle_Sharks: not me though :GoldenSmile1:

I'm sure it won't be long now.

 

 

Should we start a book (illegal gambling) on the anticipated birth weight and sex?

I'll go for an 8kg boy.

3Kg Katoey :)

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Congrats on the pregnancy!

 

I'll be keeping a close eye on this thread since Baby and I are going to try making a baby next month. :GoldenSmile1: If successful, ours will be born 2 months behind yours.

 

I got some baby making tips! What I learnt recently.

 

1. Wanking twice a day doesnt help

 

2. Shagging girls down Soi 6, wont get her pregnant, I realised this after 6 months.

 

3. Plan for the three day window when she can get pregnant.

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