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"sex Furniture" & Photo Lights Worth Extra Hotel Price?


SmellyFarang

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A while back I started a thread asking for tips on hotels that provide "sex swings", stripper poles & other fun accessories, but the results were disappointingly sparse:

hotels With Stripper Poles, Swings & Exotic "accessories"?

 

One just has to Google "sex furniture" to see tons of creative, exotic examples that seem like they would add a lot of unique value to hotels and help them stand out from the "we have wi-fi!" crowd. And a lot of these look pretty cheap - I think a hotel could even have some custom ones built locally for dirt-cheap just from the pics. Below is a good example of a simple, cheap "sex stool":

http://bodybouncer.com/groovegallery.html

 

So why don't we see any of that in Patts? Are there strict laws against that kind of stuff in LOS?

 

And while I'm on my rant, why no strong, directional lighting with separate dimmer switches for us aspiring photographers? I don't mean professional lights, just something bright on swivels that can be pointed different directions. That's something else that I'd be willing to pay a premium for, and it seems like it would be cheap & easy to put in at least some of the rooms.

 

Maybe if enough BMs express an interest some of the more enterprising hotel owners out there might make some "upgrades" before my next trip!

 

Edit: or condo owners ;)

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It's not a bad idea but I doubt I would go near it unless it was at a big reputable hotel.

 

Make sure there's no stains from the previous guests :001_Thank_You5: Also with all of the diseases going around, I would question the cleanliness.

 

As far as lighting goes, many tg's aren't too keen of the idea of taking pictures. Porn videos are illegal but for the right amount baht, it can be done.

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i'm often on here whinging about all these new hotels going up everywhere not having jacuzzis !.

now you have to come on here and remind me that they are not being built with the monger in mind sans no fuckchairs !.

 

i did manage though to pull these 2 chairs together for a combination of interesting mutual oral sex once.

 

 

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I would question the cleanliness.

 

Fair point, and because of that I strongly prefer places with vinyl furniture that's easy to wipe down.

 

Though one would probably do well to be suspicious of any horizontal surface in a room Slapman has used :LMAO1:

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The vault hotel have poles in the penthouse and they may even have swings soon, going to arrange it over the next few weeks

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Where are all my fellow pervs when I need them? :Cross_Fingers:

 

Does this board only cater to the more conservative "lights out, missionary position only, and NO TALKING" kind of crowd? :o

 

Where is everyone's sense of adventure and thrill for the unknown?

 

Surely at least those of you brave enough to buy dinner at the food carts could also try a taste of the more exotic "love accessories" ?

 

Apparently I'll have to hang out on the Martha Stewart Living board to find the *really* adventurous spirits :07:

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Thanks for the tips, and I'll check it out my next trip.

 

Just surprised so few others have an interest... :DeadHorse2:

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I am hotel looking and places alternate to bed to bang are on my list. Penthouse or Vault on the short list, maybe split the two. At minimum I would like to have a full sized faux leather (or vinyl) couch with rolled arms and mirrors on the ceiling and wall.

 

Ideal for me would include a very large balcony with a hammock and an ocean full view. Had that at one place in Venezuela to include coffee and breakfast delivery post coitus upon whistling down to the resort dining patio below.

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Penthouse hotel is the only one in Pattaya that I know has swings and all the other bits like poles over the bed/ mirrors on ceiling/handles everywhere etc. Some fantastic swings and harnesses but the place is filthy. I wish I could be more complimentary but it really is a shit-hole.

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Penthouse Hotel is the only one in Pattaya that I know has swings and all the other bits like poles over the bed/ mirrors on ceiling/handles everywhere etc. Some fantastic swings and harnesses but the place is filthy. I wish I could be more complimentary but it really is a shit-hole.

 

 

This is exactly what I think. An overpriced sh*t-hole.

Pattaya: You can checkout any time you like - but you can never leave - Eagles

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How about a loom in a hotel with its own robot and mechanical sex toys to warm your girl up while you watch with a nice glass ov JD & coke on the rocks + a cig ;-)

 

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looks like the robot from short circuit ,JOHNY 5 is alive and fucking!!!

 

or any number ov the toys found on this web site would do the job for a room FUCKING MACHINES

 

Browze and enjoy muhaha

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I'm all for that kind of stuff in the rooms (have some rooms with that stuff and add a 300 baht a night fee or something). This issue with this has already been pointed out (cleanliness!!). I'm sure they'd say it is cleaned and sanitized daily. Assuming guys bag it (not that they could make or enforce that rule) you'd still have females cumming on it. If you want to use it though I'd suggest you give it a heavy scrubbing beforehand. Sanitize it.

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As a start I would be happy with a waterbed.

ANyone knows a hotel in Pattaya with waterbeds?

The difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

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