Sleeping it off

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It doesn't mention whether the guy was a casualty of the PA bar crawl, but he had definitely had a few too many. He was also lucky to be in possession of his wallet.

 

MAN FOUND UNCONSCIOUS AND NAKED IN NAKLUA

On the morning of the 7th a foreign man was found naked and asleep on the hood of a car off Pattaya Naklua Road, Pattaya. Local residents alerted the police and the man was subsequently taken to the station for questioning.

 

Pattaya, 7th of November 2009 (PDN): At 4.30am, Police Superintendent Chatchai Srisuwan and his team were alerted by Miss Parichart Phoosrisorm age 42, that a foreign man was naked and asleep on the hood of her blue Toyota Corona, license plate registered to the Nakhorn Rachasima district. The car in question was parked on the Pattaya-Naklua Road in front of the Garage Beer Bar, next to the Stardice Club. Police promptly went to the location of the incident to investigate further.

 

Arriving at the scene, police found the foreigner fully naked and in a state nearing unconsciousness. The police learned that the man had shed his cloths on the road in the vicinity of the vehicle and proceeded to climb onto the hood, later falling asleep. Upon closer inspection it was discovered that the man had also defecated on himself and the vehicle whilst presumably still asleep/unconscious. The police officers attending the scene tried to communicate with the man but as suspected he was too inebriated to respond. Looking through his possessions they discovered a wallet which contained a motorbike driving license belonging to Mr. Karl Heinz Leinthaler 52, (unknown nationality) residing at 570/9-10 Moo 5 in Naklua, and 320 Baht.

 

Finally police decided to wake Mr Leinthaler letting him gain some sort of consciousness before ordering him off the car which was now badly damaged due to the mans weight. Once Mr Leinthaler was off the car he was still unable to stand without assistance due to the severe amount of alcohol that he had consumed the previous night/s. Police escorted Mr Leinthaler to their vehicle and took him to the local police station for further questioning once he had regained his ability to communicate.

 

Miss Parichart Phoosrisorm (the owner of the blue Toyota Corona in question), followed the police down to the station, making a report on the incident so that Mr Leinthaler would be held responsible for repairing the damage done to her car.

 

And you would never see a Brit getting into this state.

 

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