Desiring Debauchery: D-Nice's 60 Days

[D-Nice]

Day 26 - Lazy Length Lady

Wake up around 9:00 and write the report while my right arm is once again occupied, this time by Tattoo.

I have seen many Thai girls sleeping, but she is just an absolute rock. I take a shower, do some stretching and watch parts of the UFC and Netflix MMA events. This does not faze her at all.

Around 13:00 I get back into bed and just start caressing her shoulders, neck and legs. Making some cute noises while still being mostly asleep she creeps towards me. More neck kissing and ear nibbling until I can feel her breathing heavy into my neck. I intend to finish her with my hands but eventually the first words she speaks that day are „Fuck me“. My pleasure. Throw the blanket away, take off the shirt I gave her to sleep ( it is already too big for me, to her it is basically a dress that almost goes to her knees), grab a condom and enter her. No lube needed once again. Fucking her in missionary I realize the AC is too hot, I am already getting sweaty after a couple of strokes. Don’t care I will not interrupt this glorious start to my day by getting up and ruining the moment. What I noticed yesterday already that she loves me going deep. Obviously that gets me going immensely. The sweat builds up more and more on both our bodies, as I throw her legs onto my shoulders, lifting up her butt onto a pillow and trying to force not only my dick into her, but basically the entirety of my hip area. I am literally forcing it in so deep that it becomes uncomfortable to me. But every time I do I see her her eyes vanish, accompanied by shivering and insane moans. I could not care less about my own comfort in that moment, I get to watch another woman enjoy herself. Keep this slow and deep method up until she starts twitching away from me as she cums so hard, that she half ejects me, but in a really bad angle for my cock. That hurt bad. Kind of made me a bit limp, but she wants to be fucked more and also wants me to finish. I tell her to jerk/blow me a little again, until I am ready to fuck her doggy. She complies eagerly and soon I am ready. Tell her to put her face into the pillow while arching her back as best she can. I fuck her a couple of minutes like this, but my dick still kind of hurts. I look down and literally see a massive bruise on my dick forming, right at the base. Fuck me not this shit again, I was so happy with a healthy dick. I tell her I will not finish like this and have her blow me softly instead. Still takes like 10 minutes of direct eye contact while treating my cock like a lollipop before I cum into her mouth. She goes to spit out my heirs into the sink. Once she returns we cuddle a bit before I feel that the bed is just fully drenched in our sweat. That poor cleaning lady.

It’s like 14:30 at that point, I want the room still cleaned and we are both starving, so we head to central, since I also want to pick up the white semi tanktops I forgot the day prior. We just walk around taking in the different smells when we both take an interest in the same restaurant: Pepper Lunch. She orders the pork version of my dish, while I order beef. Both have a salad and mashed potatoes. It comes on sizzling hot plates and you can control how cooked you want your meat to be. Not only pretty cool but also tastes fantastic.

Had to pay less than 600b for everything, which honestly surprised me, considering the portion sizes.
It’s around 15:00 now and we decide to split and meet up later again. She goes to her condo to switch clothes, grab some stuff and then intends to meet me at Soi6 to buy makeup there (apparently it’s cheaper there?).

Meanwhile my first goal is to further my evolution into a diabetic

If it wouldn’t kill me I could have every meal at Swensen‘s.

Next stop is picking up the white shirts at Zara. Looking at the price there seems to have been a promotion the last time I was here, as they now cost like 1000b instead of 300. Ridiculous price but I like them and came here with the intention to buy them, so I buy 2.

I quickly drop of the shopping at the hotel and make my way to Soi6, where I intend to chill a bit at FIRE. As I arrive I greet Nook and Butter (who returned from her work break) before sitting down with Matt who introduces me to his friend Craig. We mostly talk about Thai hospitality, nice places off the beaten paths and drinking stories. Some time after @Firewood arrives and I get to meet another man behind the avatar. With him I mostly talk about business, AI and „retired“ life.

The original plan was to go to an art exhibit with Tattoo, but I receive these messages.

From my point of view obviously an insanely stupid thing to not have keys to your room, but it is not the first time I hear this, so I do not question it more than you see in the text.

However I also saw her battery at like 5% before we split, so soon after our communication breaks down. Guess I stay at FIRE? Order a second vodka coke, thinking about going down the Soi to resume my old ways, but I still hold off a bit. @vindici stops by again, always nice to see this bundle of happiness in human form.

Have some more talks with all the people involved before communication with Tattoo resumes.

As you can see stupid me bought the tickets in advance, so I wasted a good chunk of money. It just bears repeating, unless the girl is physically standing next to you, do not make plans/invest money. It’s my fault and I accept that.

She tells me she is on her way to my hotel and arrives in about 20 minutes. I rather abruptly say my goodbyes and take my leave. Butter asks me where I am going and I tell her „meeting lady“. Gets a giggle out of her. Walking back to the hotel I question what I am now supposed to fill the evening with except fucking. I arrive at the reception and see her already waiting for me, dressed to the nines. Short black dress, cute high heels, make up and sun glasses that make her look like an American high society bitch. Just staring at her with an open mouth, drooling on the reception floor. Thank god there is a „slippery when wet“ sign outside of Areca, they certainly need it right now…

We drop off some of her stuff at my room and discuss what the evening now should entail. She wants to have a drink but not get full drunk, so we head to the cocktail cart next to the Tree Town Food Market. She orders some weird coffee(?) cocktail and I order something called Pattaya Delight without knowing what it is.

 

It tasted great, but after finishing it I went from basically sober to fully hammered. There must have been a shit ton of alcohol in it that I did not really taste. I guess the same applies to her drink as she only drinks half before saying „I get too drunk already“ so I pay 320b for the drinks and we head to 7/11 for some pre hotel shopping. Once we arrive in the hotel we discuss our arrangement a bit more, where I am pretty pleased with all things that I hear, except she does not let me take naked pics (bad, but I already have amassed over 1 TB since being here so not a big loss) and the no condom thing. But she overshoots every other metric I have for a LLT. She needs to call a friend for a moment, so I, slightly sad because apparently I turned from an insane drunk into a sad drunk over the last couple of years, go on the balcony to smoke some weed. Blast 2 grams of Sativa into my bloodstream and at the literal height of how smashed I will be that evening decide to post the shit you see above this entry.

