Desiring Debauchery: D-Nice's 60 Days

[D-Nice]

56 minutes ago, Edmontonis said:

 

You'd be amazed to know I've ran a 10k today and been averaging 20k steps a day since I never take bolt  or baht bus unless with a lady. 😂

I assure you I'm less of a lazy fuck than the perception you keep seeing at fire 5555. 

 

I might literally need video evidence of that happening to believe you at this point 😂

[D-Nice]

Day 31 - Reunion

Woke up for the final time around 10.
Throw my remaining edibles down my throat, not even chewing them, but rather choking them down like a duck.

I use the moment without a Thai girl to squeeze in another Indian meal. This time I decided on visiting Everest Indian restaurant. It is another recommendation and very close to my hotel.

 

It’s around noon and the restaurant is empty. There is also some intense bell ringing while a man is running around with a candle. It seems I have interrupted  a ceremony of some kind. 
My order consists of a mango lassi, tandoori roti, vegetable samosas and chicken vindaloo. In Germany the vindaloo is already so spicy that I am a bit scared here, so I tell them only a little spicy.

The food tastes great, but they went too little on the spicy, as there is literally no spice left in it. Not what I am ordering vindaloo for but okay. Also despite being here for a month now I still forget to order the side portion of rice I always want to have. By the time I get into the habit I am likely back in Germany where I do not need to do it anymore.

Once I finish my food I decide to have another foot massage. I am walking so much and my legs are being murdered by mosquitos, so I take every chance to feel a bit better below my knees. The massage lasts until 14:15 and reinforces my very Pattaya specific racism again, as an Indian couple just will not shut up, basically screaming into their respective phones on speaker. In Germany the entire shop would pile onto these fuckers, here everyone is too shy. Oh how I hate the non confrontational approach here. It lets assholes get away with too much social rule breaking.

As the massage is finishing Tattoo tells me she is on her way to my hotel, so I hurry to get there in time. Once again I just sit down as I see this snack of a human being enter the lobby. However there are 2 things „going wrong“ here. Firstly she forgot her damn ID at home, so she has to leave again and it will take her an hour to return. Secondly she cut some of her own hair, since it was bothering her, hanging into her eyes. Sadly/funnily enough this makes her look a bit … for lack of another word …. retarded? Luckily she is still smoking hot, but now I have to giggle a bit when looking at her, which she obviously is not a fan of, because she is aware of her „mistake“.

I use this time to get my nails redone at the nail market in Buakhao Market. My previous lady is sadly not here, so I pick another one. She is okay, but not as fantastic as the other one. This shit takes forever so eventually I see Tattoo sitting down next to me, waiting for me to be done. I decide I want to visit the cinema today, so we pick this movie 

There is still a bit more than an hour to go and we are both hungry. Since the movie is playing in Central we decide to visit Pepper Lunch again.

This time she mirrors my order and gets beef as well. I jokingly ask her if she is Muslim now, because she asked me if I was Muslim after watching me eat beef 2 days in a row. She ordered some Matcha Ice cream that took forever to arrive, almost making me a bit anxious about being late to the movie because of it.

Once we are done eating we move upstairs and buy the tickets at one of the touch screen things. I like sitting as far back as possible and as central as possible, so I pick some form of premium seats for us. 700b for 2 tickets. She is shocked by the price and tries to pick cheaper seats, that would come out to about 440b. I just laugh at her. It’s cute that she wants to save my money, but I am visiting the cinema once a year if at all, so I am not trying to save 260b here. I also tell her that 700b is one singular shitty ticket in Germany, which she does not fully believe, but it stops her protests.

We buy some snack combo of popcorn, 2 drinks and some snack sticks for 350b.

The popcorn selection in Thailand is always weird to me. No sugar, but things like cheese and paprika.

We enter the showroom and there is literally only one other couple sitting in the middle of the cinema. Almost perfect.

What I did not expect is that the movie is not even a Thai movie. It is actually Korean which I should learn after the movie. I thought they were speaking Chinese for 2 hours …. However that means that there is two sets of subtitles. I do not think I have had that before.

 

The movie is based upon some true story of an overthrown king and his loyal servant. Actually a very funny and also sad movie. This story has no happy ending, but a rather grim one.
Looking over I see her starting to sob, at least it’s not because of me this time. I hug her and caress her head and shoulders until she calms down again. We leave and I suggest something sweet to lift her spirits up again. We are on the uppermost floor of Central, so you know exactly where I am ending up:

I have never seen a woman sad after eating and here it is the same, she is back to happy go lucky. I am so full, slightly sad from the movie and also a bit sad from watching her cry, so I tell her I might not Boom Boom her tonight. „Why not?!?!?“. It seems offense has been taken. I explain it to her and she laughs in my face, telling me I better fuck her or she gets even more sad. Not the kind of threat I am used to, but not one I will be complaining about.

