Jump to content

Support our Sponsors >> Thai Friendly | Pattaya News | Pattaya Unplugged | Buy a drink for Soi 6 Girls | Thailand 24/7 Forum | TPN Property | La La Land bar | NEW PA website | Subscribe to The Pattaya News |Pattaya Investigations | Rage Fight Academy | Buy/Sell Businesses | Isaan Lawyers | Siam Business Brokers | Belts Of Mongering - Mongering Authority | Add your Text or Event here

IGNORED

How ugly are you, honestly?


SmellyFarang

Recommended Posts

Seen the previous polls of "where you from?" & "how old are you?"

 

But let's get down to the bottom line with a true scientific poll:

 

How ugly are you, really? Are you closer to a Danny DeVito or Brad Pitt? :EvilLaugh1:

 

And despite your wretched, pathetic score, how high of a hottie have you scored with in LOS? :)

bradpitt.jpg

Danny DeVito-penguine.jpg

Perfecting my ability to "let that which does not matter truly slide"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 157
  • Created
  • Last Reply

lol

468x60_3.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

No need for a poll, all the BG's will tell you: 'you handsum man' and this is one thing they always get right!

 

 

 

:EvilLaugh1:

 

 

Seriously, it'll be interesting to have another look at this poll in a week or so!

A mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do!

When all is said and done, more is said than done!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Without blowing my own trumpet (I wish I could), I think the recent photo attached demonstrates my film-star looks. What self-respecting Issan maiden is not going to swoon when I breeze into her bar?

bocelli27.gif

When a man is tired of Pattaya, he is tired of life.

 

An Agent of DOOM - defenders of older men

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Every time I look in the mirror I scare myself.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So ugly....When I was a child, My parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck

to get the dog to play with me!

 

So ugly....When I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Very Funny, You always like Brad Pitt to TG if you have 2 thousand Baht bills behind your ears.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Very Funny, You always like Brad Pitt to TG if you have 2 thousand Baht bills behind your ears.

Nice one Smelly - this is really funny and should bring in some good comments. I am not the best looking guy in the world and have to put a bag on my head and wear a glove before I can toss myself off. The bag is a problem but I am starting to like the glove.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nice one Smelly - this is really funny and should bring in some good comments. I am not the best looking guy in the world and have to put a bag on my head and wear a glove before I can toss myself off. The bag is a problem but I am starting to like the glove.

:GoldenSmile1:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I know you guys are being humble and self deprecating, but I'm sure some of you are pretty hot dudes.

 

Umm, yea.

GFE: Gull Friend Experience

 

Official Pattaya Song

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The credit crunch is helping everyone in the looks department.

For years i was only a handsome man but last month i was elevated to very very handsome man.

 

Might be something to do with the empty streets but who cares.

 

:GoldenSmile1:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So ugly....When I was a child, My parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck

to get the dog to play with me!

 

So ugly....When I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

the old jokes are the best lol

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I can turn milk into yogurt just by looking at it. My mother had to get drunk before she breast fed me, and they let me park in handicapped spaces.

But in Pattaya, all I hear is "Welcome handsome, sexy man."

Retired

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The credit crunch is helping everyone in the looks department.

For years i was only a handsome man but last month i was elevated to very very handsome man.

 

Might be something to do with the empty streets but who cares.

 

:Evil_Grin2:

 

:)

Big Brother is watching you. - George Orwell
Live, travel, adventure, bless, and don't be sorry. - Jack Kerouac
Find what you love and let it kill you. - Charles Bukowski 
Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me. - Immanuel Kant
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. - Confucius 
I wish I could show you when you are alone or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being. - Hafiz of Shiraz
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star. - Friedrich Nietzsche 
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire 
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde
The general public doesn't know what's happening, and it doesn't even know that it doesn't know. - Noam Chomsky
What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. - Christopher Hitchens 

 

"Up to me" since 2005

Link to comment
Share on other sites

When I look in the mirror, I see an adonis. I am happy with the showground mirror and my glass eyes...ty...

<!-- isHtml:1 -->

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The equation my friends is this simple formula

 

Ugly farang + BAHT= Sex God....

 

Easy innit?

IF ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL WHERE IS THE REST OF MY PENIS?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I've been told i'm a 9/10 by english girls, so i'll stick with that. I'd give my best TG about the same rating too.

Simplidate - Simply about the dating!
Link to comment
Share on other sites

All the girls say I'm a handsome man, but once I went to the doctors....."Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Good looks are OK but it's the size of your wallet that matters most.

sinclair1969: a fuckin' degenerate gambler.

 

post-1-0-28227900-1338976307.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.




  • COVID-19

    Any posts or topics which the moderation team deems to be rumours/speculatiom, conspiracy theory, scaremongering, deliberately misleading or has been posted to deliberately distort information will be removed - as will BMs repeatedly doing so. Existing rules also apply.

  • Advertise on Pattaya Addicts
  • Recently Browsing

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.