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68% - FAIL

BARGIRLS CAN FAKE AN ORGASM BUT I CAN FAKE A WHOLE RELATIONSHIP

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I failed with 17 correct (need 18 to pass).

But I think that's pretty good, considering I'm an American.

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I failed on my first attempt(71%) and would have been turfed out of my own country :Oops1: but ( passed on the 2nd attempt (88%) but wouldn't have been given the chance of taking a 2nd test so I would have been detained :Jail1: handcuffed, then chucked onto a plane :Flying: to some 3rd world country :wacko:

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One of my UK baised Thai friend's took and passed the test (she from a well off Thai family and has lived in the UK under various types of visa's for about 7 years). She speaks very good English.

 

She told me the offical book to study for the test was rubbish and it was better to use one one the guides to passing the test (if it helps anyone who's wife etc is trying to pass)

 

She told me the biggest problem was understanding the poor English of the Indian staff in the test centre, and when she finished an Indian woman told her 'congratulations you have passed' to which she replied 'thanks, have you?'

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54% FAIL!

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75% and I am Irish

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54% fail, but why it asked me history questions is beyond me doesnt america have something similar ?

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lol i failed as well! questions seem to be narrowly aimed within the tiny scope of what a civil servant might know (lots of govermentment facts and figures on immigration atc.)

 

Spot on.

 

I failed on 51%

 

Half the questions are totaly irrelevant and you can see the PC brigadge have had their input.

The suffrigette movement, trade unions, the EU all gets a mention.

 

Not a single questions on British history.

The magna carta, Kings, famous battles, Celts/Saxons/Angles/Vikings/Roman and Normans, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, the industrial revolution, adam smiths wealth of nations, the abolition of slavery, the british empire, the consitutional monachy, England/Wales/Scotland and Northern Ireland, Nelson and trafalgar, battle of Britian, the few we owe so much to and will never forget....

 

Apparently we don't need to know any of that stuff to be british...

But the suffrigette movement can't be forgotten, and its essentail they know the right place to enquire about maternity/paternity leave and if mobile phones need insureance!

 

It makes me want to weep sometimes

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Despite being from UK - Fail 74%. Some tough questions there for foreigners. I don't see how they would know, or even need to know some of them

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50% and failed, what a relief

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I failed convincingly :Grin_Jump1:

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I am Norwegian so I did not expect to pass anyway, failed with 54%.

I can happily scratch UK off my list of countries to retire in, getting closer and closer to only having one option left on my list.

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I failed got 54%. Just as well I am off late this year or early next. Has to be better than hear. Last one leaving turn the lights out??????

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We should use this test on ALL 16yr olds taking GCSE's

 

I am willing to bet at least 75% FAIL

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Failed at 58%, and again at 71%. Just as well they introduced the Citizenship Test here in Australia 20 years after I arrived from England, or they'd have sent me back to the UK on the next flight.....

 

Cheers

 

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We should use this test on ALL 16yr olds taking GCSE's

 

I am willing to bet at least 75% FAIL

 

lol - I was born in the UK 60+ years ago and have lived here all my life and still failed ..... :)

 

Maybe the corrupt UK government should deport me 5555555

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Passed - just 75%

 

What stupid questions.

 

One of their answers is actually wrong. Does council tax depend upon the number of people living in the property. They say no, but actually it does, single occupancy properties are 25% cheaper. Also another one, what is the normal voltage in sockets, they offer 220 or 240, it is actually 230. And as for % of pop living in Scotland, %of ethnic minorities, what year women got right to divorce, and other irrelevant historical junk what has that got to do with anything, surely it ia about being able to live in UK now. I bet 90% of the UK population wouldn't know some of the answers...

But...what do I know?

 

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

- Voltaire

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Passed - just 75%

 

What stupid questions.

 

One of their answers is actually wrong. Does council tax depend upon the number of people living in the property. They say no, but actually it does, single occupancy properties are 25% cheaper. Also another one, what is the normal voltage in sockets, they offer 220 or 240, it is actually 230. And as for % of pop living in Scotland, %of ethnic minorities, what year women got right to divorce, and other irrelevant historical junk what has that got to do with anything, surely it ia about being able to live in UK now. I bet 90% of the UK population wouldn't know some of the answers...

 

Indeed!

 

The cynics amongst us might even think it was a test designed and intended to keep people out rather than admit them in? But surely not!

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46% fail and i have lived here all my life lets hope they get rid of me

MIKE

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Do they have to do the test to get a settlement visa or when they apply for citizenship ?

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Do they have to do the test to get a settlement visa or when they apply for citizenship ?

 

Citizenship

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Citizenship

Thank god.I can think of a certain town in Yorkshire where half the population would be getting pushed back over the white cliff's of dover :Laugh1:

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98 percent..is that a pass.

 

Edge to Reg.

 

Says in the small print that anyone scoring over 90% isn't allowed to leave.

 

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I got 63% so I'll stay here. GoldenSmile1.gif

 

 

 

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