She finishes her call and gets me to come in again for another session. But I am kind of pissed at that point. The mixture of drugs in combination with having wasted money on the art thing and not getting EXACTLY what I want turn me into a spoiled brat. She wants to be fucked but I tell her that won’t happen. She will blow and rim me (damn you Cartier, I did not want to be changed as a man). Finish will be on her face. She just goes along with it (more reasons why I really want to have her around me longer). It’s not a long session as I kind of just want to punish her a little and get my own enjoyment out of it. I make sure to shoot up her nose and into her eyes. I can feel my anger evaporating as she is struggling to see and breathe. Feeling sorry again for her at this point I drop the towel on her face instead of letting her look for it with her closed eyes like I thought I would.
Here the lazy part of the title card comes into play. She  just wipes off her face and starts scrolling TikTok. This is kind of weird to me. I ask her if she does not plan on getting clean. „Me so lazy“. I tell her she is a nasty bitch (almost this days title) and command her to shower etc, which she does ( at least she is following commands like this ).

It’s past 23:00 now and I am slowly sobering up a bit again. I start writing parts of the report and reading a bit of Reddit, while she watches TikTok. The TikTok brainrot is so strong though that it literally distracts me from writing the report. Her entire feed is in Thai so I do not even understand anything, the memes are also foreign/not funny to me, yet I cannot  look away. Just goes to show how evil the design of these short form videos is. Literally designed to destroy your attention span. I watch this in bewilderment and ask myself if older people also look at me like this when they see me sit in front of 3 screens on my PC, every screen blasting some different form of content into my face. Probably. Rightfully so.

Eventually though she gets stuck on a Pattaya News channel and seems shocked. She tells me that they report that an older Farang jumped near Rompho Market. This is one of the things I like about them roaming social media next to me, there’s always just weird infos being relayed to me.

As the clock approaches 02:00 she shuts off her phone and cuddles up next to me. I do the same and fall asleep looking forward to waking up next to her.

Edited May 18 by D-Nice

[Jebb]

44 minutes ago, D-Nice said:

 @vindici stops by again, always nice to see this bundle of happiness in human form.

A good description of him. 555

[Azz]

12 hours ago, D-Nice said:

tasted great, but after finishing it I went from basically sober to fully hammered. There must have been a shit ton of alcohol in it that I did not really taste

Don't ever try the blue hawaii one then 🤣😂😂 @ENK7317 probably knows about this one lol. 

No joke, you can end up fkn a LB by accident.

Those mfs put 500gr of sugar easily 😂😂😂

[Firewood]

The pleasure was all mine meeting you. On the other had, hanging out with your friend @vindici took a lot of effort!

Just kidding of course 555

[D-Nice]

Day 27 - Fighting the Farang Fork

Wake up at 09:30 and Tattoo is also awake.
I inform her that breakfast in the hotel lasts until 10:00. „I want“. Did not really expect it but I certainly won’t complain. We have an almost identical breakfast that we both chug down in about 10 minutes before heading back to the room. We do some talking about what we want to do today and decide on repeating the idea of yesterday: Pado Media Art Space

https://maps.app.goo.gl/phWQQRPhWGhZqH7P7?g_st=ic

After that discussion ends we start with our morning session where I once again manage to hurt my dick by making a woman cum. The bruise grows. I tell her to finish me, so she does some weird finger circling motion that feels heavenly and uses her very speedy tongue. She would later tell me she had a female customer once that taught her the most on how to use her tongue. That’s one I have not heard often so far, but it seems to me we need more lesbian mongers. Despite still being kinda uncomfortable I finish rather quickly. The mixture of her techniques and the never ending eye contact while always looking longingly at me is too much to handle. We clean up and decide to get some clothing from her condo. She invites me to join her and I do. This is the first time for me in Jomtien and it’s not to enjoy one of its many offerings, but to visit a random condo.

As we arrive there she knocks on the door. I almost forgot again - no keys. After some time another girl opens the door. She is clearly sleeping and only wrapped in a blanket. They talk a bit and Tattoo tells me I can’t come in. Kind of understandable but I will not wait here, there is no AC. Tell her to take her time and text me once she is done.

Tattoo told me I tasted sweet today and I put the „blame“ on Swensen’s so more sweets for me. My goal is the Central McDonald’s for a McFlurry.  Looking back I do not know why I did not stay and look around Jomtien for something sweet or in general. Only thing I can think of is that the McFlurry machines are always broken in Germany, so I usually take the chance to eat one while in Thailand.

 

I just do some window shopping until I head for the hotel again. On my way there Tattoo lets me know she is on her way as well. She will take some time to arrive so I take the „scenic“ way home. Here I see that the Subway is now gone

 

I thought about eating there like 2 days ago. Guess I was lucky that I did not.

We meet up and this time I only now buy the tickets. Both freshen up and I order a Bolt to Pado.

@Edmontonis told me to smoke a joint before, so I do that in the parking lot. Or let me specify: I smoke about 1g of Sativa that I inhale in about 5 just absolutely massive drags. Usually I am a chill smoker but I do not want to stand in this parking lot too long, while Tattoo is eyeing me very critically (to her drugs are stupid, honestly a good opinion). This should prove to be a fantastic and horrible decision at the same time.

As we head in she tells me I smell terrible, which I do not like hearing at all. Quick refresh in the toilet until I am Aroy again. The first room is a beautiful flower scenery that is constantly changing and evoking the feeling of a fantasy forrest

 

The next 2 rooms are more glacier & water inspired. She took a lot of photos but all of them have her, me or both of us in them. I tried censoring them but then they look like shit. Now you may ask why do you not have many pictures yourself? To her it was „a date“, but I was absolutely tripping balls in there. The tempo that I smoked in just smacked me right into my face. The height of me being high was literally „The laser room“ where you just sit in seats and watch a laser show. Had to hold onto my fucking seat and Tattoo to not fully drift away here. She tried talking to me during that show but to no avail, I am busy digging my nails into the parts of reality that currently are trying to slip away from me. The video I took here is dogshit ( I wonder why) but if you ever see that room you will understand.

