10 achievements that make you a senior monger

[Menethil]

The transition from novice monger to experienced monger involves a lot more than just shagging a large number of escorts. It's a gathering of achievements that you must have experienced to be considered a graduated guy.

 

How many of these achievement have you got? Here are more details of the poll above:

 

1- Shagged an escort girl

If you haven't got this one, you shouldn't even be here reading this. Get away from the computer and go out there, you're missing an important thing in your life.

 

2- Got some bonus

Sometimes the girl kinda likes you, and does something that she usually refuses (like anal sex, or staying for longer) just to please you (and probably to hook you up for the next time), without charging any extras for that. Even a free shag maybe.

 

3- Been in an ankward (that sould be avoided) situation because of the girl

This one may cover a lot of weird experiences - like being in the middle of a fight between 2 girls, take a girl to your hotel and she freaks like an angry wife, offering her a ride home and end up in a very far ugly/dangerous neighborhood, having to wait 2 hours in the hair salon reading women's magazines.

 

4- Fell in love for an escort girl

A critical one. Either you marry her (taking her away from the nightlife), or you will experience every kind of embarassing situation that is possible.

 

5- Made the girl quit the job/bar/club to stay just with you

By being soft hearted or in love, it can happen to us all. She is a crazy 3-holer that even takes DP, but she opens her heart to you and cries because she wants to quit...how can you resist this? You will try, and you will fail. But congratulations, this sad experience got you the 5th achievement!

 

6- Always learning about new monger stuff

Knowledge. Lubricants, condoms, places to go, places to avoid, drink prices, girl-friendly hotels and tons of information that are usually only found between mongers. And some things change really fast, so you need to keep yourself updated by talking to monger friends, checking websites, forums and mainly living by yourself. If you know more about mongering than about the history of your contry, check this.

 

7- Seen the girl you really wanted to go with another customer, right before your eyes

escorts make their profit by production. And yes, you're not the only one. Sooner or later it will happen, learn to deal with it (and be faster in the next time!)

 

8- Arranged a meeting, and the girl didn't show up

She is not there, or she tells you that she can't stay with you in that day. Not a big deal in Pattaya (you can pick another one in less than 10 seconds), but in other countries it can be very annoying. Sometimes you pay a good hotel in your only avaliable timespan of the month, and end up with the hand (and will have to pay for the hotel)!

 

9- Got harassed by a crazy girl (that calls you at ankward times, chases you)

She calls you in the middle of important meetings, family reunions and work. Send you XXX rated SMS in the night even when knowing that you're married. You just wished you had picked a different girl, or at least didn't give her your phone number!

 

10- Shagged at least one different escort for every year of your current age

That's it. So, if you're 35, at least 35 DIFFERENT escorts (same girl twice doesn't count).

 

Hope you guys like it!

[MrDK]

1. Boom Boom

2. Paid for services

3. Waited for my turn

4. STD Test

5. Boom Boom two girls

6. Done most any combination of ST, LT, 2-some, 3-some, 4-some, Sister, Twin, ....

7. Multiple pops during most ST

8. Never resorted to an Escort girl

9. Have no quantifiable clue as to how many girls shagged.

10 Boom Boom more than two girls

[Alex the Hedonist]

The transition from novice monger to experienced monger involves a lot more than just shagging a large number of escorts. It's a gathering of achievements that you must have experienced to be considered a graduated guy.

 

How many of these achievement have you got? Here are more details of the poll above:

 

1- Shagged an escort girl

2- Got some bonus

3- Been in an ankward (that sould be avoided) situation because of the girl

4- Fell in love for an escort girl

5- Made the girl quit the job/bar/club to stay just with you

6- Always learning about new monger stuff

7- Seen the girl you really wanted to go with another customer, right before your eyes

8- Arranged a meeting, and the girl didn't show up

9- Got harassed by a crazy girl (that calls you at ankward times, chases you)

10- Shagged at least one different escort for every year of your current age

 

Hope you guys like it!

