How ugly are you, honestly?

[SmellyFarang]

Seen the previous polls of "where you from?" & "how old are you?"

 

But let's get down to the bottom line with a true scientific poll:

 

How ugly are you, really? Are you closer to a Danny DeVito or Brad Pitt?

 

And despite your wretched, pathetic score, how high of a hottie have you scored with in LOS?

[P Man]

lol

[Mr Bean]

No need for a poll, all the BG's will tell you: 'you handsum man' and this is one thing they always get right!

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, it'll be interesting to have another look at this poll in a week or so!

[bocelli27]

Without blowing my own trumpet (I wish I could), I think the recent photo attached demonstrates my film-star looks. What self-respecting Issan maiden is not going to swoon when I breeze into her bar?

[dtyolmn]

Every time I look in the mirror I scare myself.

[onenosite]

So ugly....When I was a child, My parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck

to get the dog to play with me!

 

So ugly....When I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

[Azathoth]

Wow, you have mirrors? Mine all shatter.

Pork chop trick wouldn't work for me, the dogs kept trying to bury me.

[BuokowBoy]

Very Funny, You always like Brad Pitt to TG if you have 2 thousand Baht bills behind your ears.

[julia0028204]

Very Funny, You always like Brad Pitt to TG if you have 2 thousand Baht bills behind your ears.

Nice one Smelly - this is really funny and should bring in some good comments. I am not the best looking guy in the world and have to put a bag on my head and wear a glove before I can toss myself off. The bag is a problem but I am starting to like the glove.

[moza7]

Nice one Smelly - this is really funny and should bring in some good comments. I am not the best looking guy in the world and have to put a bag on my head and wear a glove before I can toss myself off. The bag is a problem but I am starting to like the glove.

[QuotaMan]

I know you guys are being humble and self deprecating, but I'm sure some of you are pretty hot dudes.

 

Umm, yea.

[sporran2]

The credit crunch is helping everyone in the looks department.

For years i was only a handsome man but last month i was elevated to very very handsome man.

 

Might be something to do with the empty streets but who cares.

 

[willhaz74]

So ugly....When I was a child, My parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck

to get the dog to play with me!

 

So ugly....When I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

the old jokes are the best lol

[Joseph Kerr]

Funny that 5 people believe they are a 10. Mummy must have lurved them a lot ;-)

[willhaz74]

Funny that 5 people believe they are a 10. Mummy must have lurved them a lot ;-)

maybe to much lol

[Eastboy]

me handsome man but i still young, time will tell

[willhaz74]

im hamsame man low season

[Piece Corp]

I can turn milk into yogurt just by looking at it. My mother had to get drunk before she breast fed me, and they let me park in handicapped spaces.

But in Pattaya, all I hear is "Welcome handsome, sexy man."

[snudge]

ive got a face like a blind cobblers thumb

[Siam Sam]

The credit crunch is helping everyone in the looks department.

For years i was only a handsome man but last month i was elevated to very very handsome man.

 

Might be something to do with the empty streets but who cares.

 

 

[Muso]

When I look in the mirror, I see an adonis. I am happy with the showground mirror and my glass eyes...ty...

[Tao 66]

The equation my friends is this simple formula

 

Ugly farang + BAHT= Sex God....

 

Easy innit?

[mateui]

I've been told i'm a 9/10 by english girls, so i'll stick with that. I'd give my best TG about the same rating too.

[seanicview]

All the girls say I'm a handsome man, but once I went to the doctors....."Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

[sinclair1969]

Good looks are OK but it's the size of your wallet that matters most.