From the laser room we head into the next one called Aurora.

Here you sit in beanbags and watch whales and diamonds moving around the walls & ceiling. This following up the laser room just finishes the 1-2 punch combination of being high, as I fall deeper into the beanbag. Tattoo send me some pictures of me here. I look like I miss half my brain staring at the ceiling.

 

Moving through another couple of rooms I sober up more, while watching more beautiful set pieces. Best one by far being the „lamp room“

Eventually we arrive at this thing

Next to it there are costumes, which you can wear to take some different photos here.

There is one that resembles a wizard robe. Before I even spot it Tattoo picks it up and shows it to me saying and I quote:

“Do you want to be Harry Potterrrrrrr??“

……. 

Do I even need to comment on this anymore? I am not even sure that I told her about all the Harry Potter incidents, so this just might have been an organic thought of hers. Fuck me. I am one mental breakdown away from buying a robe and wand to just lean into it.

After I would say 1,5 hours we exit the building and are both hungry. Across the street we see Mikoto Shabu and decide to have a meal there. As we enter I can already feel the trouble arising. I am the only Farang in a chock full restaurant. There is some English around, but most of the non Thai info is written in Chinese. Oh no. I am being fully ignored by the waitress. During my entire stay I shall not hear a single English word that is not spoken by either Tattoo or me. Not a problem, this is what I do these LTs for, so they force me to try different stuff. I tell Tattoo I want pork and let her handle the rest. She orders some stuff and gets us some refillable drinks while cheekily smiling at me. Once the food arrives she prepares it for both of us. I love being pampered by Thai girls like this.

(Me and my future nemesis)

There is still a problem though. I am still pretty high and rarely eat with chopsticks, so while it often works out, here I struggle massively with shoving food into my mouth. I am just flailing around, looking worse than an Asian toddler. This goes on for a couple of minutes until I see someone approaching from the corner of my eye. OH GOD PLEASE NO I KNOW WHAT IS COMING. I turn to my left and see the maybe 15 year old waitress that previously ignored me. Her eyes are filled with a mixture of pity and disgust. Basically staring at me like

She places down a fork next to me. I am now the „proud owner“ of the only fork in town.

No. I refuse. I’d rather starve than admit defeat. If this fork is being used then it is to kill myself with it after this embarrassment.

But I realize in the moment how funny this shit is so I just burst out laughing, which obviously does not improve my chopstick skills. I continue to not be able to pick up anything for like 3 more minutes. Tattoo is literally asking me „Are you serious?“ but I ignore it as I am focused on my hands. Finally I get my grip right again and manage to pick out food. I make it a point to „stare down“ the literal child that robbed me of all of my aura, while shoveling food into my mouth like a mad man. The hot sauce that was only marked with Chinese symbols is burning away my throat but I do not care, this shop will not best me a second time. I REFUSE.

From this point onward I had no more trouble eating so we both gorged ourselves until we where full. I paid somewhere around 700b for the entire ordeal.

It’s only around 21:30 here, so we decide to play some pool at the Megabreak pool hall next to Areca

 

Tattoo is rather small and her hand was sticky, so I beat her 2 - 0. She wants her revenge on another day where she is not as sweaty. As a finisher I want to get a massage, so we enter the Risa massage between Megabreak and Areca. Both decide on a back massage, so we head upstairs and basically have a couples massage style back massage. You can very clearly hear the live music from next door, which gives this massage a different flair. Tattoo and the ladies yak yak for the entire duration of the massage. She would later tell me that she told them about our exploits, while one of the other ladies gossiped about her boyfriend.

We arrive at the hotel and are both horny, but she tells me her pussy hurts a little. Considering the sex we are having it is very easy to believe her (I mean the bruise on my dick hurts pretty bad too), so I just tell her to blow me again, which she enthusiastically starts.

30 minutes of eye contact, licking, spitting, massaging, jerking and sucking later I watch her destroy another generation of people that would call me their ancestor.

I want to smoke to go to bed now, so I tell her to do the TikToks she wants to do of our visit to keep her busy. Once I return I watch the stuff she created and we talk a bit more until we fall asleep around 02:30.

Edited Tuesday at 08:01 by D-Nice

[Edmontonis]

The laser show had me floored as well and I was stone cold sober! Definitely a really cool exhibit though. Hahah the fucking wizard hats killed me reading this 😂

And good on you for not using the pity fork. I've been eating a lot at a Chinese noodle shop and I'm pretty sure I'm the only customer they bring both a fork and chopsticks... Get that shit outta here! 

[D-Nice]

9 minutes ago, Edmontonis said:

And good on you for not using the pity fork. I've been eating a lot at a Chinese noodle shop and I'm pretty sure I'm the only customer they bring both a fork and chopsticks... Get that shit outta here! 

With how long they took to bring it to me I am fully convinced they had to go get it from some other place 😂

No chance in hell of me using that fork, I’d rather look stupid than ignorant.

[JackinHK]

Great TR! Just caught up with it and seems we have similar tastes in ladies too so I'm enjoying reading this a month before I touch down in LOS. I will be in Pattaya 15-18 June (flying in from Munich) then in BKK until 22nd when I fly home to HK.

Got a night out planned with @Smeghead76 on the Wednesday and would be good to meet if you're still in town. 

[D-Nice]

7 minutes ago, JackinHK said:

Great TR! Just caught up with it and seems we have similar tastes in ladies too so I'm enjoying reading this a month before I touch down in LOS. I will be in Pattaya 15-18 June (flying in from Munich) then in BKK until 22nd when I fly home to HK.

Got a night out planned with @Smeghead76 on the Wednesday and would be good to meet if you're still in town. 

I will probably be rather spent by that point but I am always down to meet new people!

