Secrets VIP Retreat

[wombat]

 

can you picture yourself lounging in the VIP Retreat pool with your favourite darling(s) ?

 

Playing Ping-Pong!

 

Just hangin' out...

 

Loungin' in the grass

 

She likes to play ball...

 

Something for dinner? Cooking facilities available!

 

Up to the loft...

 

Dining room... YUM!

 

Out on the porch...

 

Join you for a quick bite?

 

How about a short dip in the pool?

 

How many girls fit on a float?

 

See anything you like?

 

Refreshing!

 

Shhhh... just don't tell!

 

Four ladies and only one ball... something doesn't seem right...

 

Relaxing unposed...

 

Just good clean fun!

[ginandjuice]

nice chicks ;)

[Ned Kelly]

At 5,000 Baht per night,you must be joking Wombat.

 

No room service.

 

No restaurant.

 

No bar.

 

You clowns at Secrets are a laugh,1000B bar fine for some bird in shorts,and now this.

 

Although there are plenty of suckers who are infatuated with anything Secret,dopes.

 

Ned

 

Ned

[sexy beast]

Ned please I'm getting tired of the continuing Secrets bashing, if its not for you then move on! There is no need for that type of response to a in any section let alone the bussiness section.

[Guest Qwert06]

At 5,000 Baht per night,you must be joking Wombat.

 

No room service.

 

No restaurant.

 

No bar.

 

You clowns at Secrets are a laugh,1000B bar fine for some bird in shorts,and now this.

 

Although there are plenty of suckers who are infatuated with anything Secret,dopes.

 

Ned

 

Ned

 

 

Moan moan fucking moan. Look, NO ONE puts a gun to your head to go to places that are a bit more expensive. They are brilliant additions to the place as far as i'm concerned.

 

As i keep saying PATTYA THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING!!!!

[LaRon]

Seems like an alright place. I bet I would of thought that it was the shit if I'd seen more wemon.

[Jake]

I would have thought that Ned was entitled to his view

 

Jake

[LaaMok]

I would have thought that Ned was entitled to his view

 

Jake

 

I totally agree, I think it was the way he said it!

[Skygod]

What does the 5000 baht a night actually get you?

[MIGHTYONE]

Good post Wombat, but lacking in real information. Not for me, but be interested in where is the location and like George what you get. I personally see no harm in the post.

[LaaMok]

Good post Wombat, but lacking in real information. Not for me, but be interested in where is the location and like George what you get. I personally see no harm in the post.

 

 

"One Bed Room 5,000 THB per night

 

Two Bed Rooms 7,000 THB per night

 

Three Bed Rooms 9,000 THB per night

 

Minimum 2 night booking on all rooms."

 

 

http://www.pattaya-addicts.com/forum/index...;hl=vip+retreat

[LBJ]

Looks more like you're selling the ladies instead of the accomodations.

[bangkoknick]

Looks nice, hope it works well for you guys.

[Dean]

"One Bed Room 5,000 THB per night

 

Two Bed Rooms 7,000 THB per night

 

Three Bed Rooms 9,000 THB per night

 

Minimum 2 night booking on all rooms."

http://www.pattaya-addicts.com/forum/index...;hl=vip+retreat

LOL no thanks

so for the price of a 2 bed room for 2 nites...or i can stay in a cracking place in the centre of the action for the same money for a month... hmmmm

[cjtrader]

For that price, please tell me it comes with a girl, or possible two.

[Gene]

All I can say is WOW if you cant find something here your dead.. Although expensive

[chokdee bob]

Somebody will pay it...hell if I get enough drink on you never know....

[wombat]

All I can say is WOW if you cant find something here your dead.. Although expensive

 

call in and see us in town

[spicymartin]

Terrific job of advertising Wombat.... great pics, good camera. Do you have a brochure advertising the place with the same pics?

