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chris19713 Pattaya Warrior

chris19713

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Hello fellow board members. I have not seen crabs mentioned in detail anywhere on this forum so I am putting my 2 pennies worth in. I bet experienced whorers have all experienced this at some point. I have been whoring 10 times & had them twice. All is not lost I have found you can shave most of them off & the remaining can be picked off. Look out for the 'eggs' these are little black things that attach themselves to hairs on your body. I found most of the bastards were on my hair chest not my bollocks. I bought some shampoo to kill them but did not use it as I enjoyed picking em off more. So you may ask how I got them (or you may not), well it must have been pounding the wrong hairy Thai bird but it must be said when I got them I was hairy too. I always shave my bollocks now & have never had 'em since.

 

Trespass Supreme Pattaya Addict

Trespass

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Hello fellow board members. I have not seen crabs mentioned in detail anywhere on this forum so I am putting my 2 pennies worth in. I bet experienced whorers have all experienced this at some point. I have been whoring 10 times & had them twice. All is not lost I have found you can shave most of them off & the remaining can be picked off. Look out for the 'eggs' these are little black things that attach themselves to hairs on your body. I found most of the bastards were on my hair chest not my bollocks. I bought some shampoo to kill them but did not use it as I enjoyed picking em off more. So you may ask how I got them (or you may not), well it must have been pounding the wrong hairy Thai bird but it must be said when I got them I was hairy too. I always shave my bollocks now & have never had 'em since.

 

Waaaaay too much information Chris.:Grin_Jump1:

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charles akana Extreme Pattaya Addict

charles akana

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i love fish sauce with my crabs

they call me mr. botolo always down to represent the 808

Thaihigh Pattaya Warrior

Thaihigh

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Hello fellow board members. I have not seen crabs mentioned in detail anywhere on this forum so I am putting my 2 pennies worth in. I bet experienced whorers have all experienced this at some point. I have been whoring 10 times & had them twice. All is not lost I have found you can shave most of them off & the remaining can be picked off. Look out for the 'eggs' these are little black things that attach themselves to hairs on your body. I found most of the bastards were on my hair chest not my bollocks. I bought some shampoo to kill them but did not use it as I enjoyed picking em off more. So you may ask how I got them (or you may not), well it must have been pounding the wrong hairy Thai bird but it must be said when I got them I was hairy too. I always shave my bollocks now & have never had 'em since.

 

Quellada Lotion.

" We didn't necessarily believe you. We believed your $50". Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart) "The Maltese Falcon"

 

"What did it matter where you lay once you were dead? In a dirty sump or in a marble tower on top of a high hill? You were dead, you were sleeping the big sleep, you were not bothered by things like that. Oil and water were the same as wind and air to you." Raymond Chandler: The Big Sleep

jasonbalmer Pattaya Warrior

jasonbalmer

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... but did not use it as I enjoyed picking em off more. ...

 

Apparently an under appreciated form of entertainment ...

onenosite Pattaya Warrior

onenosite

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Shave it! No hair ,No problem!

irishstu007 Platinum Pattaya Warrior

irishstu007

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Why not buy a couple of lighters and burn them off?

I'd rather look at tits, cunts and arseholes than listen to them!

kw59 Supreme Pattaya Addict

kw59

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No need to shave unless everything else you've

been in contact is sterilized too.

 

I had the crabs once after many mongering sessions

and shaved the sensitive regions as well as my chest.

 

around 3-4 weeks later they were back so I used a wash

cloth with rubbing alcohol to hit everywhere I could

reach for the next few weeks and never had one return.

 

So the point is the eggs could be glued to any hair

follicle on your body so you need to go on some type

of program to kill any that might survive and hatch.

LongPlay Platinum Pattaya Warrior

LongPlay

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best way to get rid of the crabs is to take a shaver, and shave off the left side of your genitles area clean.

 

Set fire to the right side and watch for the little buggers to come running out the shaved edge.....

 

Take an Ice pick, and stab them one by one, as they run out yelling fire...... gets them one and all....

 

Be careful now with this plan...........

chris19713 Pattaya Warrior

chris19713

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Why not buy a couple of lighters and burn them off?

Well thats what they used to do in the trenches in World War 1 for some temporary relief I have heard.

 

JasonL Pattaya Warrior

JasonL

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I've lost count of how many women I've fucked during my life and have never caught these...

 

I must be lucky... :):)

lostagain Extreme Pattaya Warrior

lostagain

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I lost my virginity at age 20 to a nice young lady in California.