[JackinHK]

38 minutes ago, D-Nice said:

I will probably be rather spent by that point but I am always down to meet new people!

Haha I bet! If you're on the June Line group I'll be posting in there when I arrive, even if only for a beer would be great to meet a fellow BM.

[D-Nice]

I know of a certain guy that was not aware of the fact that you could hit your head in the Soi6 7/11.

 

At least here the pillow was at the right height.

[D-Nice]

Day 28 - Max Muay High Stadium

Wake up around 9 to write the previous days report for an hour.

I told Tattoo that I would go work out in the morning, her request this time was to not wake up, so I use the 10 years of relationship experience in combination with shift work to sneak out the room unnoticed. Today I am lazy, so I decide to try out the Areca Gym.

 

Obviously lacking the „sophisticated“ machines of a proper gym, but certainly in the better end of the hotel gym spectrum.
Sadly the workout is not a good one since the Chinese Shabu Hot sauce is destroying my intestines, forcing several breaks just as I am about to really get into the workout. Once I return to the room I have one of the protein shakes and a hand full of almonds. While eating I see the edibles I bought a day ago in my fridge.

Before my brain is able to think about something else I chuck the entire Trolli pack down. Did not have this kind of breakfast in quite some time.

I decide I want to bust before the inevitable edible freight train will hit me. Tattoo had already been semi awake, rolling around kind of restless, so I move in to kiss her behind her ears. One of the LT things I really enjoy is learning to press their buttons, good or bad.
We are both still kind of bruised, so it is just a very gentle and slow prone session. There are no hard movements, no forcing further than possible without discomfort, just a steady motion from me, as she carefully rotates her hips back and forth. I let her suck my index finger gently while holding eye contact with me. I can feel her tensing up before she lets go off my finger to tell me she is about to cum. This time I do not only manage to not get hurt, but come at the same time as her, using her contractions to finish me.

She wants to get some more stuff from her condo, including her body hair laser, since I told her to get rid of her regrowing pubic hair. As I watch her get onto the back of a motorbike taxi ( please do not die on me on these hellish machines), I decide to finish the Indian food recommendations at Beer Hub.
Tried to invite Tattoo, but as with most Thai girls I could literally see her pussy dry up when I mentioned I eat Indian food. As with every woman I try to explain, but there are too many barriers to break down to get her to understand, so I just drop the topic. Since it is not brutally hot, but rather a nice cloudy warmth I decide to walk there via Soi10. At the beach I see them selling Sex Toys, I need to talk to Tattoo about those, as I am in the mood to use some on her. 
I arrive at Beer Hub and order the last remaining recommendations

 

A lamb seekh kebab and chana masala with a tandoori roti again. Once again something I would have not bought by myself and would have regretted it. Only caveat here is that I think the cheese/egg dish I had last time was better. It will be hard to beat that one in terms of taste.

After the food I just roam around on the beach for a bit, even shortly just sitting down looking at all the boats in the distance.

Here I think I achieve the main goal of my trip: Boredom while being content. At this moment I do not want to fuck, drink, plan or talk to anyone. I just stare into the distance while being happy with the choices that led me to this moment. Sadly it is just a fleeting moment once again, as after 10 minutes of being calm I decide I want to play a proper round of pool, since Tattoo could not fulfill that need. I make my way to Soi6, intending to play pool with one of the girls at FIRE.

At the beach front entrance another Indian looking fellow stops his motorbike abruptly next to me, shouting hey at me, while making sniffing motions with his nose. 10 years ago I would have likely at least looked at his product, nowadays it just gets a resigned headshake out of me. I stand in front of the Soi and decide I have not had enough edibles yet, so I enter the shop at the left hand site of the beach side Soi6 entrance.

On my way up the Soi I eat 2 out of the 3 gummies in there, while eating the last one as I arrive at FIRE. It’s around 16:30 here and the grabbing is suspiciously low, maybe 5 or 6 women only while walking down. Chill and disappointing at the same time.

I arrive at FIRE and buy Mew a drink so she plays some pool with me. I also buy Butter a drink, since I still feel a little bad about the mosquito bite thing and she is always nice to me when she sees me. I play a round of pool against each of them, losing both rounds, as Mew destroys me, while I destroy myself against Butter. The edibles concoction is certainly not helping, but I am having fun. Another customer asks me to play a round against him and I have a good start, but I also drank 2 vodka cokes in during my previous games, so I am somewhat rolling at that point and can not manage to win this game either. The other customer takes over the pool table with Butter and I play some connect 4 with Mew. She wins most of the rounds. My head is useless at this point and she is really fucking good at these bar games by now. As I tell her I want to check bin I see Tong. She smells wonderful so I buy her another drink before I head off, just exchanging a bit of small talk. She asks me when I will return to Thailand/Pattaya and I tell her somewhere between the end of this low season and the start of next low season. Happy to hear that I plan on returning she tells me she will wait for me. Don’t do this to either of us Tong, that will just lead to sadness.

It is like 17:30 at this point. I talked to Tattoo about meeting at Max Muay Thai Stadium around 18:45, since the fights start at 19:00 and I wanted to see sweaty men violently hugging each other once again (no homo??). My brilliant mind is of the conviction that I am not high enough, so I buy more Sativa in some random shop and smoke it before ordering a Bolt to the Stadium.

While in the Bolt I try to check today’s fights, but the site seems to have degraded over the past years, not being kept up to date. Here my Bolt driver kind of annoys me, trying to convince me to let him buy the ticket for me. At first I think it is maybe not a scam, since he is quoting me the website prize, but when I tell him I need a reduced price ticket for a Thai girl, he says „impossible“. I have bought cheaper tickets for Thais many many times here, so I know he talks out of his ass. We arrive and I see Tattoo just arriving as well.

We head to the walk in register and I get quoted 1500b for me and 600b for the lady. Last time it was still 500b for Thais, but at least I was right about there being a different price. Fuck you random Bolt driver!

It is Tattoos first time watching Muay Thai in a stadium. I always doubt this information until I think about how many women in Germany have watched football in an arena. 
 

