Who dares to question the almighty and powerfull great wizard of....Pattaya. Bring me the walking brooms sticks of the wicked ones from the west.

As for the good men with soft hearts, dont be a soft touch, please be strong and try not to throw your life savings hard earned money down the toilets of rentable ladies, in the end they will NOT thank you for it ,and only intend on seeing you as a walking free A.T.M. you could lose everything and end up jumping off your balcony.

ive been lucky, even though i only choose 'good girls', with respectable jobs, no girlfriend of mine has yet ever proved worthy of getting 'too close' to me and getting past my 'James Bond' name, which i chose the day i stepped foot in Pattaya many years ago to keep me from Pattaya's gold[glitter]diggers.

 

ALL Grumpy old men who reply to this will be hung, drawn and quartered and their heads be stuck upon a very tall spike upon the entrance of London Bridge, for all to see and the ravens to eat.

 

The Royal Glitterman hath spoken.

 

EDIT BY MODS - All BM's should be aware that there is no proof that the person posting as Glitterman is actually the person regularly seen riding around Pattaya on a bicycle, dressed in a gold.

Edited May 18, 201016 yr by Shuggy

The Wombats the smartest animal I know. It eats roots and leaves!

 

PS: The Galah is the stupidest bird I have ever heard of. Some guys act just like em!

Edited April 28, 201016 yr by BSJ

they are all "good girls" just depends how good

That really is the Glitterman. When I spoke to him one day I shook hands with him and told him my name and asked him his. He immediately replied "James Bond" without hesitation nor so much of a flicker of an eyelid nor even a hint of a smile. On hearing this peculiar response to a civil, friendly remark I took my leave and thought then that he might be a few sandwiches short of a picnic. His last two topics and the reference to James Bond have confirmed my suspicions.

I heard he went to get circumcised but they had to call the op off as the surgeon was quoted in the lancet " there is no end to this prick"