Turns out I also gained many tiny friends the same night.

yogi100 Platinum Pattaya Warrior

yogi100

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Apply a hot flannel to your genitalia for about 1 minute and then rub table salt and disinfectant into the area, stand in bowl of water or on a wet shower surface area and they should be gone after 10 minutes.

Benny10 Extreme Pattaya Guru

Benny10

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Nice companions, aren’t they?

 

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.

Steelman Extreme Pattaya Addict

Steelman

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Hello fellow board members. I have not seen crabs mentioned in detail anywhere on this forum so I am putting my 2 pennies worth in. I bet experienced whorers have all experienced this at some point. I have been whoring 10 times & had them twice. All is not lost I have found you can shave most of them off & the remaining can be picked off. Look out for the 'eggs' these are little black things that attach themselves to hairs on your body. I found most of the bastards were on my hair chest not my bollocks. I bought some shampoo to kill them but did not use it as I enjoyed picking em off more. So you may ask how I got them (or you may not), well it must have been pounding the wrong hairy Thai bird but it must be said when I got them I was hairy too. I always shave my bollocks now & have never had 'em since.

 

I got them in boot camp many years ago from sitting on a toilet. Shave and then buy quell. Wash everything including your sheets. It's easy to get rid of but most Thai girl on the scene shower and shave their private area so you must

have bad luck or you are screwing really nasty women.

chris19713 Pattaya Warrior

chris19713

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looking back I am sure I got them from dodgy accommodation in some backpacker style digs. Looking back this happened twice both times I stayed at this place (not in Pattaya). Next time I get them I am just gonna chop my bollox off & join a choir

 

gareth Extreme Pattaya Warrior

gareth

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dissolve 1kg sugar in a pint of water , rub into the affected area , doesnt kill them but it rots their teeth so that you can get a decent nights kip :GoldenSmile1:

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"And were you pleased?" they asked Helen in Hell.

"Pleased?" answered she,when all Troy's towers fell;

And dead were Priam´s sons, and lost his throne?

And such a war was fought as none had known;

And even the Gods took part; and all because

Of me alone! Pleased?

I should say I was!"

 

Lord Dunsany

gspotman Supreme Pattaya Addict

gspotman

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dissolve 1kg sugar in a pint of water , rub into the affected area , doesnt kill them but it rots their teeth so that you can get a decent nights kip :P

Get into a heavily chlorined swim pool, and whoosh they'll be gone!! Worked for me and a GF when we took a diving class in the local pool. Painless and they just disappeared. :D

Gspotman

Chris50 Supreme Pattaya Warrior

Chris50

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:001_Thank_You: GUYS i wondered why i was walking sidewards bloody crab's

cheers chris :001_Thank_You5:

Wriggley Tin 1

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Robert 999 Newbie Addict

Robert 999

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If you are in Thailand and get crabs, then most pharmacies here stock "Hexin Lice Killer Cream" which sells for about 20 baht per tube. You cover your whole body including feet and head with it for 12 hours over night. After that time period your gently wash it off. One over night application ought to be effective. Hospital doctors here perscribe this medication.

Previously there was an overseas lotion used but it has been banned in Thailand and most other countries due to tests showing it can lead to adverse side affects.

Hexin cream is what to use.

lexdiamond20 Pattaya Addict

lexdiamond20

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best way to get rid of the crabs is to take a shaver, and shave off the left side of your genitles area clean.

 

Set fire to the right side and watch for the little buggers to come running out the shaved edge.....

 

Take an Ice pick, and stab them one by one, as they run out yelling fire...... gets them one and all....

 

Be careful now with this plan...........

LOL

  • 1 month later...
Stoives Extreme Pattaya Addict

Stoives

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Apparently an under appreciated form of entertainment ...

fucking hillarious, i have been laughing for about 10 minutes

"Excuse me sweetheart, my cock just died can i burry it in your ass?"

The Mentalist Pattaya Warrior

The Mentalist

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Easy as shit to treat just go buy a can of insect repellant aeroguard or rid etc.

Spray yourself from knees to navel both sides, wait 5 minutes then shower.

That will kill all the crabs.

Then do the same in 2 days to kill all the little buggers that have hatched since.

Then no more sea life attached.

 

Fuck I just used post 400 talking about crabs WTF

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dirtydirtyrat Extreme Pattaya Addict

dirtydirtyrat

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Trust me

1/ fill a bath with water

2/ place a selection of racks at the bottom covering the area completly

3/ gently immerse oneself

4/ pull the bath plug letting the water completly drain away

5/ crabs should be gone if not ...>repeat steps 1 to 4 as necessary

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