She watches the intro movie very attentively, just further proving her point of having  no clue about any of this. For her first event I think she got a good impression, as we watched one interesting draw, two good fights to decisions, as well as one body shot TKO and a leg kick TKO (that dude looked like he was chopping wood with his leg)

Since she was cuddling up to me and stroking me the entire time I am as horny  as I could possibly get while watching men beat each other. Order a Bolt to the hotel and tell her to keep her makeup one once we get to the room. Today she will be wearing one of the outfits I bought.“Yes“, god how I love that attitude. I also ask her about Sex Toys and she is willing, but we postpone that to tomorrow. She picks an outfit and while she goes to change I throw half of the skittles edibles into my mouth.

Her choice out of my „collection“. She comes out and even styled her hair like it is in the picture. Not sure I prefer it to her usual hair, but her putting in the effort makes me appreciate it so much more. 

Now me being high as a kite usually is not good for sex, but with her and the current mood I am in it is fantastic, even if a bit monotonous while describing it. It’s once again a rather slow session, happening almost exclusively in various forms of missionary, but I manage to cum 3 times in the span of like 50 minutes, while I feel her tensing up and releasing twice. I am spent after my fourth nut of the day, but she is still soakingwet, so I fingerblast her through 3 more orgasms. To be honest again I was so high that I just kind of blanked here and did not stop. Eventually I snap out of it and ask her if I should stop. „You could have 10 minutes ago and I happy already“ Ups, guess I need to be more attentive again, but she still said she liked all of it, so not a problem.

Both very much done we decide to head to Craft Cottage again, where I deviate from my usual order by ordering a Pa Nang Curry

Not as good as the Massaman, but still good. On the upper level of Farang spicy though.
After food we head back to the hotel, where she shows me her new Reels.

One of them is the Media Art Space. It is her in the middle, with a semi bad crop of me ( I am visible in a mirror and half of my body is in the pic), while a song is playing in the background, talking about „ I am not your girlfriend you are not my boyfriend“. If this is supposed to get a rise out of me it is futile, if not even calming to me.

Reason for that is that I managed to get some emotional development done earlier that day. Originally we said that she would be gone 2-3 hours, which then extended to 5-6 hours without me getting any real info from her. My mind went to her meeting other customers and I was ready to get mad about it. But thinking about it I realized I do not want to be mad. It’s fine if she does that shit, I intend to fuck a Soi6 chick tomorrow. We did not do the tests and fuck without condom, while I also still take Prep. Her having another customer would still be less dangerous than with a Soi6 girl. There is no reason to blow this up by getting useless emotions involved. Once she arrived at the Stadium she just went back into full holiday girlfriend mode as well, not being distanced or stuff like that. So why would I care about what she does in her off time? The only thing I told her is to keep me updated if she takes longer than expected, as I do not like waiting for no reason. She seems fine with that.

We go to sleep at around 02:00 again, having fully and officially broken the 3 day rule.

Edited Wednesday at 08:38 by D-Nice

[D-Nice]

Day 29 - Wannabe (Holiday) Girlfriend

On 20/05/2026 at 15:19, D-Nice said:

There is no reason to blow this up by getting useless emotions involved

I wake up shortly after 9. Today is a quick breakfast for me only since Tattoo did not want to be woken up. I see that my mother is awake already and have a call with her since it’s her birthday. 
After I return to the room to shower, I notice that Tattoo is awake and in a good mood (at least for „Thai girl that has just woken up“ standards). We talk a bit about how the day is supposed to play out.  She has an appointment to get some lip filler injections in the evening. Between the first meet with the tattoo and now this, I feel like having met a future bimbo, even though that is likely a big exaggeration.

Since she might not be able to use her mouth later on I tell her I want to have a big blowjob session for the morning fuck. She obliges with her usual enthusiasm, „deepthroating“ me until I get too hard for her to do it. She once again does her finger circling technique and this time I notice what she is doing there. It’s a 2 finger „massage“ of the frenulum area, while drenching her fingers in spit prior to starting. „I know you like“. I guess that is easy to establish since my eyes roll to the back of my head every single time she does this. She knows which spots she has to lick fast, kiss softly or suck on. Even the rimming just gets incorporated now by her. I love it when they learn and adapt instead of being a blank canvas every single encounter. We keep this going for a good 20 minutes, until I can feel her getting exhausted. I am not that far away from a finish, but decide to fuck her a little. While dripping wet herself she is too fucking tight in the moment. Getting in is kind of an endurance task, that pushes me away from my finish for a bit. Good for her though, since I then take long enough for her to squeeze out an orgasm for herself. The contractions feel as amazing as ever and I tell her to beg me to cum. Apparently she googled some German dirty talk as she tries to give me some encouragement in German, but I have not heard German dirty talk in about 10 years and I really do not like german dirty talk. Tell her to switch to English where „ Daddy please come inside“ pushes me over the edge.

All of this took way longer than intended, so by now it is 13:30 and I decide I want a foot massage, so the Risa massage next to Areca it is. While I am chilling, enjoying the rather soft touches, Tattoo seems to be suffering somewhat. Later on she would tell me that the massage lady asked her if she was walking a lot, which she confirmed by telling the lady I was German. This apparently was enough to get the massage lady to understand. It seems like I might have reinforced a stereotype here.

Our next goal is another recommendation ( I am sure you know by who at this point ), The House of Benedict

https://maps.app.goo.gl/AQBnDT6dHbN1uuYc9?g_st=ic

It is a 40 minute drive from Central Pattaya, which she spends resting, while I am making sure she is not drifting through the car at every stop.

The tickets for the two of us cost 300b and are available in the smaller left side entrance. A bit confusing to me to be honest. My default would have been the right path.

The entrance hall is breathtaking. There are smaller side areas with different designs to the left and right, as well as upstairs.

