Quiet Please !

[Dodgy]

I have a small problem, No, it’s not my dick size, although hands up, I may well be hung like a Japanese circus midget.

 

The problem is I Snore like a Steam Train.

 

To this end I always pack a few sets of those industrial dense foam Ear Plugs. These I offer to whatever TG has agreed to take my money and make an old man very happy for the night. Just before we lapse into the world of Nod. I explain my issue to them making various pig type noises, telling them they would probably stand more chance sleeping on a speaker in a Walking Street Disco at Midnight.

 

I demonstrate how these are used, rolling them between my fingers before showing them they go in their ears and not somewhere else. I usually get the response like,

 

“No poblum not snore too muks”

 

However upon waking, staring over at the pretty young thing at my side, I see, highlighted by their lovely black hair, fluorescent buds in their ears. I know then that they’ve got up in the night and tracked down the Ear buds so can only imagine my nightly grunting must be pretty bad.

Any tips for snore cures most welcome, you will make several young ladies very happy.

 

Cheers

Dodgy

[Buddy Edgewood]

Breath-right strips?

 

 

Or maybe get a CPAP test and then get a CPAP gizmo?

 

http://www.ehow.com/facts_5611679_cpap-test_.html

 

Along with your bed mate, you're probably not getting good sleep either.

 

I suffer from the same thing (really bad snoring), but I've yet to undergo the CPAP test, although many people have recommended it to me. Perhaps after I return from LOS...

[Soi Six Snatch Sniffer]

my advice to you pal is to stay up all night shagging your lady, send her on her way at around 9am and then get your head down. be sure to give your cleaning lady a set of earplugs though or she might not clean your room. hope this helps.