Big question..... is the pool totally secluded? As in, could someone party with a bevy of your (or anyone's) beauties naked around the pool? If so then I can't understand anyone complaining about the price.... shit, just for the opportunity to have your own private skinny dipping and slap 'n' tickle party in the heart of things.... there MUST be some guys who'd want to club together and party on down with about a dozen of your babes in the pool!! No more having to schlep all the way to Resort Caroline (even though it's now closed)!!

Cheers.

 

........... and who is this, pray tell? Looks a wee bit more mature than the others, but WOW, a real stunner.

[Lumbai5]

Terrific job of advertising Wombat.... great pics, good camera. Do you have a brochure advertising the place with the same pics?

Big question..... is the pool totally secluded? As in, could someone party with a bevy of your (or anyone's) beauties naked around the pool? If so then I can't understand anyone complaining about the price.... shit, just for the opportunity to have your own private skinny dipping and slap 'n' tickle party in the heart of things.... there MUST be some guys who'd want to club together and party on down with about a dozen of your babes in the pool!! No more having to schlep all the way to Resort Caroline (even though it's now closed)!!

Cheers.

 

........... and who is this, pray tell? Looks a wee bit more mature than the others, but WOW, a real stunner.

 

 

I agree a real stunner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[routeman]

At 5,000 Baht per night,you must be joking Wombat.

 

No room service.

 

No restaurant.

 

No bar.

 

You clowns at Secrets are a laugh,1000B bar fine for some bird in shorts,and now this.

 

Although there are plenty of suckers who are infatuated with anything Secret,dopes.

 

Ned

 

Ned

 

Duplicate this post on "Secrets" board and chances are you will be instantly banned without that % warning bullshit attached to your name!

[LaaMok]

Duplicate this post on "Secrets" board and chances are you will be instantly banned without that % warning bullshit attached to your name!

 

Hey routeman, Secrets moderation issues shouldnt be discussed across here. Also thanks for your contibution two weeks ago when you said pattaya addicts is shit!

 

 

edit- it seems he was refering to another site, I assumed it was Pattaya addicts.

 

http://www.pattaya-addicts.com/forum/index...ost&p=60450

[whitespider - RIP]

Duplicate this post on "Secrets" board and chances are you will be instantly banned without that % warning bullshit attached to your name!

 

Guys to try and make this clear - Secrets (forum) makes no bones of the fact that they have a business to run/promote/protect and therefore are within their rigths to delete competitors posts.

 

We, on the other hand, have NO business to promote so allow all forms of (legititmate) promotions from all business owners in Pattaya.

 

As and when Secrets post then they are aware that they open themselves up to criticism but we would like to see that remain constructive. The poster Dale refers to seems to make a habit of "Secrets bashing" hence the polite request as opposed to removing his post which was an option.

 

My own opinion is that anyone considering paying 9000 a night for a 3 bed house in Pattaya is off their rocker and 5000 to "share" it with two strangers must be deranged. HOWEVER it has its obvious benefits too which some people will LOVE.

 

Lets try and keep the Business Owners section a place where people can advertise legitimately and, by choosing to do that, accept they may get a few knocks but lets try and keep the "bashing for bashings sake" to a bare minimum i.e. zero.

[wombat]

My own opinion is that anyone considering paying 9000 a night for a 3 bed house in Pattaya is off their rocker and 5000 to "share" it with two strangers must be deranged. HOWEVER it has its obvious benefits too which some people will LOVE.

 

thankyou for bringing up that point.

 

no body will ever have to "share" the Secrets VIP Retreat.

Edited June 8, 2007 by wombat

[whitespider - RIP]

thankyou for bringing up that point.

 

no body will ever have to "share" the Secrets VIP Retreat.

 

If I am mistaken then I am pleased you have clarified it. I "understood" that one room was 5000 baht which kind of implies the others are available to other people.

 

Is it that I can pay for ONE room for 5000 but have the entire house to myself? Thats a far nicer deal

 

Could be a good point to clarify as it had certainly made me assume the worst.