Glitterman Speaks About Pattaya's Tourism.

[glitterman]

Usually On my daily one and a half hour round i am photographed every twenty seconds, by every nationality, with every form of camera; from the roadside,cars,mopeds, backs of taxis and large coaches full of Japanese tourists. These thousands of photos, videos, national and international newspapers and telly news, and even simple word of mouth have directly or indirectly done alot for Pattaya's tourism.

Many people ask me that because im a tourist attraction do i get any special visa treatment or Thai grants, The answer is ''no, never, but i wish they would''.i have to keep flying of to Laos to get a tourist visa, usually through an agent and often costing over 20,000 baht [without the extentions].Also i have never made one single baht from being the Glitter/Golden Man [newspapers and telly never pay]. so i dont make money i lose it,the feathers on the show bike alone cost over 6000 baht at 300 baht each, alkaline batteries for the cassetteplayer have to be replaced every two weeks costing 1000 baht a month,[rechareable are impractable] ect ect ect , but thats all okay as im very rich, but not as rich as my uncle who the media put him as the seventh wealthiest man in England with 1.6 billion, yes thats billion and not million english pounds. [i dont know about any figures since i came to Thailand, so these figures are about 8 years old].

 

Look after your tourist attraction, Pattaya!!!, and realise that i am 'the most photographed expat in the history of Thailand'.

Or i may just decide to hang up my hat, call it a day and kill off my Glitterman creation, just like a good friend of mine the rockstar David Bowie killed of his alter ego 'Ziggy Stardust' in the 70s..... Yes thats what ill do..............And so the golden Glitterman, the last of the dreamers picked up his bag of Secrets and journied up the mountain side, far above the clouds and nothing was ever heard of him again, except for the sound of his eight bycycle horns.

 

The Royal Glitterman Hath Spoken.

 

EDIT BY MODS - All BM's should be aware that there is no proof that the person posting as Glitterman is actually the person regularly seen riding around Pattaya on a bicycle, dressed in a gold.

Edited May 18, 2010 by Shuggy

[LaaMok]

I have seen and read about you many times! Keep up the good work! I see you have done a similar thread here

 

http://www.pattaya-addicts.com/forum/topic/54495-glitterman-speaks-about-glitterman/

[Elcubanito]

You're talking about yourself in the 3rd person; there's no way I can ever take anything you say seriously.

[LaaMok]

You're talking about yourself in the 3rd person; there's no way I can ever take anything you say seriously.

 

Something doesn't add up, he has done the same thread on almost every Pattaya and Thailand forum.

[noodles]

I passed you today on Soi Buakow and asked if you'd started posting on PA and PL and you had no idea what i was talking about.

[hazze]

Hmm. does seem like a hoax.

But why would someone bother?

[LaaMok]

Hmm. does seem like a hoax.

But why would someone bother?

 

You would be amazed at the things people do to the forums, for seemingly no apparent reason. Boredom or self amusement comes to mind.