when have u told a lie to get to pattaya?

[odiecologne]

this post goes out to any PA's who have or had a missus back home.

 

what stories have u spun to get to patts? i know a lot of guys who come to patts and have either a wife or girlfriend back at home, and everyone has their own way of being able to go there regularly without having to take their missus!

i was with my ex for 5 years until i found pattaya. after the first time i went to patts the worst thing was trying to think of how i could go back, it killed me! first of all i tried to break up with her which lasted all of 2 weeks until she seduced me back with her Dcups. when we got back together i was so depressed because i thought i would never get back there again, but one day i thought of an idea to go back without her knowing.

we were living in london at the time so europe was easy enough to get to so i told her i was going to croatia for 10 days with some boys from work. it took a bit of convincing but she finally let me go. i ended up going to croatia because she wanted to see me off at the airport.

anyway i ended up taking 10 days worth or photos in 2 and even bought a croatia t-shirt and an apron for my missus. the next day i flew back to london to stanstead and caught a 2 hour bus ride to heathrow where i waited 6 hours for my plane to bangkok and then to patts where i could only spend a week! it was a great week and i loved every minute of it! i ended up back in london, got a root as soon as i got there and the mrs didn't suspect a thing! we ended up breaking up about 8 months later cause she caught me cheating on her. she never did find out about my secret trip to patts, but now the stress is gone and i come and go as i please. yeeha!

 

can anyone top that, or am i really just that fucked up...

[eatmstrmndd]

Two good excuses.

 

1. Fishing trip with the boys.

2. I don't want to go to PTT, but <insert name of newbie> has never been. It's like going to Sydney for the first time, everyone wants to go to Kings Cross. What can I do?

 

I've told her I am going, but always it is a side trip, not the main attraction.

[jamm01]

My standard tale is I am going on a golf trip to Patts with a group of guys because the golf is Sooo good there. I usuall golf at least 2 days to get a sun tan and get my clubs dirty. The golf is good, but there is plenty of good golf in the Philippines...i go to LOS for the mongering and to get drunk with my friends. The group I travel with is the Manila DOGS golf club. A group of drunken expats that sees golf tours as an excuse to go drinking and whoring. I dont think my wife believes that I am a good boy but going with the golf group does give me plausable deniability.

[Going4Siam]

I dont tell them. I go to Jomtien, which offcourse is totally different and far far away from that filthy place. Why Jomtien? Close to the airport and easy access to rest of the country.

 

These days I only say I go to Chon Buri district . People go to Phuket for the beaches and Chiang Mai for elephant trekking.

Chon Buri? Nobody cares and Im not lying..

[andysox]

Walking holiday in Turkey was the cover for my first trip when I was still with the wife. I moved out not long after my return. Fifth trip in July.

[mike s]

My second visit to LOS back in Sept 2007.

 

Was still with the ex-wife then so had to come up with a story.

 

I spent weeks creating invitations to travel, view and advise on property purchase in LOS, at various locations

all with photo's, invites, case studies and comments from previous people that had been on the trip.

 

They were perfect, so much so that I gave copies to 3 workmates as invites, and all said they would come as it seemed

a great deal, to which, I had to confess they were all forged and no-one could believe it.

 

Spent 14 glorious days in patts.

 

Back in the UK and I was divorced within 18 months. !!!!

 

13th or 14th trip planned for June 24.

[gentleman2010]

You guys not always go to Pattaya for the golf?? , i mean the courses are great!

[reddevil]

this post goes out to any PA's who have or had a missus back home.

 

what stories have u spun to get to patts? i know a lot of guys who come to patts and have either a wife or girlfriend back at home, and everyone has their own way of being able to go there regularly without having to take their missus!

i was with my ex for 5 years until i found pattaya. after the first time i went to patts the worst thing was trying to think of how i could go back, it killed me! first of all i tried to break up with her which lasted all of 2 weeks until she seduced me back with her Dcups. when we got back together i was so depressed because i thought i would never get back there again, but one day i thought of an idea to go back without her knowing.

we were living in london at the time so europe was easy enough to get to so i told her i was going to croatia for 10 days with some boys from work. it took a bit of convincing but she finally let me go. i ended up going to croatia because she wanted to see me off at the airport.

anyway i ended up taking 10 days worth or photos in 2 and even bought a croatia t-shirt and an apron for my missus. the next day i flew back to london to stanstead and caught a 2 hour bus ride to heathrow where i waited 6 hours for my plane to bangkok and then to patts where i could only spend a week! it was a great week and i loved every minute of it! i ended up back in london, got a root as soon as i got there and the mrs didn't suspect a thing! we ended up breaking up about 8 months later cause she caught me cheating on her. she never did find out about my secret trip to patts, but now the stress is gone and i come and go as i please. yeeha!

 

can anyone top that, or am i really just that fucked up...

Alls well that ends well

[jorma]

you never lie if you say I'm going to have some sun and swimming and that's it and if they want to know where I sunbathe and swim you just have to come with me I say

[swagman]

My second visit to LOS back in Sept 2007.

 

Was still with the ex-wife then so had to come up with a story.

 

I spent weeks creating invitations to travel, view and advise on property purchase in LOS, at various locations

all with photo's, invites, case studies and comments from previous people that had been on the trip.

 

They were perfect, so much so that I gave copies to 3 workmates as invites, and all said they would come as it seemed

a great deal, to which, I had to confess they were all forged and no-one could believe it.

 

Spent 14 glorious days in patts.

 

Back in the UK and I was divorced within 18 months. !!!!

 

13th or 14th trip planned for June 24.

 

So, No regrets then? LOL

[stuckiniraq]

Sucks for the rest of us that you found someone, pulled her of the market, and still felt the need to mess someone elses ride up too.

 

Aint you grand.

[djudd]

No way would i tell my missus that im going to patts

I just tell her im off to singapore for work and might stop on and go to somewhere like kl or hanoi etc

We go to patts for one thing and one thing only