 

1. First p4p fuck at 16...been doing em on and off ever since! I am one of those guys that sometimes just prefers to fuck and go. (check)

 

2. Too many to mention...ranging from anal to free fucks to having her invite a friend for a 3-some romp. (check)

 

3. Too many to mention...including giving one that I had fucked many times a ride home to a dangerous neighborhood (san jose, costa rica), where she lived with her mom, two sisters, brother and her 2yr old kid...first time I went to her home, I fucked her in her room (made sure I was loud enough for her sisters to hear what we were doing cuz Im a perv, stayed til morning, woke up to see her younger sister (barely 18, braces, body to die for) come down stairs for breakfast in short-shorts and I got an instant hard-on...within the week ended up fucking her sister (non-p4p girl, I just took her shopping and then back to my room) and of course her sister in p4p found out and we had a quite a scene. (check)

 

4. Once in USA (stripper), twice in Costa (p4p), twice in Thailand (p4p)...ya, Im a sucker! But all in good fun. (check)

 

5. Once in Thailand...the relationship lasted 1 week (end of 1 trip), the 3 months between trips, and 2 weeks of the next trip before being shattered by the usual reasons...money (her and her family needs) and wandering eye (me). (check)

 

6. The internet is a mongers best friend...lol. (check)

 

7. Too many times to mention. (check)

 

8. Yes, both Costa Rica and Pattaya...just part of the game. (check)

 

9. Yes, with a qualifier...I have never mongered when I was married...but have when I was "involved" and living with a girl. The "crazy" girls are the worst...just can't take a hint or act with reason. (check)

 

10. Yes, in fact, I'm somewhere around 3/year for sure...approaching 4. (check)

 

Cheers, Alex

Edited November 7, 2010 by Alex the Hedonist

[Maraca]

8 in 10.

 

Waiting for the "10 ach. that make you a Advanced monger".

 

PS: To much XBOX-360 for you my friend. Need to go back to Pattaya, XD

[kpdxxx]

Nice post... however I have an alternative top 10

 

1. Had a filthy 3some on Soi 6.

They may not be lookers, young and slim, but they were slim, slutty and cheap... and the ST room was grotty.

 

2.Picked up a freelancer from a disco

Whether is from Walking Street disco or Walking Street these girls can be an eclectic mixed back of shop workers, ex gogo girls or just lazy bitches. To go hunting is to really go mongering

 

3. Shagged a non p4p girl

Have you managed to get a hotel receptionist? All mongers should be on the look out for fun at any opportunity.

 

4. Gone bareback then worried afterwards.

True mongers are screwing and really getting into it. This will happen once and you must worry about getting something later on.

 

5. Screwed a ladyboy

You have either done this because you were bored with non stop tgs or you got duped and wondered afterwards why that pussy was so sandy and slack. As long as you came back stronger and looking for more TG's then you are a monger who knows what they like

 

6. Got an STD

That penis discharge is a badge of honour... you are a 4 star general of whoring after getting this war wound.

 

7. Farm Fresh

You have to search these out, but after a great hunt there is nothing better than a bit of cherry popping

 

8.Diversified

To be a true monger you cannot go to pattaya once a year, you must be trying different countries and girls

 

9.Lost your head, then come to your senses

You need to have fallen for a girl... but they fallen for the siren song of more mongering and gone back to your old ways.

 

10.Belong to a mongering forum

2 weeks a year is not mongering. You must be spending a few minutes everyday looking at TR's and checking out new info and places to stay. Mongering is 80% fucking, 20% prep work

Edited November 7, 2010 by kpdxxx

[Menethil]

Nice post... however I have an alternative top 10

 

1. Had a filthy 3some on soi 6.

They may not be lookers, young and slim, but they were slim, slutty and cheap... and the ST room was grotty.

 

2.Picked up a freelancer from a disco

Whether is from walking street disco or walking street these girls can be an eclectic mixed back of shop workers, ex gogo girls or just lazy bitches. To go hunting is to really go mongering

 

3. Shagged a non p4p girl

Have you managed to get a hotel receptionist? All mongers should be on the look out for fun at any opportunity.

 

4. Gone bareback then worried afterwards.

True mongers are screwing and really getting into it. This will happen once and you must worry about getting something later on.