 

We are both hungry so we decide to get some food near the stands close to the entrance 

The food and drinks you see there are around 500b. During our entire visit Tattoo takes pics of me while I am busy taking pictures of the surroundings. She comments that I am taking pictures like an old man …. Being closer to double her age than being her age I can’t even disagree. 90 minutes later we both had our fill of this area and decide to leave. It is almost time for her lip filler appointment. Originally I intended to go to Soi6 while she has the appointment but we lost track of time, so since there is not enough time I just accompany her. The appointment takes like 15 minutes and her face does not look much different than before. However she tells me her face is numb now. Looking for options on what to do I remember that there is something I already wanted to do the last two times I was here, but never got around to it: The Pattaya City sign

 

Takes us about half an hour to get to the Pratumnak Viewpoint, but we arrive just as the sun is going down, giving it a nice touch.

Once again reinforcing the stereotype we run up and down the stairs to take some nice pictures, with her complaining about the „exercise“.
After a short stay we want to leave again so I try to order a Bolt, but I feel this app has degraded so much since my last visit. I am often getting cancelled by cars that the gps shows me are right in front of me, despite not being there. The drivers drive around in circles, never getting a cm closer to me and all this kind of stuff. Eventually I get a driver that actually comes to pick us up. As we arrive at the hotel we realize we forgot our Sex Toy shopping spree. Guess we will try again tomorrow.

We chill a bit in the room before we decide to order some Chinese food out of laziness. Getting food delivered to the hotel by Lineman is one of the smaller core desires I have for LTs, feels intimate to me in a weird way. While we wait for the food to arrive (45 minutes WTF) I ask her what I can do to her now, with her pussy being sore and her face being numb. „Blowjob?“. The thought of having her blow me right after being injected is kind of bothering me. We already talked about me visiting other women, so I suggest she just recovers in my room (or her condo, whatever she wants) and go at it again tomorrow, while I visit the 6 after eating.

Stupid me actually thought a young Thai chick would be honest with me and not cause problems, but oh well. I can kind of see her scrambling a bit, before convincing me to do the BJ route. She goes at it like she wants to prove a point. Wilder, more wet, more moans, more eye contact, more intense licking than ever before. I am actually worried for her face as she buries it between my legs, doing long licks from my ass up to my tip. Despite being way more in the mood to fuck someone she manages to finish me with all the energy she is showing off here.

However I feel a clear shift in the air after that experience. She seems not as happy go lucky as usual and is also not trying to get closer to me as she usually does. Asking her if she is alright she shakes her head and starts crying. God damn.

I just hug her a bit while she cries into my shoulder. Once she calms down we get to talking about what made her feel like this. „Were you serious about Soi6?“. I tell her of course, I told her (like everyone) that I do not like lying, especially in Pattaya. Too much effort for too little reward (most of the time). I really just subscribe to the idea of the „honest bad man“. I remind her that she told me it is okay if a customer goes with another lady. „I am not sure I only see you as a customer“. Okay we are getting somewhere with the problem search. Recounting the entire talk we had after this revelation would take too long, so I will try to break it down to simple bullet points:

- I do not think this is a trick to manipulate me into sponsorship or something like that

- we both think her birth control fucked with her a bit that day

- we both see how unrealistic it is to be together in that way

- I made her call some of her friends to get a reality check, which helped immensely

- I give her the best sex she ever had (there had to be at least one positive about this talk, my ego likes this info very much)

- we learn a lot about each others past relationships and our own perceptions of one another

I also try to tell her I am not a good man by telling her about my time as a drug dealer and all the shitty violence that comes with it eventually. Her response is to play a song with the lyrics of „Mama I am in love with a bad boy“

While our talk is happening the Chinese food arrives

 

After like 2 hours we are both spent and in a somewhat happy place again, but to say I am not worried about this would be a lie. But more for her than me. It seems like I really need to be more of an asshole, for my sake and also for the sake of the ladies in my vicinity. We finish our talk by me saying to her that we will spend tomorrow apart. There has to be some distance for things to maybe recover. I go on the balcony to smoke some weed in the hopes of clearing my head, while she produces more Reels. When I return I see one where I am not cropped out of anything, it’s just my head that is censored, while hugging her from behind. I turn off the light, she puts away her phone and we both fall asleep, just holding hands at a distance this time.

[D-Nice]

Now if you are afraid of this last day dragging me down, I understand.

However scar tissue has significantly less nerve endings compared to regular tissue, so there is not much going on inside.

Back on the horse we go for now (or at least pretending to be a horse for those cowgirls)

[pleasureseeker]

On 20/05/2026 at 09:19, D-Nice said:

Here I think I achieve the main goal of my trip: Boredom while being content. At this moment I do not want to fuck, drink, plan or talk to anyone. I just stare into the distance while being happy with the choices that led me to this moment.

That is a brilliant quote...and so true. While I usually spend most of my trips constantly on the go, I often just chill out for half an hour. In recent trips, it's been at Pasha's on Beach Road just having a coffee and being grateful for my life leading me here. But old habits die hard and before long, I'm back on my travels hunting hot girls and cold beers.

I like your last few days and your interaction with Tattoo...Thai girls are indeed complicated...no wonder there is a 3-day rule!

[consciousornot]

2 hours ago, pleasureseeker said:

That is a brilliant quote...and so true. While I usually spend most of my trips constantly on the go, I often just chill out for half an hour. In recent trips, it's been at Pasha's on Beach Road just having a coffee and being grateful for my life leading me here. But old habits die hard and before long, I'm back on my travels hunting hot girls and cold beers.

I like your last few days and your interaction with Tattoo...Thai girls are indeed complicated...no wonder there is a 3-day rule!

Yea...those quiet moments to yourself watching the sun rise or set over the ocean. recalling all of the decisions and indecisions that led you to that moment and realizing how fragile, yet extremely resilient life is...those moments where you can just take a moment to slow down. It's a different type of zone and one of the main reasons I prefer solo traveling. 

[GSpot11]

12 minutes ago, consciousornot said:

Yea...those quiet moments to yourself watching the sun rise or set over the ocean. recalling all of the decisions and indecisions that led you to that moment and realizing how fragile, yet extremely resilient life is...those moments where you can just take a moment to slow down. It's a different type of zone and one of the main reasons I prefer solo traveling. 

