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Riddles in Thai


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Here are some riddles in Thai. Can you guess the answers?

 

ค่อนข้างยากนะครับ บางข้อผมก็ตอบไม่ค่อยได้เลย แล้วผมจะมาเฉลยพรุ่งนี้นะครับ

 

1. อะไรเอ่ย ไม่ตักก็เต็ม ขึ้นไปเต็มบนยอดไม้?

2. อะไรเอ่ย ฟันไม้ผุ ทะลุถึงแก่น ถึงแท่นดินสอ ถึงบ่อน้ำใส ถึงหัวใจหนุมาน?

3. อะไรเอ่ย กะโล่ดำ คว่ำบนดิน?

4. อะไรเอ่ย ที่ลุ่มมีหนอน ที่ดอนมีน้ำ?

5. อะไรเอ่ย มาจากเมืองลาว ผ้าขาวคาดพุง?

6. อะไรเอ่ย มาจากศรีราชา มีตารอบตัว?

7. อะไรเอ่ย ตอนสาวอยู่กับแม่ ตอนแก่ตามฝัง?

8. อะไรเอ่ย เกิดเพราะไฟ สลายเพราะลม?

9. อะไรเอ่ย พ่อไม่ได้ตี แม่ไม่ได้ด่า ไปนั่งชายป่าทำหน้ายู่ยี่?

10. อะไรเอ่ย ห้าพี่น้อง ท้องไม่มีขน?

11. อะไรเอ่ย มีแขนมีตัว หัวไม่มี?

12. อะไรเอ่ย มีฟันมากมาย แต่กินอะไรไม่ได้?

13. อะไรเอ่ย อยู่ข้างฝา มองหาไม่เห็น?

14. อะไรเอ่ย มีตารอบตัว มีหัวจุกอยู่ตรงกลาง?

15. อะไรเอ่ย มีขาสองขา มีตาสองตา กายาไม่มี?

16. อะไรเอ่ย มีสองขา หน้าตาไม่มี เวลาจะขี้ต้องถอด?

17. อะไรเอ่ย มาจากเมืองจีน ถือศีลเมืองไทย?

18. อะไรเอ่ย มาจากอังกฤษ มีฤทธิ์ทั่วหัว?

19. อะไรเอ่ย กางขาตาเดียว ปากเบี้ยว นิ้วกระดิก?

20. อะไรเอ่ย หกเส้นอยู่ข้างหน้า สองตาต้นหน ท้ายติดกริช ท้องติดเครื่องยนต์?

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I can't even guess the questions

"I'd rather fuck a stunning starfish than a wild pig" - Texas Skibum

 

"You're in the Disneyland for adults. If you plan to be there any length of time, don't keep riding the same ride over and over. Even Space Mountain gets pretty fucking boring after a couple rides." - Texas Skibum

 

"Only in Pattaya can you fuck a girl and then she says ' Tim Tim i have a younger sister, Can you please fuck her as well?'" - Sharkman

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Maybe for people who can't read thai, you should transliterate to roman characters?

Although I can see the original post on paknam does not have transliteration.

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Maybe for people who can't read thai, you should transliterate to roman characters?

Although I can see the original post on paknam does not have transliteration.

 

Try and copy and paste here:

 

http://www.thai-language.com/dict

 

in the "bulk lookup" text box, or here:

 

http://www.thai-language.com/bulklookup

 

You get the word-decomposition of the sentence, the transliteration, as well as a possible translation of every word or word group.. I use it often, much better than the "automated" translators!

I don't believe there's a lie in every smile.

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Number 8... born because of fire, disappears/scatters because of wind.. it's ash...?

I don't believe there's a lie in every smile.

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Number 8... born because of fire, disappears/scatters because of wind.. it's ash...?

 

I would think ash also.

 

12, I guessed saw, as i've heard it before with that answer.

 

I don't think i'd get anymore of these if they were in English, heh.

 

 

 

What about this one, you'll kick yourself if you don't get it:

 

อะไรเอ่ย ดำกลับว่าสะอาด แต่พอขาวกลับว่าสกปรก

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What about this one, you'll kick yourself if you don't get it:

 

อะไรเอ่ย ดำกลับว่าสะอาด แต่พอขาวกลับว่าสกปรก

 

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1) = Hoc ? (number 6)

Edited by SP1

Life's too short!

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Number 8... born because of fire, disappears/scatters because of wind.. it's ash...?

... or smoke!!!!

 

Number 16.... trousers?

I don't believe there's a lie in every smile.

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Ahh no ..1= Coconut

Life's too short!

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..and 2) = Coconut??

 

3) Buffalo

Life's too short!

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4) Bee-hive

Life's too short!

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5) Water Minosa (pak khra-chet)

Life's too short!

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6) Pineapple

Life's too short!

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7) Troublesome grass

Life's too short!

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9) Lady do kaka!

Life's too short!

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10) Fingers

Life's too short!

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11) Shirt

Life's too short!

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12) Saw/Comb

Edited by SP1

Life's too short!

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13) Ear

Life's too short!

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14) Fishing net

Life's too short!

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15) Pair of glasses

Life's too short!

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16) Trousers

Life's too short!

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17) Candle

Life's too short!

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