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Cock so sore it's bleeding!!!!

 

Hurts like fuck but well worth it...........................lol.

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:Bravo1:

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Perfecting my ability to "let that which does not matter truly slide"

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She rode me so hard and long that two days later I had like 25 ingrown hairs. My girlfriend noticed them in the shower. Unfortunately she didn't buy my excuse of having a heat rash.

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She rode me so hard and long that two days later I had like 25 ingrown hairs. My girlfriend noticed them in the shower. Unfortunately she didn't buy my excuse of having a heat rash.

Crickey

The Sex Tourist, available on Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07K211M5V or smashwords https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/924453

 

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This may be the answer:

 

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

reasons:

 

I do physical labour.

 

I work at great depths.

 

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

 

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

 

I work in a damp environment.

 

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

 

I work in high temperatures.

 

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

 

Sincerely,

 

P. Niss

 

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Dear P. Niss,

 

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,

 

The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

 

You do not work 8 hours straight.

 

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

 

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

 

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

 

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

 

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

 

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

 

You will retire well before you are 65.

 

You are unable to work double shifts.

 

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task.

 

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and

exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

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sex is good for people like me who can't be assed going to the gym !.

 

perhaps you should market that concept - a gym fall of girls instead of aparatus!

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This may be the answer:

 

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

reasons:

 

I do physical labour.

 

I work at great depths.

 

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

 

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

 

I work in a damp environment.

 

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

 

I work in high temperatures.

 

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

 

Sincerely,

 

P. Niss

 

The Response:

 

Dear P. Niss,

 

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,

 

The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

 

You do not work 8 hours straight.

 

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

 

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

 

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

 

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

 

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

 

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

 

You will retire well before you are 65.

 

You are unable to work double shifts.

 

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task.

 

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and

exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

:GoldenSmile1:

The Sex Tourist, available on Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07K211M5V or smashwords https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/924453

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

If I have many boom booms in one day the orgasms start to really suck. (suck is a strong word, suck in comparison to previous orgasms)

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:) Screwed so much that I came but nothing came out. Dry Heaved Penis.

" Duct tape turns, "No...No...No..." into "Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm" - Anon

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:) Screwed so much that I came but nothing came out. Dry Heaved Penis.

 

you can actually start ejaculating blood if there`s no sperm left in you.

Men fall in love by their eye`s, woman fall in love by their ear`s.

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If she dies, she dies.

When a man is tired of Pattaya, he is tired of life.

 

An Agent of DOOM - defenders of older men

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A busted banjo string - trust me, not nice :(

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction - "it was just the internet.." is not an excuse.

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if you have sex too much you can end up with a particular strain.. the muscles in your neck that are attached to your jaw can start to freeze up..

My jaw was soo sore i had to go to my doctor and they ran a bunch of tests and had a really hard time figuring out what was causing the problem and then at last a specialist asked me what had changed in my behaviour or habits in the past coupla months..

when i explained that i had just come back from thailand and it had started in thailand and then he told me that if i just stopped smiling soo much, my jaw would stop hurting so much.... :D

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Physical condition and sexual ability hang together. A younger man needs not be worried about this issue but a man in his fifties or sixties should be aware not to over-exert himself.

 

The baseline is, only have sex when you want to, not just because it is available.

sinclair1969: a fuckin' degenerate gambler.

 

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:)

 

ROTFLMFAO hilarious thread... I get some chafing and soreness on the ol' wand sometimes but it's never had the dry heaves!!

 

Seriously though, one risk is if you start to fuel up on the sex supplements to keep you going. some is ok (great actually) but too much of that stuff is not good for the cardiovascular system.

OCCUPY the PRESENT

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Well not go blind that's for sure.

 

Heart attack on the job - possibly, eventually

 

Anyone know about this subject.

Non-responsive to Viagra, soft, limp, flaccid and languid. Most often a temporary condition that will heal within a short time, however if this lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention ......

El Diablo nunca duerme

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:23::Dance1: Physical consequence is that one gets too lazy and sleeps on the beach all day, forgetting to exercise at the gym and doing anytype of meaningful work. :BJ3::LOL::GoldenSmile1:
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Too many times for me and it feels like I have been kicked in the sack! The closest way to describe it aside from that is a "bruised nut". That and if you are BB your girlfriend you can really get a sore cock too. I kind of posted the same statement in the forum about how many times you can nut in one day.

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