In a world of beautiful, fast and fun pace, with constant pressures from decisions, be it personal or professional, I appreciate the balance of @D-Nice and the journey. @consciousornot got the button, for sure ocean, sunrise and sets, all 86,400 seconds a day we mongers breath in the moment, the memories absorb the moment like @pleasureseeker said.

[D-Nice]

5 hours ago, pleasureseeker said:

I like your last few days and your interaction with Tattoo...Thai girls are indeed complicated...no wonder there is a 3-day rule!

Thank you for the kind words. It is hard for me to know how much people like reading about spending time with a LLT, since it is so different from the start of my report. Good to hear it is still somewhat interesting.

Because after spending another day on the 6 I realize I enjoy talking to my fellow mongers even more than for example 2 weeks ago, but I am somewhat sick of the hunt and uncertainty of it all, so I hope Tattoo returns to me tomorrow.

But as we all know you never know with these Thai chicks….

2 hours ago, GSpot11 said:

In a world of beautiful, fast and fun pace, with constant pressures from decisions, be it personal or professional, I appreciate the balance of @D-Nice and the journey.

Thank you for this as well. I would have never thought of calling something here „in balance“ but trying to look at it from the outside, I guess there is a certain balance I am striking here.

[TravellingBrit]

On 15/05/2026 at 19:12, D-Nice said:

[snip]

I walk around a bit more in Terminal, but I am not motivated to eat here alone, as I can not stop thinking about the Indian food at Beer Hub. So in the back of a baht bus I go and drive to Beer Hub, where I intend to try the Paneer Bhurji.

Perfection. I would have never tried this without a recommendation and it would have been a missed opportunity.

[snip]

Interesting that you liked the food at Beet Hub - I tried the pineapple fried rice there and it wasn't a patch on the one I'd previously had at one of the places at Terminal 21

[D-Nice]

34 minutes ago, TravellingBrit said:

Interesting that you liked the food at Beet Hub - I tried the pineapple fried rice there and it wasn't a patch on the one I'd previously had at one of the places at Terminal 21

Well to be fair I have only ever eaten the Indian food there and that is supreme. I can envision their Thai food to be lacking though, at least if they are priced similarly to all the other stuff they offer.

[ThailandLover24]

Great trip report mate, not a dull moment. Appreciate your candour and writing style. I’ll be there in a few weeks, hopefully we can meet for a beer… if you’re still surviving by then! 60 days is impressive 🙌

[consciousornot]

3 hours ago, D-Nice said:

Thank you for the kind words. It is hard for me to know how much people like reading about spending time with a LLT, since it is so different from the start of my report. Good to hear it is still somewhat interesting.

Because after spending another day on the 6 I realize I enjoy talking to my fellow mongers even more than for example 2 weeks ago, but I am somewhat sick of the hunt and uncertainty of it all, so I hope Tattoo returns to me tomorrow.

But as we all know you never know with these Thai chicks….

Thank you for this as well. I would have never thought of calling something here „in balance“ but trying to look at it from the outside, I guess there is a certain balance I am striking here.

I'll only speak for myself, but the LLT portion of your TR has been more interesting since, well your second paragraph does well in explaining it, as human beings we are social creatures. We are literally wired for social connection. 

Yes the ST conquests are interest, but forgettable (even from the perspective of reading), but the social connection, the drama (as in real life is the best form of drama) is more relatable. 

As for balance, this upcoming trip for me, I plan to try to take a pointer or two from multiple TRs and give the 6 and honest whirl. I've never tried the ST rooms, always worked the LT and LLTs from a-gogos. Your reports (and others here and on BA) have me thinkin it's time to explore the other end of the scene!

Keep it up!

[D-Nice]

5 hours ago, consciousornot said:

As for balance, this upcoming trip for me, I plan to try to take a pointer or two from multiple TRs and give the 6 and honest whirl. I've never tried the ST rooms, always worked the LT and LLTs from a-gogos. Your reports (and others here and on BA) have me thinkin it's time to explore the other end of the scene!

It’s certainly a good thought to try every end of the spectrum. Just make sure to do some research on the ST rooms first, because as you have seen in my report and likely others as well, there are some that might scar you for life, especially if you have them as your first ST room.

[D-Nice]

Day 30 - The view from halfway down

Wake up time is around 9:30. Despite Tattoo saying she is still a bit sore we have a „regular“ (read: genitalia damaging) morning session. Maybe it is her fear of losing me, or our talk last night which included me telling her I enjoy an active woman when it comes to get me going, but she is extra invested this time, as it basically her engaging first and getting me horny with her arsenal of weapons. It is a short sessions since we are both still hurting, physically and emotionally.

Once we are done she gets cleaned up and basically sprints out of the room and into a Bolt. I think she was a bit hasty, but I literally told her to leave, so I have no right to judge the way in which she does.

Craving routine and stability I head to Sun Fitness. Another semi good workout, my head is just not in the right place right now. Afterwards it is another Cashew Chicken at Pitini. Mook is still nowhere to be seen. But even if I were to meet her again now I would not shoot my shot I think, at least not as long as there is Tattoo still lingering (you will later see how right I am/was in this judgement) I think I missed my chance to poison my well. Maybe it’s for the better.

Since I have not managed to write much of yesterdays report I decide to get a foot massage at Risa next to Tree town. There is a tiny adorable little baby girl running around the shop. Often I am bothered by children but in this moment it kind of warms my heart a little. Her mum and the other ladies try to get her to calm down but fail to do so. Only once they give her a tablet she sits down and watches something attentively. The older I get the more I think you need to keep away your kids as long as possible from all the tech stuff. Kind of hypocritical since my computer basically raised me.

On the way back to the hotel I see that the massage next to Subway is now also gone.

Maybe they are renovating the building? Otherwise both of those shops being gone in the span of 2 days would be weird to me. But as you’ve seen in my review, that massage was in desperate need of an overhaul.

