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4th one-day international

 

England win again.

 

That's four tosses in a row.

 

If we could only get the hang of one-day batting, bowling and fielding, we could be quite dangerous.

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it's your batters, they're not giving your bowlers or fielders a chance

 

without KP the team looks lightweight, too many nudgers

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4th one-day international

 

England win again.

 

That's four tosses in a row.

 

If we could only get the hang of one-day batting, bowling and fielding, we could be quite dangerous.

 

 

More like 11 tossers

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Fucking typical Australian - you've forgotten our 12th man.

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The poms heard about the moonwalk 10 years after Michael Jackson first did it.

 

Same same the cricket. The aussies have been there, done that.....enjoy your success, Australia really doesnt give 2 shits about it anymore :)

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The only moonwalk we Poms know about is the one Neil Armstrong did - well, other that the man in the moon one. Who's this Michael Jackson guy? Is he an Aborigine or one of your white Australians?

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And now it's 5 tosses on the run - so that will be 5-all at the end of the game.

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That was perfect lol.

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Well, you've got to start somewhere and tossing up is key to starting the game. Now that's been mastered the coaching team's agenda for our winter months is to cover some of the other key areas of one day cricket so that the team bonds and operates as a unit by the time of the next World Cup.

 

Areas for immediate attention are:

 

* how to put your pads on

* how to take your pads off a few balls later

* how to shine the ball

* carrying out the drinks

* finding the soap in the showers.

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"the team bonds and operates as a unit"??...... your last note is a bit disconcerting especially if the soap is on the floor.....that may explain a few things

 

and agree about the pads...to be fitted loosely for easy removal and then handed to the next batsman

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I don't believe it - Australia have finally won the toss. Ponting must have finally worked out we've been using a double-headed coin all the series and now he's called 'heads'. Well, that's Australia 6-5 ahead now in the series by my reckoning, so we'll have to win the match to level it again.

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I'm beginning to see a Baldrick-quality cunning plan being implemented by the English management and team.

 

With the Champions Trophy coming up in South Africa, England have been concentrating on simulating SA playing conditions by way of preparation; whereas Australia, blinded by the loss of the Ashes, have focused solely on playing limited overs cricket tailored to English conditions. All for the sake of a meaningless one-day series.

 

With burn-out beckoning in Bloemfontein for the Billabong boys, Britain's brightest batsmen and bowlers battle back bravely to beat bigshot bully-boys.

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Ok -latest score flash

 

Bocelli27 Caught and bowled Barmatt 0

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Being a player of the old school, I didn't wait for the umpire's decision - I just walked.

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I think the game starts at midnight here in oz so gotta wait to i wake up to see if we got 7-0, the only thing i ever get worried is the english weather, it's farked.... how can people live in that climate beats me.

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The rain here in the north-west of the UK at the moment is very refreshing; however, I think you may have a longer wait than anticipated as it's a Sunday game.

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6 - 1 now - eh tosses that is.

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6 - 1 er matches too

 

I don't believe it!

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