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I watched my little club play their hearts out today and hold the divisions big Guns Norwich to a 3-3 draw when we should have actually won it. Went 3-2 up in stoppage time and I thought we were gonna pull off a famous win like we used to in our giant killing days in the FA Cup as a non league team.

 

Off topic already...But we started a hilarious song behind the goal winding up the Norwich fans...

 

"You're just a bus stop near Ipswich..."

 

Had me in stitches

 

So..here is your chance to post your favourite from your club...

 

Cheers

IF ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL WHERE IS THE REST OF MY PENIS?

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The Ji Sung Park song:

 

Park Park where ever you may be

You eat dogs in your own country

It could be worse

You could be a scouse

Eating rats in your council house

Big Brother is watching you. - George Orwell
Live, travel, adventure, bless, and don't be sorry. - Jack Kerouac
Find what you love and let it kill you. - Charles Bukowski 
Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me. - Immanuel Kant
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. - Confucius 
I wish I could show you when you are alone or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being. - Hafiz of Shiraz
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star. - Friedrich Nietzsche 
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire 
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde
The general public doesn't know what's happening, and it doesn't even know that it doesn't know. - Noam Chomsky
What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. - Christopher Hitchens 

 

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The Ji Sung Park song:

 

Park Park where ever you may be

You eat dogs in your own country

It could be worse

You could be a scouse

Eating rats in your council house

 

Build a bonfire, Build a Bonfire put the scousers on the top,

Put the City in the middle,

and then burn the f***ing lot....

 

And the famous one about Adebayor and elephants which I won't post because someone at United complained it wasa racist song.

Absolute tripe in my opinion but I won't post it in case the thread goes off topic!

So come on Liverpool fans what are the songs at Anfield?

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Build a bonfire, Build a Bonfire put the scousers on the top,

Put the City in the middle,

and then burn the f***ing lot....

 

 

You know that. :LMFAO:

 

I'd rather fuck a bucket with a big hole in it than be a citeh fan for just one minute.

Big Brother is watching you. - George Orwell
Live, travel, adventure, bless, and don't be sorry. - Jack Kerouac
Find what you love and let it kill you. - Charles Bukowski 
Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me. - Immanuel Kant
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. - Confucius 
I wish I could show you when you are alone or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being. - Hafiz of Shiraz
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star. - Friedrich Nietzsche 
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire 
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde
The general public doesn't know what's happening, and it doesn't even know that it doesn't know. - Noam Chomsky
What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. - Christopher Hitchens 

 

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Heres one for ugly.

 

You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney,

You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney,

He used to play for EFC and now hes shagging OAPs

Fat Wayne Rooney,

Wants to shag your gran...

All ive got in this world are my word and my balls and i dont break them for nobody

 

 

Money Number 1

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Just got this Gem sent me...

 

He's half a girl, and half a boy Torres, Torres

He looks just like a Transvestite Torres, Torres

He wears a frock, He loves a cock

He sells his arse on Albert Dock

Fernando Torres

Carragher's bit on the side.....

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Stevie stone stevie stone( Ex Nottingham forest)

He had no hair but we dont care

Stevie stone stevie stone

 

 

Feed the scousers feed the scousers

Do they know it is christmas time

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Stevie stone stevie stone( Ex Nottingham forest)

He had no hair but we dont care

Stevie stone stevie stone

 

 

Feed the scousers feed the scousers

Do they know it is christmas time

 

Was a good player in his time. Creative..England used to create more when he played.

Lot of anti scouse ones LOL can't think why!

I'm sure Liverpool have some of their own...

Let's hear em..The Rooney one was good.

You from Forest? You used to wallop us regularly in league 1

Except once....I'm sure you don't need reminding LOL

 

Here's another Yeovil one when we play teams from the North...(or ANYTHING north of Bristol!!)

 

Goes out at night, drinks ten pints, absolutely plastered

when he gets back in, he beats his wife

DIRTYY NORTHERN B***ARD

 

I won't write any more scouse songs cos it's not fair trying to be impartial even though I have a Man U shirt....LOL

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Was a good player in his time. Creative..England used to create more when he played.

Lot of anti scouse ones LOL can't think why!

I'm sure Liverpool have some of their own...

Let's hear em..The Rooney one was good.

You from Forest? You used to wallop us regularly in league 1

Except once....I'm sure you don't need reminding LOL

 

Here's another Yeovil one when we play teams from the North...(or ANYTHING north of Bristol!!)

 

Goes out at night, drinks ten pints, absolutely plastered

when he gets back in, he beats his wife

DIRTYY NORTHERN B***ARD

 

I won't write any more scouse songs cos it's not fair trying to be impartial even though I have a Man U shirt....LOL

No, I,m United through and through even though I have lots of mates from Liverpool and stayed over there for weekends(Without United Shirt, :) ).. Was sick last night over the loss against villa.. Should beat em to be level with Chelsea.. They lost their ground few times now.. Strange premiership this season. We could see exciting last three months... United need to buy big centre backs to cover the injuries.