Quick shower at the hotel. I know I will spend time on the 6 today, but I am not sure with what. I want to chill at FIRE, fuck a random chick down the Soi and maybe meet some like minded people. I start off by arranging to join the barcrawl with George. He wants to join after it leaves Hollywood, so I have some time to kill first, off to FIRE. I buy myself a vodka coke and a LD for Mew because she is charming me today. I play with her thighs and butt a little, while she is sniffing my neck and lightly biting/hitting my neck/shoulder from behind. During this I mostly talk to Matt about current life in the bar. Seems like I will not see Geo again. A bit sad because I enjoyed his chaotic, yet friendly energy.

After a drink I decide to head to VIP bar where George is currently at. As I enter I once again see the smile fading off the faces of several ladies that I ignore. I have another vodka coke here while getting introduced to the Mama. She is 37 but looks way younger and rather cute. We see the crawl passing by, so we pay our bins and follow them. We enter a bar and spend 30 minutes there. Why no more infos? The entire thing was so forgettable that I did not take any notes. No bar name, not the girl I talked to, not the prices I paid. I added the crawl host to my WhatsApp since he is half Swiss, so he wants to have more people to speak German with in Thailand.

Once the crawl starts to move again, George, the other German fellow who has been hanging a lot with him and me decide to go to Foxy. While sitting down I spot 2 ladies that I would be willing to take with me. One of them throws her cutest smile at me. Jen is 19 years old and 150 cm without her heels. She does not know how much she weighs. She is a little bit thicker than my usual picks, but not flabby at all but very dense, making her soft skin just fantastic to touch. I wave her over and she gets giggly. She sits down a bit away from me, but the girl chilling with George yells at her a little, so she moves in closer. She is another one of those girls that can’t stop telling me how handsome I am. I can literally see her struggling to look at me for longer durations of time before getting too shy. Again I enjoy that in the beginning, but it eventually hinders „progress“ so I have to push her through this. Telling her that I picked her, so there is no reason for shyness, helps only a little. George spills a little of my drink onto her cleavage which I lick off. She is excited about this so I can guess I can push her more. Ordering Tequila I lick the salt off her tits while I let her lick it off my flexed biceps. The two others take their leave at this point and I tell them once I am done I will reunite with them. One more Tequila round, this time licking it off each others necks. Afterwards I just stare into her eyes until she wants to turn away, but as she does I grab her face and go in for a kiss. Starts of gentle but very quickly once again devolves into an intense makeout. I have finally beaten the shyness out of her. She is just grinding on me non stop, only interrupted when I stand up to dance with her. There is almost no blood left in my head, so I tell her to head upstairs with me. 500b for the room, 2k for her, pretty standard this time around.

The shower is sadly a communal one again. I feel like these are always in worse condition than the in room ones. However the room itself is very okay.

Her blowjob being semi deep is insanely soft and is seemingly making her wet, because my fingers slide into her without a problem. But wait I feel a sponge? Pull out my fingers to inspect - no blood, good. She is very responsive, so I stop the BJ and flip her on her stomach, rubbing her clit and massaging her G-Spot until I feel a cramp and release, followed by her turning around and grinning at me. Time for my fun. Sadly between her being tiny, tight and the sponge, fucking her is not really that fulfilling to me. After a bit of missionary and sideways I am getting rid of the condom again and have her lick my balls while sitting on her face. Switching to her blowing me again and finishing with stroking me while sucking on my left nipple. All of this took so long that I hear the mama knocking on the door shortly after I finish. Another first. We quickly shower and get dressed. Downstairs they want me to pay another 500b for the room, which I do and say my goodbyes to Jen.

I ask George where they are. „Walking lol“. Guess I am flying solo for now. As I stumble out of Foxy, Mint from Offshore approaches me. Somehow this chick only is there when I have just busted a nut. She convinces me to have a drink, while fucking my ear with her tongue. Inside she pushes hard for a barfine while straight up jerking me off in the bar. I have some tequilas with her and hand her 1000b to barfine herself later in the evening and come to me. Pay my bin and head to FIRE.

Here I met @Edmontonis in his usual spot again. The only thing stopping me from thinking that his butt has fused with the chair is him actually standing up once this time. I also meet @tehrocketman and we both fawn over Cartier at Roze. At around 23:30 I see Mint walking by. @Edmontonis tells me he fucked her like half a year ago. She would later tell me that she remembers my friend as well. So much pussy in this city and still stuff like this happens regularly, kind of funny. Also incredible once again how she remembers him. Thai girls and their memory for customers is something to be jealous of.

Soon after she sends me a picture of being at Runway, where we were supposed to meet, so I head there.

But she is still eating there with a friend so I shortly return to FIRE. Eventually she would pick me up from there and we drive towards my hotel. My mood sours a bit here. She ate some god awful spicy fish dish that not only smells so bad I do not want to interact with her, but it also hurts her stomach. Additionally she bought a new tablet and is busy configuring that janky piece of 1000b tech garbage. We arrive at the hotel and into the room. My hope was that brushing her teeth and the mouth wash I provide would be enough to get rid of the smell at least, but it did not. I literally do not want to go near her. She is also still complaining about her stomach while playing with her tablet. Not horny anymore but rather annoyed and sleepy I give her 1000b and tell her to leave and recover. She is clearly hurt by this and lets me know as much as soon as she left the hotel. I receive some rather unpleasant messages before I tell her I am sorry for whatever it is and block her. Not dealing with this anymore.

Looking back at the evening I am not really pleased. I met a new cute girl, but the interaction was lacking the physical as well as the emotional aspects I have come to appreciate over the past couple of days. Mint was just a complete waste of time and money. Safe to say:

I text Tattoo that the day apart was good and necessary, but that I want to see her again tomorrow. She says she is excited about seeing me again. That is a good note to end the day on, so I just browse some YouTube until I fall asleep around 02:30.

[Edmontonis]

You'd be amazed to know I've ran a 10k today and been averaging 20k steps a day since I never take bolt  or baht bus unless with a lady. 😂

I assure you I'm less of a lazy fuck than the perception you keep seeing at fire 5555. 

That was a truly hilarious turn of events last night though. We certainly have the same tastes!