As we exit we walk around Beach road because of the sex toys. Originally I bought some in Germany to bring here, but they are chilling on my kitchen counter together with the original white shoes. We find some, but I can see her face absolutely flushing to glowing fully red. She is way too shy to do this in person. Not wanting her to be too uncomfortable I tell her I will return here without her the next day.

We arrive back at the hotel around 22:30. While we are chilling in bed I see some other dude texting her about fucking her tonight. She would later show me the chat with that dude, he barely ever texts her and she never answers, but in that moment I am again slightly unhappy. Seems like the development did not stick as good as I had hoped. But I use this energy to give her a rather dominant fuck. Literally drag her by her foot towards me, flipping her around to fuck her, throwing her around the bed without much regard for her enjoyment. I go about as fast and deep as I can, fucking her prone, while twisting her head with my hands so I can shove my tongue down her throat. I have some rather intense eye contact with her in this position. I finish while she is trying to crawl away, but I won’t let her, grabbing her by her shoulders and pinning her legs with mine.

After I/we are done I apologize to her for being pissed off and using it during the session. She said seeing the anger in my face was hot, but to chill out a bit more next time. Okay no problem.
We have another long talk, where she tells me she has like a hope of 20% that I might become her real boyfriend. Not sure if I should feel threatened or flattered by it. I am loving the illusion, but I am pretty sure I would not enjoy the reality (again).
 

She talks to some friends while I get my nightly smoke in. Afterwards we cuddle each other to sleep around 03:00

[consciousornot]

Man....idk how you manage all those edibles at once. I typically take half of one if I want to party all night, but more than that and I get super retarded....you took like 2 bags in a 24 hour period no?

Fucking monster 555

[D-Nice]

1 hour ago, consciousornot said:

you took like 2 bags in a 24 hour period no?

Yeah a couple of days ago it was 2,5 bags with like 330mg in total

1 hour ago, consciousornot said:

I get super retarded

Not like I am claiming not to be that during these episodes 😂

Edited yesterday at 14:13 by D-Nice

[lovermand66]

Areca...
You know there is a way to bypass reception and let your girl go by the parking lot.
i did that when the forgot their ID

[FarangBear]

3 hours ago, D-Nice said:

Yeah a couple of days ago it was 2,5 bags with like 330mg in total

How long time does it take before they work for you? I bought one bag and the first I didn't feel anything (just trying half a gummy to be sure), so the next day I ate the last two and didn't feel anything again before 5(!) hours later, then I gradually got stoned (didn't smoke anything extra). I just feel they are too unpredictable.

[D-Nice]

5 hours ago, lovermand66 said:

Areca...
You know there is a way to bypass reception and let your girl go by the parking lot.
i did that when the forgot their ID

Yeah but i am not into that sneaking around stuff, especially with a girl that stays with me that much.

4 hours ago, FarangBear said:

How long time does it take before they work for you? I bought one bag and the first I didn't feel anything (just trying half a gummy to be sure), so the next day I ate the last two and didn't feel anything again before 5(!) hours later, then I gradually got stoned (didn't smoke anything extra). I just feel they are too unpredictable.

On an empty stomach about 45 minutes, when I have eaten much it is more like 2-3 hours. But I agree on them being somewhat unpredictable, that’s a bit of the fun though. Especially with cookies instead of gummies I often feel nothing here, since they seem to struggle with properly dosing/preparing them.

[D-Nice]

Day 32 - Sanctuaries

 

Wake up around 10:30. Today I am in the mood for shower sex, a rarity since I always perceive it to be way too complicated for it to be enjoyable. Dragging Tattoo into the shower I once again make that same discovery. The difference in her height and mine is too much to get me somewhere, so after some rather futile, knee destroying fucking I have her blow me until I finish on her tits.

Both as hungry as possible I decide I want to visit Copperspoon again. I get the morning grain bowl and she gets some fried rice with chicken. I jokingly ask if they did not have pork on the menu, as that is the only reason I see for this woman ordering chicken. „Yes, no pork here“. Way too proud of myself for that guess. Watching her eat the fried rice makes me hungry for one as well so I order it before finishing my current bowl.

Todays activity is the Sanctuary of Truth. The last time I was there was 3 years ago and I really enjoyed it. Not necessarily the religious/esoteric background of it all, but the craftsmanship necessary to build this huge museum just out of wood. Half an hour drive later we arrive.

