Mongering during low season, trip report 5, 2026

[Trance354]

Man that middle flight sucked balls. 10 of 12 hours a small child didn't understand he could yawn and the pain of his eardrums would go away. I realize it's the parents' fault. 100% bad parents torturing their kid, scarred for life. I really wanted to go back and give them a piece of my mind... my entire family taught their kids to sign before they could speak. It's a revelation watching a 18 month old sign "potty," rather than just scream.

Another thing. With today's chaotic existence, I like to bake some extra time between flights. Yes, it's boring sitting around. Better than literally having to run from your arrival to the *farthest possible gate* to catch your flight. That was fun to watch. I'll admit. Despite being 2 hours late, I still had 90 minutes to connect to my final leg. 

I'm bored sitting in this room, waiting for dinner to settle. A room i paid the executive suite price for, yet I'm in a much smaller room. No expansive bathroom. I'm not stressing. It's a nice room, and the TG's ass is what I should be looking at

Almost here a full day and I'm already grossly over budget. I need to find a slowdown girl to fuck all night for a week. 

....while writing this, I dozed off for an hour. I'm going to go barfine a girl from somewhere.... not sure where, but 2-3 days and we are hitting big C tomorrow morning, first thing. Hope i escape the rain. Might go through myth night and see what's going on on beach road. 

Without perfect recall, I've gotten the opportunity to beat some orgasms out of five different women, one of them was a squirter.  Might go barfine her... 

Tomorrow. With or without TG, big C is a must hit. 

[Trance354]

Nana just left. 47 year old spinner from a GC on soi Honey. She does look younger, but I was spacing who I'd seen on Soi Honey, and took the wrong bargirl. Nana is a little rough during sex/blowjobs. The other woman, whom I know exactly who and where, and I'll try for a photo tonight, could finish me orally inside 2 minutes. That is talent. 

Did you know there's a 24 hour WWE channel? I could have lived without this data. 

Still acclimating. Hit Big C alone. Basic supplies. They are lacking in the snack aisles. Stick to my budget today, ffs. 

[Atlas]

14 hours ago, Trance354 said:

Another thing. With today's chaotic existence, I like to bake some extra time between flights. Yes, it's boring sitting around. Better than literally having to run from your arrival to the *farthest possible gate* to catch your flight. That was fun to watch. I'll admit. Despite being 2 hours late, I still had 90 minutes to connect to my final leg. 

Pre Covid, never had connecting flights, post turned to shite... 

Both times I was one of those running to my next flight, 62yo, replacement knees, not a pretty sight... Both times I arrived at destination, my luggage did not, 5 & 7 days to get it back.... 

Luckily they have non stop again to Brisbane

[Trance354]

4 hours ago, Atlas said:

Pre Covid, never had connecting flights, post turned to shite... 

Both times I was one of those running to my next flight, 62yo, replacement knees, not a pretty sight... Both times I arrived at destination, my luggage did not, 5 & 7 days to get it back.... 

Luckily they have non stop again to Brisbane

Just met a couple Aussies and a Kiwi in a rugby bar. Very friendly blokes. Explained rugby to a no-nothing American. Makes so much more sense, now. I've been invited back for a match next Wednesday. Something about the Aussie version of the superbowl. 

[Saint Asterix]

6 hours ago, Trance354 said:

Just met a couple Aussies and a Kiwi in a rugby bar. Very friendly blokes. Explained rugby to a no-nothing American. Makes so much more sense, now. I've been invited back for a match next Wednesday. Something about the Aussie version of the superbowl. 

That will be the State of Origin. New South Wales versus Queensland in rugby league - the 13 man version of rugby. First of a series of 3 matches over the next 6 weeks or so. As an English rugby league fan I love SOO. Not quite as brutal as it used to be but still one bloody tough match to play in !

[Trance354]

Well, I'm done for a week. Nook is on my bed, happily satisfied. Squirters can't fake orgasms. Nook is also 23 and under 5'. I realize it's slow, but Nook has happily engaged my services for the week. Or I have her, whichever. 3k/day, with trips to her bar to buy her drinks. 

Nympho. Complete and utter nymphomaniac. I am beyond lucky. And she fits perfectly. If you can think of it(not anal: neither she nor I are interested, sorry ButtViking, et al) we have done it in the last couple hours. 

Edit: on the plus side, when I'm 2 days from leaving, I will have the budget of a small army to party with. 