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Feed the scousers feed the scousers

Do they know it is christmas time

Those loveable, cheeky-chappy, salt-of-the-earth Scousers are the butt of many songs sung at Stamford Bridge, including the above. And especially at this time of year. Anyone heard the one sung to the tune of 'I wish it could be Xmas everyday.'?

It's in extremely poor taste, but funny as fuck regardless!

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Adebayor, Adebayor,

He's hung like an elephant,

His wife's a bit sore.

 

Adebayor, Adebayor,

He cost less than Berbatov,

He scores a lot more.

 

Adebayor, Adebayor,

He kicked Van Persie,

His face is a bit sore.

 

The baby's not yours, the baby's not yours,

Oh Wayne Rooney,

It's Adebayor's...

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City till I die

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Adebayor, Adebayor,

He's hung like an elephant,

His wife's a bit sore.

 

Adebayor, Adebayor,

He cost less than Berbatov,

He scores a lot more.

 

Adebayor, Adebayor,

He kicked Van Persie,

His face is a bit sore.

 

The baby's not yours, the baby's not yours,

Oh Wayne Rooney,

It's Adebayor's...

--------------------------------

City till I die

 

Pick of the bunch so far for me that one LOL... United fans version is "Dad's a drug dealer, Mothers a whore"

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need to buy big centre backs to cover the injuries.

 

And get rid of Berbatov. Another shower of shite from him yesterday, that man just does not fit into the United side.

Big Brother is watching you. - George Orwell
Live, travel, adventure, bless, and don't be sorry. - Jack Kerouac
Find what you love and let it kill you. - Charles Bukowski 
Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me. - Immanuel Kant
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. - Confucius 
I wish I could show you when you are alone or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being. - Hafiz of Shiraz
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star. - Friedrich Nietzsche 
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire 
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde
The general public doesn't know what's happening, and it doesn't even know that it doesn't know. - Noam Chomsky
What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. - Christopher Hitchens 

 

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And get rid of Berbatov. Another shower of shite from him yesterday, that man just does not fit into the United side.

 

You should never have got rid of Tevez...teriffic player.

Plus you have a scouser in the side..Owen.

 

My mate is hardcore United from the tough area of Salford..hard as nails and grew up with the gangs. He told me in a text when I sked him about Owen...well it involved a can of petrol and a lot of "F" words LOL

 

Ronaldo was superb but you won't replace King Eric in a hurry

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You should never have got rid of Tevez...teriffic player.

Plus you have a scouser in the side..Owen.

 

My mate is hardcore United from the tough area of Salford..hard as nails and grew up with the gangs. He told me in a text when I sked him about Owen...well it involved a can of petrol and a lot of "F" words LOL

 

Ronaldo was superb but you won't replace King Eric in a hurry

 

I have always thought Owen was overrated and when he came to United it made me laugh. He was only bought as a bit of cover, to come on as a sub sometimes and I felt that if he even got ten goals this season it would have been worth signing him. So far so good......one things for sure I don't think I'll ever forget the winner he scored against citeh and I was lucky enough to be at the game too.

 

As for the die hard fans not wanting any association with scousers, well that's all well and good but it doesn't really work in practice as Rooney is a legend at United.

 

United are more than capable of winning the Premiership again and the CL but I think that next year they will seriously need to sort their attacking options out, Berbatov is not good enough.

 

Cantona was arguably the best player ever to wear a United shirt and a player of his calibre comes along once in a lifetime. Ronaldo was good but it was his dream to go to Madrid and good luck to him, you can't deny him that and so far it has worked out very well for him.

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Big Brother is watching you. - George Orwell
Live, travel, adventure, bless, and don't be sorry. - Jack Kerouac
Find what you love and let it kill you. - Charles Bukowski 
Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me. - Immanuel Kant
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. - Confucius 
I wish I could show you when you are alone or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being. - Hafiz of Shiraz
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star. - Friedrich Nietzsche 
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire 
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde
The general public doesn't know what's happening, and it doesn't even know that it doesn't know. - Noam Chomsky
What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. - Christopher Hitchens 

 

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I have always thought Owen was overrated and when he came to United it made me laugh. He was only bought as a bit of cover, to come on as a sub sometimes and I felt that if he even got ten goals this season it would have been worth signing him. So far so good......one things for sure I don't think I'll ever forget the winner he scored against citeh and I was lucky enough to be at the game too.

 

As for the die hard fans not wanting any association with scousers, well that's all well and good but it doesn't really work in practice as Rooney is a legend at United.

 

United are more than capable of winning the Premiership again and the CL but I think that next year they will seriously need to sort their attacking options out, Berbatov is not good enough.

 

Cantona was arguably the best player ever to wear a United shirt and a player of his calibre comes along once in a lifetime. Ronaldo was good but it was his dream to go to Madrid and good luck to him, you can't deny him that and so far it has worked out very well for him.

 

It is the mentality of United fans sometimes that. Rooney is acceptable because he came from EVERTON. My friend is not too fussed about Everton for some reason they are "acceptable" . I argued they were still Scousers, but he said "well yes but not like the red scum"

 

His hatred of all things Liverpool borders on the psychopathic LOL. Blue noses escape his Wrath because they are, as he puts it "a small club like Tranmere"

 

Something Fergie once caused a stink about or was it Wenger?