Tickets are 500b per person with no discount for Thai people, somewhat shocking. The next guided English tour takes 25 minutes to start, so we have a drink at the restaurant next to the tour start. I also order some chicken nuggets, despite not being hungry.

After we finish eating I see a sign with some clothing RULES. No tanktops allowed once again. I check my pictures from 3 years ago and realize that I had been here in a normal shirt last time. Despite it being absurdly hot I have to put on another layer. For a 200b deposit they give me some piece of fabric I can put around my shoulders to hide my sin.

We did not even start yet and I am already fully drenched in my own sweat. 

The tour starts off with walking through an area where you can see them carving the wood elements for the museum live and even take part in it under supervision.

Then it is a long walk around the building until we enter the museum. This time they explicitly forbid live streaming, something that they did not do 3 years ago. The epidemic is spreading into every facet of life.

The guide is constantly explaining philosophical concepts, most of them are very agreeable ( humans equal, nature important, etc). The Tour takes around 50 minutes. Afterwards Tattoo and me do a small photoshoot around the building. However I am dying of thirst as I have sweat out all my water reserves. The shoulder cover in combination with the helmet you have to wear are killing me.

We flee into the comforting arms of our Bolt drivers AC. Our goal is Central, where she has to send some money for her nail appointment later in the day, while I intend to buy some sex stuff around beach road. We split up and I buy  a mini wand vibrator, a clit suction thing, a blindfold and handcuffs with padding on the inside. Since she has not texted me about being done I have another McFlurry at Central McDonalds, where we would soon after meet again.
Milk products could literally kill me so I need to stop with that shit again, but it’s so fucking hard while being here. My skin is already very angry with me for the past milk consumption, so I really need to get away from milk/cheese/yogurt again.

Quick pit stop at the hotel again, where we both shower together. I just love a cute girl washing my back. Wanting to chill a bit at FIRE I leave Tattoo behind at my hotel and drive to the 6, telling her to send me a video of her closing the door behind her once she leaves for her nails (yes I am paranoid about doors not being closed properly).

Before I arrive at FIRE I force another half gram of weed into my bloodstream. There I meet the usual suspects again and buy a drink for Tong and me. Eventually I want to play pool, so I buy Mew a drink as well, since Tong does not play pool. While Mew regularly just demolishes me I manage to get 2 wins in this time. After those rounds Mew forces Tong to play with me. She does her best to teach Tong and it was honestly so sweet to watch. Tong makes a couple of good shots and pockets some balls, but eventually I can’t pretend to be this bad anymore, since Tong is getting annoyed.

Despite eating a lot already, not smoking the entire joint and only having 2 beers, I feel really slushed. I can literally feel my thoughts getting lost on the way from my brain to my mouth, so I head to Runway for more food.

3 chicken skewers for 260b on the right hand side of the market this time. I prefer the ones on the left hand side honestly.

As I return to FIRE I order another Singha and talk more to the boys, while also watching a birthday party happen for the landlord of the property. Despite the bar being rather full it is a chill ordeal. 
Tattoo texts me that she is done and where to meet me. I tell her to drive to the hotel or pick me up at FIRE. She tells me she wants to pick me up. Usually this woman takes forever doing anything, but not 15 minutes later I hear something from the side:“Hey Baby, how much barfine?“ That was fucking fast. I take another sip of my still pretty full beer, stuff 100b into my bin and take my leave towards Runway once again, since we are both hungry.

This fried rice from one of the stands close to the front entrance might be the best one I have had so far on this trip. They were generous with the spices here.

However this chicken pita was once again just false advertising. Still tastes good though, but slightly annoying.

She also had 2 different dishes and we both had a cocoa drink as well, so we are stuffed. Surprisingly enough she suggests walking back to the hotel. My German essence seems to be rubbing off on her (makes sense since I have rubbed my „German essence“ all over her body at this point)

We arrive at the hotel and I am still drunk, high, full and feel really fucking lazy. I do not want to Boom Boom, but she is not getting away that easily. Lazily massage her shoulders and butt until I feel her getting wet. Flip her on her stomach and force her to cum with the mini wand I bought. I try to push it by switching to the clit thing, but she is fried, so I let her be.

Since she listens to a lot of K-POP and similar music I let her give me a musical introduction to LaLisa. I have read a lot of about Thai people’s infatuation with her but never „got around“ to look into her, so I feel like this was a nice cultural learning experience. Also manage to get a couple of songs I enjoy out of it.

We have some more talks about our „relationship“ and what else I want to do to her sexually, before I take another smoke on the balcony.

Falling asleep butt to butt next to that cutie around 01:30.

Edited 9 hours ago by D-Nice