 

5. Screwed a ladyboy

You have either done this because you were bored with non stop tgs or you got duped and wondered afterwards why that pussy was so sandy and slack. As long as you came back stronger and looking for more TG's then you are a monger who knows what they like

 

6. Got an STD

That penis discharge is a badge of honour... you are a 4 star general of whoring after getting this war wound.

 

7. Farm Fresh

You have to search these out, but after a great hunt there is nothing better than a bit of cherry popping

 

8.Diversified

To be a true monger you cannot go to pattaya once a year, you must be trying different countries and girls

 

9.Lost your head, then come to your senses

You need to have fallen for a girl... but they fallen for the siren song of more mongering and gone back to your old ways.

 

10.Belong to a mongering forum

2 weeks a year is not mongering. You must be spending a few minutes everyday looking at TR's and checking out new info and places to stay. Mongering is 80% fucking, 20% prep work

 

Good one, but some of your achievements are only doable in Pattaya or Thailand.

 

And your number 5 is very polemic, I'd pass that.

Edited November 7, 2010 by Menethil

[Devil Plaything]

1- Shagged an escort girl

That's a pretty minimal requirement!

 

2- Got some bonus

A variety of things - 'opened' a few girls 3rd hole, for instance.

 

3- Been in an ankward (that sould be avoided) situation because of the girl

Hell yes - my speciality! Hard to top - first trip to Cambodia I hooked up with younger of two sisters, but after meeting older sister was actually more drawn to her. Younger sister was playing possessive so older sister & I pretended we were 'just good friends'... or we were supposed to be. When older sister invited me to her daughter's birthday party she seemed to forget it was a secret, 'causing some upset. Awkward moment - both sisters stripping off in front of me to take a shower, then both trying to persuade me to spend the night, and debating which one of them I would sleep with if I did. All in front of their mother. (end result, I declined to stay at all).

 

4- Fell in love for an escort girl

Too many times.

 

5- Made the girl quit the job/bar/club to stay just with you

Never made one quit, but had a couple quit spontaneously.

 

6- Always learning about new monger stuff

That's why I'm here.

 

7- Seen the girl you really wanted to go with another customer, right before your eyes

Hurts more when the customer she goes with is one of your friends, it turns out

 

8- Arranged a meeting, and the girl didn't show up

Got stood up by a Soi 6 girl on Valentine's Day this year. To be fair I'd stood up my actual girlfriend to see her, so I probably deserved it.

 

9- Got harassed by a crazy girl (that calls you at ankward times, chases you)

Said girlfriend. Took me 4.5 months to convince her that when I said "I not want girlfriend" I actually meant it.

 

10- Shagged at least one different escort for every year of your current age

Nearer 10

[asshole]

Shit, I am on number 23 in yout list. If a monger sould have, should have, or should not have, done it. I am on the list.

 

Now I am older, wiser, and smarter. Meaning I will still something stupid given enough provocation (too much alcohol and a very cute girl)/

[Thaihot]

Great thread.

 

Good stuff & funny.

[Edge]

Never fallen in love with one or made one quit the bar, so I only got 8.

 

However, in my book those 2 would score as minus points for a "Senior Monger".

[notlogic]

I want to see if I can check honestly 8 of those without ever checking the first...

 

Okay, maybe that's a horrible idea. Going to see just how many I can check after my first trip in a couple months, though. What's a reasonable number to shoot for?

[brewster]

What do you mean by an "escort girl"? Not many of them in Pattaya and the escorts in BKK are ridiculously expensive. Why would anyone pay for an escort when there are bargirls, gogo girls and freelancers everywhere?

[eanto]

What do you mean by an "escort girl"? Not many of them in Pattaya and the escorts in BKK are ridiculously expensive. Why would anyone pay for an escort when there are bargirls, gogo girls and freelancers everywhere?

 

I think he means a bargirl/gogo who will 'escort' you back to your loom!

[Menethil]

I think he means a bargirl/gogo who will 'escort' you back to your loom!

 

That's right. I avoided using bargirl because it would look like that these achievements had to be done in Thailand.

 

This poll is about barigirls/gogos/hookers/escorts all over the world, you are able complete all of these in almost any country.

[fostraswift]

i agree with edge...

any more than 8 and your not a "senior monger" whatever that is

Edited November 8, 2010 by fostraswift