 

He's funny as anything when he goes off on one...fortunately it's mostly tongue in cheek...I'm glad about that!

 

Strangely he doesn't hate City and sees them as more of a joke. Despite the fact that a lot of city fans refer to United as "The munich"

 

Bit sick that and no time for it.

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Not 'your' kind of football, but this is pretty self-explainatory.

 

 

:Circle_Sharks:

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Not 'your' kind of football, but this is pretty self-explainatory.

 

 

:001_Thank_You5:

 

There is passion in every sport you follow...was that game some kind of "derby" between 2 nearby NFL teams? In English football that's where the passions tend to run highest. Fucked my own thread as usual LOL. Like the don't give a damn song.

Your songs seem to be a little politer than ours...One of the funniest ones I ever heard (and I have to be very careful how I word it because one of the parties has sadly deceased) was about a Blackpool footballer who had bedded a certain reality TV star in a drunken one nighter. The song from the terraces was "What's it like to f*** a pig?"

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There is passion in every sport you follow...was that game some kind of "derby" between 2 nearby NFL teams? In English football that's where the passions tend to run highest. Fucked my own thread as usual LOL. Like the don't give a damn song.

Your songs seem to be a little politer than ours...One of the funniest ones I ever heard (and I have to be very careful how I word it because one of the parties has sadly deceased) was about a Blackpool footballer who had bedded a certain reality TV star in a drunken one nighter. The song from the terraces was "What's it like to f*** a pig?"

 

Tim, the song is just one of the many jeers that take place between The Ohio State University and The University of Michigan. We are rival schools about 150 miles apart in 2 different states. When we play football, it would be thought to be an acceptable season if you won that rivalry game and lost all others. Here in Columbus, Ohio it is called "that school up north" and we often say to get to the University of Michigan you go "north until you smell it and west until you step in it". It is concidered the hottest rivalry in sports in the USA. HBO did a sports movie on it called Ohio State vs Michigan, the ten year war. By the way-- Ohio State has won the last 6 games in a row!! I'm a 1984 grad as are my brother and sister and both my parents. We are raised with the hate for "that team up north'. :GoldenSmile1:

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I likes two songs from Rangers and Celtic... I find em funny..

Rangers chant song

 

I was born under a union jack,

A union, union jack,

Do you know where hell is,

Hell is in the falls,

Heaven is in shankill and we'll guard those derry walls,

I was born under a union jack,

A union, union jack

Do you know where hell is,

Hell is in the falls,

Give us Gerry Adams and we'll hang him by the balls...

 

Celtic chant song

 

Lets All Go To The Pound Shop,

Where Rangers Buy There Home Top,

Na Na Na Na,

Na Na Na Na...

 

Lets All Go To The Pound Shop,

Where Rangers Buy There Home Top,

Na Na Na Na,

Na Na Na Na

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Ah Yes Sectarian songs I am glad you brought this one up because it completely slipped my mind.

 

We often play Tranmere Rovers in league 1, a team which started out I believe as a Catholic boys club.

 

One afternoon in Somerset I was absolutely astonished to hear this chant from the terraces.... Afterwards the bright spark who started got a slating on the club fans forum for trying to drag the club into Sectarianism...our club has no religious beginnings whatsoever

 

When I Was Young,

And Had No Sense,

I Bought A Flute,

For 50 pence,

The Only Tune,

That I Could Play,

Was Fuck The Pope And The I.R.A

 

Don't really like to hear that in a little Somerset football club.

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Celtic, until recently, had a Japanese international playing for them called Shunsuke Nakamura. Rangers fans had a special song for him...

Nakamura ate my dog. Ate my dog.

Nakamura ate my dog. Ate my dog.

He sliced it, diced it, put it in a wok.

Nakamura ate my dog.

My kind of humour!

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That's a bit better than the usual stuff I have heard. There are moves to try to stop this in Scotland, with the league threatening to deduct points from the clubs involved in Sectarian abuse. They obviously are doing nothing or both clubs would be relegated long ago.

 

Stick to opposing fans like we handed out Saturday is all a bit of harmless fun. Songs about the IRA and UVF etc are not things you want to hear at football. I have met loads of Gers and Bhoys fans all good lads..it's just a minority who still stir it up.

 

Did no one tell them the troubles are over now? Yeah I know there is still a big divide in the communities in some areas

 

I think they should play in the English leagues anyway give someone else a chance of winning the title in Scotland!

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That's a bit better than the usual stuff I have heard. There are moves to try to stop this in Scotland, with the league threatening to deduct points from the clubs involved in Sectarian abuse. They obviously are doing nothing or both clubs would be relegated long ago.

 

Stick to opposing fans like we handed out Saturday is all a bit of harmless fun. Songs about the IRA and UVF etc are not things you want to hear at football. I have met loads of Gers and Bhoys fans all good lads..it's just a minority who still stir it up.

 

Did no one tell them the troubles are over now? Yeah I know there is still a big divide in the communities in some areas.

 

The hatred between the 2 sets of fans makes an Old Firm game a very special occasion though.

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