Edited Tuesday at 18:02 by Trance354
Specificity

[Trance354]

Well. I blame the older woman who fucked my brains out at #2 best ever on my list(I was over 18). Doing horribly pleasurable things to a 23 year old gets old. That just sounds wrong. The logistics didn't meet up at Noem's 4'-something frame. One of the shortest girls at 99 Million Aussie bar, she's not up for anal. That said, she will break you. Not sure if she's on TFMI. Yes, nympho. No, deep throat. 

Beach road, pool halls, and there's a blonde in tree town I told myself, I was going to be in trouble if I slept with her. May as well go try. PSE blowjob. 

Fuck, I hope it rains, soon. Came for the rainy season. 

[fun125]

fantastic that you are having a great time I,m 64. but can't see myself with a young spinner but a squirter that would be a bucket list thing though . I believe it's rainy season now . 

[gentleenforcer]

On 19/05/2026 at 19:08, Trance354 said:

Just met a couple Aussies and a Kiwi in a rugby bar. Very friendly blokes. Explained rugby to a no-nothing American. Makes so much more sense, now. I've been invited back for a match next Wednesday. Something about the Aussie version of the superbowl. 

Pre covid I took a friend of mine from New York to watch an Origin game and he absolutely love it. We went to Hemingways (called something else then) and the atmosphere was brilliant.. Prepare yourself for something different to a Superbowl...it can be brutal, very fast, mostly continual play, no helmets, virtually no padding and very very tribal.

 

Go the Maroons !!!!

[JackinHK]

On 20/05/2026 at 10:01, Trance354 said:

Well, I'm done for a week. Nook is on my bed, happily satisfied. Squirters can't fake orgasms. Nook is also 23 and under 5'. I realize it's slow, but Nook has happily engaged my services for the week. Or I have her, whichever. 3k/day, with trips to her bar to buy her drinks. 

Nympho. Complete and utter nymphomaniac. I am beyond lucky. And she fits perfectly. If you can think of it(not anal: neither she nor I are interested, sorry ButtViking, et al) we have done it in the last couple hours. 

Edit: on the plus side, when I'm 2 days from leaving, I will have the budget of a small army to party with. 

Great TR so far, short and straight to the point. Nook sounds great, I love spinners and squirters even more so! Would appreciate some info on her (TF/bar etc) to engage in her services when I arrive next month if you dont mind sharing that info.

Thanks,

J

[Trance354]

6 hours ago, JackinHK said:

Great TR so far, short and straight to the point. Nook sounds great, I love spinners and squirters even more so! Would appreciate some info on her (TF/bar etc) to engage in her services when I arrive next month if you dont mind sharing that info.

Thanks,

J

Info on Nook: 99 Aussies bar, Chaloem Phrakiet Alley 21. 23 years old, I believe it. Watch the mamasan. Owner's cool. 

 

[JackinHK]

1 hour ago, Trance354 said:

Info on Nook: 99 Aussies bar, Chaloem Phrakiet Alley 21. 23 years old, I believe it. Watch the mamasan. Owner's cool. 

 

Thanks mate

[Arothdude24]

On 18/05/2026 at 22:54, Trance354 said:

Man that middle flight sucked balls. 10 of 12 hours a small child didn't understand he could yawn and the pain of his eardrums would go away. I realize it's the parents' fault. 100% bad parents torturing their kid, scarred for life. I really wanted to go back and give them a piece of my mind... my entire family taught their kids to sign before they could speak. It's a revelation watching a 18 month old sign "potty," rather than just scream.

Another thing. With today's chaotic existence, I like to bake some extra time between flights. Yes, it's boring sitting around. Better than literally having to run from your arrival to the *farthest possible gate* to catch your flight. That was fun to watch. I'll admit. Despite being 2 hours late, I still had 90 minutes to connect to my final leg. 

I'm bored sitting in this room, waiting for dinner to settle. A room i paid the executive suite price for, yet I'm in a much smaller room. No expansive bathroom. I'm not stressing. It's a nice room, and the TG's ass is what I should be looking at

Almost here a full day and I'm already grossly over budget. I need to find a slowdown girl to fuck all night for a week. 

....while writing this, I dozed off for an hour. I'm going to go barfine a girl from somewhere.... not sure where, but 2-3 days and we are hitting big C tomorrow morning, first thing. Hope i escape the rain. Might go through myth night and see what's going on on beach road. 

Without perfect recall, I've gotten the opportunity to beat some orgasms out of five different women, one of them was a squirter.  Might go barfine her... 

Tomorrow. With or without TG, big C is a must hit. 

