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Gentlemen...  The eagle has landed.  Currently in Bangkok with a crackpot spinner in my hotel room  She's truly a nut case.  Tiny little thing with giant personality and cute little body.  Don't know yet if I'll fuck her brains or kick her out....   We'll see.  You hear from me again about this then it will be a report....  No news is disappointing news.

Edited July 26, 20251 yr by Plazz

14 hours ago, Plazz said:

Gentlemen...  The eagle has landed.  Currently in Bangkok with a crackpot spinner in my hotel room  She's truly a nut case.  Tiny little thing with giant personality and cute little body.  Don't know yet if I'll fuck her brains or kick her out....   We'll see.  You hear from me again about this then it will be a report....  No news is disappointing news.

Holy cr4p, I had to post with a recount of the events.

So she and I went out to Nana to one of the major music venues (don't recall the name) and drank and partied a bit.  She was drinking beer before she met up with me and continued when we got there.  I'm a cocktail guy.  We shared a table with a nice looking FL who I invited into our good time by offering to buy a round of margarita's for the table, which they both got excited about.

Two margarita's each later and the other FL says she's more of a Long Island Iced Tea girl, so I order a round of them.  Great.  Except that the spinner on my arm had already been drinking beer for some time before, and she's maybe 40kg soaking wet, but not yet showing the effects of the alcohol...  Yet.

We get back to the room and the alcohol is kicking in pretty hard.  I feel bad for her but my dick has no conscience, and he's been tapping me on the chest demanding some attention.  Spinner (don't know her name.  Don't care.) wants to take a shower, so while she's in there I get on my laptop and get some good massage music going (I have a killer mix for just this).  She is in there a long time and I ask if she's alright and you could hear it in her voice when she said she was okay that she was quite drunk and not as okay as she wanted to represent...

Crap.  I have a drunken psycho in my room.  I'll keep an eye on this.

She comes out of the shower wrapped in a towel and staggering quite noticeably.  I hate sex with sloppy drunks.  Thinking I don't want this at all, she sits on my lap and dick wakes back up and decides he's running the show, so I turn up the music a little bit and Radiohead's Creep comes on and she loses it.  She LOVES this song.  She goes into these hopeless groupie gyrations that lower her down to the floor until she is quite literally on her stomach on the floor writhing around like she's being filled with a giant phallus.

I roll my eyes and sit back and think, "Yep.  Here comes the drama."....  And so the drama came (yet, somehow, I never did).  From that point on she couldn't be communicated with.  It took much pulling and tugging to get her off the floor and onto the bed, and at this point I want to give her the boot, but my inner boy scout reminded me that she came to the hotel on a scooter parked outside and I didn't want he riding in her condition.  I decided she's staying the night....  What an idiot I am.

The rest of the night was a shit show.  Boy scout and dick were arguing heavily and at an impasse.  She's jumping up every 3 minutes to gag in the bathroom sink.  At this point dick tells boy scout to go find an old lady to help across the street, and I decide I'm going to see what all that college fraternity roofie fun is all about, but now she and I are arguing about this and I'm telling her if she doesn't get her skinny butt in the sack I'm calling security.  This crap went on for a good hour before she's finally in the bed and I'm groping like a college kid looking for a hole when OH MY GAWD her asshole put the "OH!" in 'prolapse'.  This girl has been used and abused.  Right then dick decides he's outta' here, and wasn't coming back.

Now she's getting all dramatic and crying and saying quite loudly "You just fuck me now.  It make you happy?  You fuck me now."...  But dick left the building, and I couldn't unsee the devastation of her war zone of an ass.

Morning was no better.  She finally woke up around 11:00 in bad shape.  I got her in the shower and she asks for her money.  I say, "For what?  Disturbing the people in the other rooms all morning?  My dick didn't even get any satisfaction.", to which she responded (quite irrefutably and very loudly) "I tell you to fuck me you no fuck me.  Why you not fuck me?  Huh?"  then much louder "Why you not fuck me?  You pay me!!".... Now everyone on the 7th floor of the Adelphi can probably hear her, so I paid her and kicked her out and blocked her phone number and that's it.  On to the next thing.

Welcome to Thailand!

Edited July 27, 20251 yr by Plazz