 

100% agree bro, I have a 3 and 5 year old and we travel regularly and they do NONE of this bs lol.  Parents are lazy and just blame it on kids being kids.  Hope you enjoy your trip at least 😆

[Trance354]

So it took 4 days, but I'm up on the 7th floor. No more looking out the windows and seeing expats in bikini bottoms, ass-cracks aplenty. Ick.  I have to look way down to see the tops of their heads. Or Europeans who really should learn the phrase, "highest SPF possible." Lady was bright pink, all over. Except her eye-line. She'd been wearing shades while sunbathing. 

No more putting on a show every time I don't completely close the curtains, either. No one wants to see that. 

Having issues uploading images, wifi sucks, Verizon sucks worse. 

Boo is sending crying emoji. I dropped more per night with her than without. And we would have gone out tonight, too, I'd guess. More accurately, I dropped for an insane number of lady drinks, none of which went to getting me another bedpartner(despite specifically asking about her "friend" who was coming on to me).

It wasn't being a starfish, exactly, but the little noises like Japanese porn starlets. Standing there pounding away at a 41-year-old thai woman, sounding like I'm hurting her in the weirdest way, which is even more weird because I can feel her cumming. First fuck was PSE and vocal(good christ, she can fuck and suck, great moaning, squirting). It's been almost virgin vanilla GFE since that night. Only without the tightness. Or blowjobs.

The sky spit a little rain, last night. Not even enough to see droplets. I saw a single flash of lightning. The new room is starting to be liveable, so I better head out. Mongering is hungry business. I'm working my way through Prime Burger's signature burgers.

[Trance354]

Ann just left. Was supposed to be LT, but this tiny woman, well under 5', I bottomed out on her with several inches to go. I'm thinking of heading out for Nana. The 47 year old. Soi Honey, Honey pot GC. 

Not on TF, Beach road. Visiting from Phuket. Ann, of the purple hair, amazingly sculpted ass, ... and 

purple hair does something for me. She was bleeding a little when we finished. The pills are decidedly working. 

Beach road was the last option. I've had a shitty day. I've picked more mamssan than ever, 2-3 others on their periods. Night, y'all. Hope tomorrow doesn't suck as much. 30 second blowjob, asked her to go back, appreciated . 

[Trance354]

Pinin55TH (Pin) just left. 

2k ST. BB, CIP. Was supposed to be COA/COF, but she was a trooper taking all 9 inches.

WIR: yes. 

This was supposed to take longer, but she was so fucking fuckable, and the dark skin and her tattoos... i couldn't help it. Small gut, but you won't even notice when she's in doggy and that ass in in your hands. Went from quick massage to oral to oral receiving(A+ effort and depth) to doggy. She did not want to get on top. 

And I was hitting bottom on every stroke in doggy so I'm sure she wanted me done and gone. 

[fun125]

so sorry but I,m not all up to date with all the terminology . I know BB but do not understand CIP / COA / COF . but your so lucky if you have a 9 inch . lol . I do love your reports by the way 

 

[gentleenforcer]

1 hour ago, fun125 said:

so sorry but I,m not all up to date with all the terminology . I know BB but do not understand CIP / COA / COF . but your so lucky if you have a 9 inch . lol . I do love your reports by the way 

 

cum in pussy

cum on arse

cum on face

 

[fun125]

thank you consider me educated TY

[Trance354]

The entire day. Haven't gone outside. Poked my head out the balcony for a puff of a joint this morning. 

Nook basically wants endless sex. Any position I want. I'm OK with this. She also wants my last 3 days. I'm about 66% ok with that, too. My last day is going to be mad, but I have recovery time built into my departing day. Flight is at 6pm, not some horrible early flight. 

I know. I have a 23 year old, 4'9", 78 pounds soaking wet, nymphomaniac IN MY BED, fucking during the last 14 hours... and I'm thinking of other women. 

[northwesthandsomeman]

On 21/05/2026 at 00:03, gentleenforcer said:

Pre covid I took a friend of mine from New York to watch an Origin game and he absolutely love it. We went to Hemingways (called something else then) and the atmosphere was brilliant.. Prepare yourself for something different to a Superbowl...it can be brutal, very fast, mostly continual play, no helmets, virtually no padding and very very tribal.

 

Go the Maroons !!!!

Must be one of the best sporting occasions in the year -looking forward to wednesday.

[Trance354]

7 hours ago, northwesthandsomeman said:

Must be one of the best sporting occasions in the year -looking forward to wednesday.

I realize I'm flying out Wednesday, so I will be watching from Taipei. 9 hour layover.